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By VividKaykay

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Ten and Johnny are mutuals and internet friends that end up living closer than they think. After they run int... More

Introductions
1 | First impressions
2 | New faces (part 1)
2 | New faces (part 2)
3 | Located
4 | The Mall
5 | Aftermath
6 | And then there were 21
7 | Translate
8 | Tea was spilled
9 | The ship has sailed
10 | exposed
11 | the return of Ty
12 | we love illiteracy
13| "i have two boyfriends"
14 | ten needs a boyfriend
15 | stan "a tease"
16 | Help
17 | stop the xiaojun abuse
18 | water and grease fires dont mix
19 | ten the love virgin
20 | "chenle said fuck"
21 | what
22 | when i say chen, you say sung
23 | yangyang never sleeps
24 | you already know
25 | the sleepover 1/2
26 | the sleepover 2/2
27 | alright
28 | Save Haechan ft. Bomin
29 | taeyong will break his phone
30 | booboo the fool
31 | yes homo
32 | lucas is iron man
33 | EVERYONES wilding
34 | bring chenle his ice cream
35 | eventually
36 | who needs sleep anyways
38 | HAECHAN LOCKDOWN
39 | spencers
40 | AHAHA funny
41 | Taeyong is lame
42 | everyone is aggressive
43 | The witching hour
44 | Roblox
45 | Johnten sails
46 | sugar gays
47 | What v.2
48 | Hendery is on crack
49 | Johnny watches hentai
50 | Neo crackhead technology
51 | bad chaps
52 | 8BALLLL
53 | juuling is bad
54 | take yangyang trick or treating
55 | we migrating
Book 2

37 | yO dReAm

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"Dude just drink it, it's basically soda"

"I'm scared~"

"SCARED OF WHAT JUST DOWN IT"

Currently, Haechan and six of his friends were sitting in his livingroom floor after raiding his moms alcohol because "why not?"

"Haechan how about you drink something then" Renjun says looking at Haechan

"Gladly, since I'm not a pussy like you guys" Haechan says, picking up a random bottle and popping it open

"Don't you think you should aleast read the label first?" Jisung questions watching the older

"Ehhh~" Haechan shrugs before starting to down the bottle

*glup*

*glup*

*glup*

"Haechan, I think that's enough" Mark says taking the bottle away from Haechan

"MARK THAT SHIT SLAPS DRINK SOME"

Mark glances at the smiling Haechan, who's probably already drunk before putting the bottle to his lips

"This is such a bad idea" Jisung says looking at the rest of his friends

"Says who, I'm taking advantage of this" Jaemin says grabbing a bottle along with Jeno and Renjun

"C'mon Chenle, you're better than this" Jisung says watching Chenle reach for a bottle

"I mean, am I really?" Chenle grins and opens the bottle

"Oh my fucking god"

🍷🍷🍷

"Wow that actually looks good Haechan" Renjun comments, viewing the work he had done on Marks face

"My makeup skills are always good" Haechan rolls his eyes

"I mean, considering that you're drunk-"

"YOU'RE DRUNK"

"NO FUCKING SHIT DONGFUCK"

"OKAY RENHOE, DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT BECAUSE I'LL FUCKING FIGHT"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

"WHAT IS IT CHENLE" everyone turns to face Chenle who was laying on a sofa

"EVERYONES YELLING I JUST THOUGHT I'D JOIN" Chenle giggles

"Jesus fucking christ Chenle" Jisung sighs

"I look hot" Mark comments, looking in the mirror

"You always look hot Mark" Haechan comments grabbing Marks cheeks to kiss him

"HEY NOW WE NEED TO KEEP IT PG IN HERE THERES CHILDREN" Jaemin yells at the two, pointing at Chenle and Jisung

"FUCK PG, IF I WANTED TO TWERK ON YOU GUYS I WOULD, YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I JUST WIL-"

"PLEASE NO" Renjun says

*ring ring ring*

Haechan reaches for his phone to see his mother calling him

Oh shit.

"FUCK IT'S MY MOM GUYS" Haechan panics looking at his friends

"QUICK, WHOS THE MOST SOBER" Haechan asks

Hmm, lets see

Marks still admiring himself in the mirror

Renjun cant stand straight

Jaemins literally still drinking

Jenos half asleep

And Chenle been laughing at nothing for half an hour

Everyones eyes direct towards Jisung

Jisung definitely wasnt sober but he was in a better state than the rest of them

Jisung sighs "give me the phone"

*beep*

"Um, hi Mrs. Lee, yeah it's Jisung"

"What are we doing?  Umm" Jisung looks over to his friends for help in a panic

Without thinking Chenle frantically points towards the kitchen

"We're um...kitchen? wait, I mean IN the kitchen yeah, we're IN the kitche...um getting food and Haechan was doing Marks makeup but now he's...cooking...yeah"

...

"Okay bye."

*beep*

"Jesus fuck guys" Jisung sigh and hands Haechans phone back to him then walks over to the bottles placed on the coffee table and opens one up

"I though you weren't drinking anymo-"

"Shut up, literally shut the fuck up" Jisung says before drinking the newly opened bottle

"Agressive"

...

"Guys if I was a drag queen i think my drag name would be Chun Li"

"Isnt that a Nicki Minaj song or something?" Jaemin asks

"Yes, but it's also a video game character" Chenle adds

"Chenle stop fucking moving unless you want your eyeliner to look clapped" Haechan complains trying to do Chenles makeup

"I'm sorry~" chenle giggles

"Chenle if i had a dollar for everytime you've laughed tonight I'd be rich by now" Haechan adds

"GUYS LOOK IM FINALLY TALLER THAN YOU GUYS" Renjun stumbles into the room with a pair of Haechans mothers heels on

"OKAY YOU GO RENJUN" Haechan laughs while Renjuns stubbles over to his boyfriends

"no no NO YOU CAN'T BE TALLER THAN ME"

"HAECHAN WHERE DOES YOUR MOM KEEP HER SHOES"

"In her closet?"

"BET" and with that Jaemin runs out the livingroom and up the stairs

alrighty.

"Yo this ice cream is really good"
Jisung walks back into the living room with a half empty tub of ice cream in his hands

"Jisung...that was completly filled and you've ate more than half of it in less that 20 minutes" Haechan says

"Yep" Jisung says still eating

"Haechan we've been having fun this whole time but do you realize how hard your mom is gonna beat your ass when she comes back" Jeno mentions

"She won't, trust me" Haechan laughs putting lip gloss on Chenle

"RENJUN IM TALLER AGAIN" Jaemin struts in triumphantly

"NO TAKE THEM OFF" Renjun protests with Jeno laughing at his and Jaemins feud

"NO I WON'T"

"UGHHH"

"Damn those heels are almost as big as my dick" Mark says

"Nice to know" Haechan grins

"Okay, ew, tmi, nobody needed to know that" Jaemin comments

"Okay I'm finished chenle" Haechan smiles

"YOO I look so pretty" Chenle giggles looking into a mirror

"Dont I look pretty Jisung?" Chenle asks jisung

"Of course, i would kiss you right now but i have ice cream in my mouth" Jisung grins back

"Of course"

"Okay now that I'm done with makeup, LETME SHOW YOU BITCHES THE RIGHT WAY TO WALK IN HEELS"

"OKAY BET."

👠👠👠

"You've drunk 5 bottles of water im pretty sure you're sober by now" Jisung says to Jeno still drinking water

"Just to be sure Jisung, my liver needs it" Jeno comments

After a good 4 hours of food, makeup, and high heels, the boys have finally calmed down and now sat in Haechans room

"You know I just realized how early it still is, like, its not even 9pm yet" Rendone says to the group

"Y'know, that means the sun hasnt set yet" Haechan comments

"Why does that matter?" Jisung ask looking over to Haechan

"It's super cheesy, I just like watching them I guess, it's probably the calmest thing I like doing besides sleeping" Haechan chuckles

"Then lets do it" Mark says with the others agreeing and a smile spreading on Haechans face

(Hold on this is making me soft😳)

Haechan hops off the floor and skips over to his window to open it up

"We can sit on my roof to watch it"

"What if we fall, and like, break something" Jeno asks

"Well I havent yet so I think it's safe" Haechan replys, climbing out the window with the rest of his friends following

The group of boys finally settle together on the roof, Haechan cuddles up to Mark, Jaemin and Jeno cuddle with Renjun in the middle, and Chenle sits in Jisungs lap with Jisungs arms wrapped around him

"You know what amazes me, this time last year we were just meeting and we still didn't even know how each other looked yet" Renjun says resting his head on Jaemins shoulder

"That shits just crazy" Mark chuckles, eyes still focused on the sky

"You guys are thinking about that emotional shit but I'm just thinking about how good we are gonna sleep tonight" Chenle laughs

"Yeah, but I'm thinking about how fast we're gonna have to clean the living room in the morning before my mom gets back" Haechan says in a sigh

"Lets not worry about whats happening tomorrow, lets just enjoy the moment so shush" Jaemin smiles as the boys watch the final moments of daylight fade.

🌙🌙🌙





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10:26pm
OKAY IM SORRY I DIPPED FOR SO LONG BUT IM BACK. IK I SAID THIS ON MY OTHER BOOK BUT I PASSED THE YEAR WITH ALL A'S AND I GOT A 100% ON 3 OF MY EXAMS IM JUST REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF OKAY

anyways, i should be updating much faster now that school is over so 😏

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