Notes: шпион means the spy in Russian. I just used google translate so you can tell me the more correct version if you know it. :)
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PeterPan: hey Thor convinces me to add him on this group chat... we can make a new one of just us.
Ned_InTheChair: OH MY GOSH! THAT IS SO COOL!
MtotheJ: thor's cool.
PeterPan: Okay I'm adding him now.
MtotheJ: k
Ned_InTheChair: oh my gosh this is my life.
Thor: Hello.
Thor: Tony son has shown me the chatting of snap!
Ned_InTheChair: Oh my gosh your Thor!
MtotheJ: hey. Sup.
PeterPan: Sup is slang for hows it going, by the way, Thor.
Thor: I found the faces on the screen!
Ned_InTheChair: Emojis?
Thor:😋🤪😛😒🥳😫🤨🙁😭😫🤪😣🥳🥺😞🤯😳🤔😢😥😳😢🤫😳😑😯😷🤕🤑😼😽✌️😻😻👠🧤👛👟💍🧤🐻🐷🦆🐱🐣🐷🐐🐘🐂🐫🐃🌜🌑💥🌘⛈🥒🥞🍒🥯🤼♀️🏒⛷🤼♀️🏒🎧🎤🚥🗻🚧⛲️🏖🏦
PeterPan: yea... he found the emojis...
Thor: I have found the best face thing! ⚡️!!!
MtotheJ: lightening, I get it.
PeterPan: they're called emojis
The next day on the chat.
PeterPan: Guys I'm really sorry but now that Thor's on the chat... well Steve found out and he wants in... that okay?
Ned_InTheChair: like as in CAPTAIN AMERICA?!? Of course it's okay!
MtotheJ: Yea I don't care.
PeterPan: okay...
Capsicle: Hey everyone.
Ned_InTheChair: it's captain america. Oh my gosh.
MtotheJ: sup.
Thor: Steve do you know of the faces?!?!
Steve: What faces?
PeterPan: He means emojis.
Steve: What are emojis?
Ned_InTheChair: Like little pictures or drawings you can send.
MtotheJ: like this, 🙂
Capsicle: Wait I think I found it.
Capsicle: 🙃 it's upside down.
PeterPan: yea they can be weird.
Hours later in the chat.
PeterPan: So now Bruce found out...
Ned_InTheChair: yup. This is my life
Ned_InTheChair: I am in a group chat with the avengers. I can't believe it.
BruceBanner: Hi.
MtotheJ: hi!
Ned_InTheChair: Your Bruce Banner.
PeterPan: Natasha and Clint want in.
PeterPan: What have I done.
Capsicle: Hi Bruce!
BruceBanner: Your on here to?!
Thor: Hello Bruce!
BruceBanner: and Thor?!
MtotheJ: theres a lot of avengers. This is going to be a crazy chat.
PeterPan: yea...
Natasha_шпион: Hiiiii!
MtotheJ: Is that Russian?
Ned_InTheChair: oh my gosh I think my brain might explode.
Natasha_шпион: Yeah. You'll have to figure out what it says. 😏 heheheh.
MtotheJ: the spy. I know some Russian. 🙂
PeterPan: okay Clint should be on.
Capsicle: Clint too?!?
Thor: 🇦🇹🇦🇺🇻🇬🇦🇿🇧🇫🇧🇲🇧🇷🇨🇦🇮🇨🇨🇳🇨🇻🇨🇷🇨🇬🇰🇾🇨🇲 It has flags!
Clint: I have made it to the chat!
PeterPan: What have I done.
Natasha_шпион: Either something verrry good or verrry bad.
BruceBanner: Or just something that's going to be hilarious.
Clint: Peter, you have no idea what you've started.
Thor: You should put in tony!
PeterPan: do I have tooooo.
Clint: Yesss
Ned_InTheChair: pleasssse!
Natasha_шпион: you definitely should.
MtotheJ: almost everyone is here anyway.
BruceBanner: this is about to get interesting.
Tony_Stark: heh heh heh. I'm hereeee!
PeterPan: What have I done.
PeterPan: What kid has all of his aunts and uncles and his dad on a group chat with his friends- you know what! I'm just going to add everyone!
Wanda:) : Hi!
PepperPotts: Hellloooo
PeterPan: I guess we were just missing two.
Tony_Stark: hey pete, have ya seen this?
Ned_InTheChair: lol
MtotheJ: heh.
PepperPotts: haha.
PeterPan: c'mon guys your supposed to be on my side! You too mom!?!
PeterPan:
Hahahahahahaha!
Tony_Stark: ...
PepperPotts: you should have seen it coming.
Wanda:) : Me next!
Tony_Stark: Don't forget you all live in my house.
Wanda: ...
Natasha_шпион: yes! Take that Clint!
Clint: What ever!
Natasha_шпион: how mature.
Thor: what are the moving pictures?
Capsicle: There gifs. Just look up a name and then put gif after it and it'll come up. Probably.
Tony_Stark: why would you give him that power?!
Thor: I see!
Thor: remember that Bruce?!
Bruce: ... let's not get me involved... heh
Bruce: Wait How is there a gif of that?!?
PeterPan: looking through my camera roll... heh heh, MJ, Ned.
Ned_InTheChair: oh no
MtotheJ: I swear if you.
PeterPan:
MtotheJ: Ugh!
Capsicle: 😊
PepperPotts: awww!
Wanda: cute!
Natasha: :)
Tony: when was that?! Are you in my room?!?
PeterPan: ... No.
Bruce: mmm hmmm.
PeterPan: hey dad, did you notice paparazzi yesterday?
PeterPan: cause no one knows I'm your adopted son yet sooo
Tony_Stark: yeaaaa I might have known... btw we have a press conference to go to.
Peter: ...