KEMI: onihaxy, please call your brother, time is
going and I need to go back home on time.
ME: ****scrolling through my phone*** I don't
know what is delaying him since, he is
travelling
today and he had to go on time.
KEMI: please call him abeg ***restless***
ME: **dial segun's number and placed on
loudspeaker****. Hello guy, where are you now?
SEGE: bros I'm sorry, there was a long queue at
the ATM, when there was about 6 people
before me on the queue, the ATM went out of cash
and couldn't dispense money.
KEMI: haaaaaaaaaaa **oh God***
ME: haaaa, so what are you doing now?
SEGE: I am on my way to zenith back ATM at
hospital road, I should be there in a moment.
KEMI: ***restless, I don't think I can wait***
ME: segun please hurry up, my love has to
return back home on time.
SEGE: ok bro ****hanged up*****
ME: ***dropped the phone and turned to
kemi****. My love, please wait for few minutes,
he would be here.
KEMI: ooooooh God, I don't like all this things,
my family must have be looking for me now.
ME: ***pats her on her laps*** I'm so sorry my
love. Please I'm sorry.
KEMI: ok, I will wait for only 20minutes. Go and
get my recharge card for me first.
ME: ***chaii, gbese!!!!!!!!, how I go take escape
this one oooooooo!!!**** ok dear.
KEMI: please hurry up.
ME : ok, let me go out and get it. I picked my phone, went out of the house and
chat with segun.
ME: sege how far? Where you dey?
SEGE: I dey inside the joint wey dey down the
street.
ME: ok,
SEGE: wetin your babe dey talk?
ME: she say she go wait for 20 minutes for you
to be back
SEGE: funny. She go wait tire ooo. Just find
means take discharge her for today. She go
come back tomorrow.
ME: who tell you that one?
SEGE: I know her type, she no go wan miss the
awuf outing.
ME: hmmmm, I hear. But she dey demand for
card oooo
SEGE: like how much?
ME: 400naira.
SEGE: e no too much na, afterall you go pay
olosho 800naira per round of sex if you go
ashawo joint . Go buy am give her.
ME: I hear.
I went to the vendor and purchased a 400naira mtn and returned to the room to give her. She
smiled when she received it and I know that
she would be like "since recharge card don
sure, shopping too go sure ni yen oooo".
After
about 17minutes of meaningless gist, she
became uncomfortable again and she began to ask of segun. I picked the phone to call again.
ME: sege, where are you?
SEGE: I dey on queue.
ME: please hurry up, my wife need to return on
time.
SEGE: there are many people infront of me oo, it will take me about 40minutes to be back
home.
ME: ok, just hurry up. **hanged up***
KEMI: I'm not sure I could wait again, I need to
return home before my family began to look
for me.
ME: if they are searching for you, they would
have called you on phone
KEMI: I didn't come with my main line that
they
have.
ME: huuuuuh, eyah.
KEMI: let me go, we would see tomorrow.
ME: **yinmu***, and I wish you could stay a
little ooo
KEMI: no I can't, tell your brother that I can't
wait. We would see tomorrow.
ME: ok my love.
Kemi stood up from the bed and we both
walked out of the door. I waved at a bikeman
and told him where to drop kemi. I paid the
bikeman and kemi was driven off.
About 3
seconds later, I got a whatsapp message on my
phone from segun, " my guy welldone, you don
dey sharp small small". I smiled on raised my
head up to the opposite direction and I saw
segun walking towards me.