"Totally Gods"
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Cherry-Paris
I wanna introduce someone new to this chat!
Would everyone be okay with that?
Hoe-Nose
Are they totally a god?
Nye-X
New people?
Charis, you haven't even opened up your shop yet...
Cherry-Paris
Don't worry, I won't add people from the shop.
This is a new friend!
Geeb-the-Weeb
Are you sure you're just friends? 😉
Cherry-Paris
Yeah! He's cool!
Maybe one day...
Hoe-Nose
Woah, what?
Nye-X
Yeah... What?
Geeb-the-Weeb
Hoooooly Fuck!
Cherry-Paris
You guys are funny!
Hoe-Nose
This is both amazing and terrifying.
What are they like?
Cherry-Paris
Why don't you ask them yourself?
Cherry-Paris added Franklin to the chat
Nye-X
Franklin...?
That name doesn't sound familiar at all.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Gotta agree with emo here.
Ain't ringing a bell.
Cherry-Paris
Maybe Franklin can ring it for you!
Franklin
A little disappointed at that, but that was a clever joke.
Though, I don't ring the bells. I am merely a teacher.
I listen for the bells.
Hoe-Nose
Welcome to our chat.
Are you a god/goddess?
Nye-X
Yeah, cause that question totally makes sense.
Franklin
Nope. My name is just plain Franklin.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Shocking response.
Did sunshine boy already ask that?
Cherry-Paris
Sunshine boy??
Franklin
Indeed, he did. I was confused, but now I understand some of it.
The chat name indicated something.
I take it you are all named something god or goddess related?
Hoe-Nose
My word, you are so formal...
How odd to see now a days.
Nye-X
* nowadays
Franklin
Hardly noticed. May I ask what your real names are?
Geeb-the-Weeb
Way too formal.
Change your name first, into something better.
Something that isn't so, meh.
Cherry-Paris
Now don't be mean, kiddo
Franklin is a pleasant name.
Franklin
No, it's fine. I almost agree.
Every one of you has a...
Geeb-the-Weeb
Has a...?
Franklin
I apologize. I didn't want to leave on the writing dots...
Perhaps the word is "goofy". Maybe I should have a name like that as well.
May I ask for assistance?
Geeb-the-Weeb
Maybe...
Charis's Future Boyfriend?
Hoe-Nose
Geb! Don't ruin what hasn't started!
Nye-X
Yeah, that was a bit too soon...
Cherry-Paris
Woah now! Getting rid of your old pop so soon?
Franklin
Your interactions are quite amusing, if I may say.
Cherry-Paris
You may say.
Hoe-Nose
So formal, it's killing me! 😖
Franklin
Is my way of speaking not to your fitting?
I apologize, it's hard to change the way someone talks.
Well, in this case, it would be texts.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Alright, dude, chill.
What do people usually call you?
Franklin
Most people would properly call me by my name, Franklin.
Though, in high school, some people ended up calling me "Smarts".
Nye-X
Is it cause you were smarter than everyone else?
Franklin
Maybe it was that...
Though I always assumed they just liked addressing people by their last names.
Now that I think about it, I was the only one called by their last name.
Nye-X
How oddly fitting...
Hoe-Nose
Definitely fits in with our weird group.
Your name is Franklin Smarts?
Franklin
Indeed, it is.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Ffs
What are you a teacher too?
Franklin
You're smarter than I thought, yes I am.
Cherry-Paris
I bet you're great at it too!
Franklin
I wouldn't be so sure of that, as the students seem to take a disliking to me.
They always complain about the amount of homework I assign.
Geeb-the-Weeb
This is gonna sound batshit, but like
Maybe don't assign homework...
But that's just a theory, a fucking truth theory.
Hoe-Nose
Students tend to be lazy on things they don't wanna do.
Nye-X
People are lazy.
Hoe-Nose
Babe, please...
I wanna sound reasonable for once, just once.
Nye-X
Sorry...
Wait, no
No, I'm not
Franklin
Pleasantry.
If I may ask...
How long have you two been a couple?
Hoe-Nose
You may ask!
My life is obviously the most interesting to tell.
Though, I must appoint this to Nyx.
My love is shy with these topics.
Nye-X
Hey, Zeus!
Don't be a sticking your dick into situations that shouldn't have dicks in them!
We can share such info once we actually know more about him.
Franklin
Though this matter is about me, I agree.
Sorry for asking such a question early on, I should have thought about what you would think.
Thank you for voicing your concerns.
Geeb-the-Weeb
This fuckery is running on.
Shall we find a actual name for this nerd?
Or are we just gonna continue dawdling uselessly?
Franklin
Though I dislike your language, I agree.
We keep getting off topic to the main one before.
Hoe-Nose changed Franklin's name to Smarts
Smarts
Is this what you wish to name me?
Hoe-Nose
Brilliant, right?
Your last name is a perfect fit for your nerdy ways.
Geeb-the-Weeb
I was thinking something more god like.
Since we all go by god names.
Nye-X
I'm a goddess, bitch
Hoe-Nose
The goddess is angered by your ignorance.
What a queen!
May I be your king?
Nye-X
No.
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Hoe-Nose
Such harsh words, I'm aghast!
But I can't deny your beauty, I must continue my worships!
I will suck your dick... May I try you'll suck back?
Nye-X
Oh, wait...
No...
Stop...
Hoe-Nose
I will suck your toes,
Favoriting your moisturized ankles.
My queen!
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Nye-X
Babe... Are you okay?
Wtf are you doing??
This is weird af
Hoe-Nose
Idk honestly.
I feel like something possessed me and I said weird things.
Like four teenagers are deciding weird lines of my life in this single moment.
Nye-X
That was deeply creepy...
Geeb-the-Weeb
That's what she said! 😜
Smarts
I thought everyone on this chat was male...
I apologize.
Nye-X
Everyone is male.
He's making an unsavory joke.
Cherry-Paris
Play nice, kiddos.
No wrong language on my watch!
Hoe-Nose
ATHENA!!
Hoooooooooooly fuuuuuuuck!!
I remember the name I was trying to get at!
Before Smarts...
ATHENA!
Nye-X
Athena...
We barely know this guy, yet the name is so fitting.
How peculiar.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Huh, I can't argue.
Cherry-Paris
Stop swearing!
And the name only stays with Franklin's approval.
Smarts changed their name to Athena
Hoe-Nose
It seems he agrees to using it.
Athena
Though, I don't think I want to be known by everyone as "Athena", the name can stay for everyone here.
You may refer to me as "Athena" as you desire.
Nye-X
Got it, dude
Geeb-the-Weeb
Totally fits that assed smarty talk.
Cherry-Paris
Be nice!
Franklin, would it be okay if I switch your names from time to time?
Athena
Of course, it's fine.
Call me whatever you choose.
Geeb-the-Weeb
So...
I can call you Bitch and you'll be fine with it?
Athena
I would prefer you not to, but it would be rude to say no.
Cherry-Paris
It's not rude to stand up for yourself.
Geb, don't be rude!
Hoe-Nose
He doesn't know your extremely rude personality.
You could hurt his feelings.
Athena
No need to worry about harming my emotions.
It's not hard to take no offense.
Thank you for the worry nevertheless.
Cherry-Paris
You're so kind, but emotions are not something to underestimate.
Be careful with what you listen and trust.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Some deep shit for this chat
Nye-X
Meaning?
Geeb-the-Weeb
We're all dipshits, deep shit ain't easy.
Not unless it's from Charis, I guess.
He's the only one who can talk about emotions out in the open.
Nye-X
Sadly, I gotta admit you're right.
Athena
I'm always careful, no need for worry.
I wasn't aware of the lack of talk about emotions.
I would comment on helping with this issue, but I am not good at speaking about emotions either.
Nye-X
Oh no, we've encouraged him...
Hoe-Nose
No doubt
Cherry-Paris
I can help!
Emotions are my specialty!
I can bhalep!1
Hoe-Nose
He's key smashing now
We've got him excited
Athena
I would love for you to enlighten me in emotions.
Cherry-Paris
REally?!
You would willingly listen to my teachings?!
That's amazing, thank you, thank you!
Athena
You're truly pleased with my remark?
How cute... Message Deleted
Hoe-Nose
Now wait a minute...
What was that you just said?!
Nye-X
Yeah, hey, I saw that!
Geeb-the-Weeb
Wow, my past statement is coming true.
I'm the true memelord of foreskin.
*foresight
Hoe-Nose
Suuuuuuuuuure
You totally meant foresight
Nye-X
You meant foreskin, don't even try to hide it.
You're gay, lol
Geeb-the-Weeb
Funny considering...
I'M THE ONE STRAIGHT PERSON IN THIS CHAT!
Hoe-Nose
The one heterosexual...
Nye-X
... and that's perfectly fine.
Hoe-Nose
Actually, we don't know what Athena is.
He could be heterosexual for all we know.
Athena
Far from it actually
Cherry-Paris
?!?!
Geeb-the-Weeb
He be blushing, uwu
Nye-X
I am begging you to shut the fuck up
Hoe-Nose
Wow, a little harsh...
Nye-X
No, not that cursed word...
Not the memes, plz no
Athena
I am in a state of confusion...
Nye-X
Gonna have to get used to that if you wanna hang with us.
Cherry-Paris
As long as everyone is nice!
Charis sighed happily before noticing the time. He was meant to leave a couple of minutes earlier, he bounced out of the house and rushed to the cafe. Despite not having to officially open till tomorrow, he felt he should go check out the store the time it would open for good practice.
Upon reaching the door, he also realized that everyone was in the chat...
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Cherry-Paris
What are all of you doing up at 6 am?
I just realized that everyone is on...
Having a party without me?
Hoe-Nose
Yes, to our best friend in the world,
We're at a party without you.
Even Athena, who we just meant.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Yeah, you should have come.
Cherry-Paris
Not invited again, dang
Athena
No?? I'm not at a party...
I'm usually wake up around this time to grade any leftover papers and gather my stuff.
Nye-X
Genius, it's not a real party.
They were joking.
I wouldn't go, parties suck
Hoe-Nose
I wouldn't go either.
Nye-X
That's weird, parties seem like your thing.
Hoe-Nose
Yeah, but they're not yours.
Nye-X
Ffs, no flirting.
Cherry-Paris
Alright, real reasons now.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Can't wake up at 6 am when you never sleep.
Hoe-Nose
My phone is always set to full volume
The buzzing woke me, per usual.
Nye-X
Had a nightmare, didn't like it, woke up.
My phone buzzed a couple of minutes later.
Cherry-Paris
Awe, alright...
I'm sorry for waking you, Honos.
Geb, get some sleep for once, mother's orders.
I hope you forget about the dream and remember all our love, Nyx!
Smarts, good work...
❤💚💜💙
Geeb-the-Weeb
We'll see, mom
Nye-X
Thanks, mom
Hoe-Nose
It's fine, I was already waking up, mom
Athena
Thank you... Mom?
Is that a witty nickname or an actual response?
Hoe-Nose
Nickname.
He treats us like his children, he's our mom.
Athena
Wouldn't he be your father?
Nye-X
Who calls their dad "father" anymore?
Athena
I still call mine "father".
It sounds more proper.
Nye-X
I suppose so, but aren't you supposed to be casual with family.
Athena
Perhaps...
Geeb-the-Weeb
If you follow the stereotypes of moms and dads, he acts more like a mom.
Hence the nickname.
He's our mom.
Cherry-Paris
And you all are my kiddos!
Athena
No father?
Nye-X
Used to be like that...
I'm not sure of that anymore.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Agreed
Hoe-Nose
Adding on, I guess.
Cherry-Paris
Yay! Our new family member is approved!
Athena
This isn't a real family, but I'm glad you have included me so nicely.
Nye-X
Geb is far from nice.
Geeb-the-Weeb
Wow, bitch.
Says you?
Cherry-Paris
Be nice!
I'm gonna go open the store, you all better behave!
Charis finally unlocked the door and closed it gently. He placed his back down, inhaling the sweet smell. Today is a new day and there's a lot of baking left to be done.