Mamiko-Chan: We have another dare guys!
Eves and Servamps: TWO DARES TWO DAYS IN A ROW?!?!
Mamiko-Chan: Yeah? Is there anything wrong with that?
Eves and Servamps:*remembers the last time they made Mamiko-Chan mad**shudders*
N-No
Lawless: Spill the tea Mamiko-Chan! What's the dare?!
Mamiko-Chan: Actually, I haven't read the dare yet. I just got notified that we have a dare.
Kuro: Mendoukuse. So this is going to be the first time we'll actually read the dare?
Mamiko-Chan: Pretty much.
Misono: Hurry up and open it already!
Mamiko-Chan:OK! OK!*under breath* Don't get Lily to strip for you in private.
Lily:*hears what Mamiko-Chan whispered**gets a tint of pink on cheeks*
Mamiko-Chan: Anyways, let's read the dare now!*opens envelope that has dare in it and reads the dare**starts turning red* U-Uh.....
Mahiru: Are you okay Mamiko-Chan? Your turning red. Do you have a fever?*attempts to put hand on forehead but Mamiko-Chan pulls away*
Mamiko-Chan: I-IM FINE! Uh... I mean I'm fine Mahiru-San.
Mahiru:*confused* Uh, ok?
Mikuni: Tell is the dare already Mamiko-Chan! Abel-Chan here is getting impatient!~
Mamiko-Chan:*mumbles under breath*
Licht: Speak up! We can't hear you!
Mamiko-Chan:*mumbles a little louder*
Hugh: Just tell us the stupid dare already!
Mamiko-Chan: FINE! YOU GUYS HAVE TO READ A LEMON FAN FICTION! HAPPY?!
Kuro, Lily, Lawless, Licht, and Jeje:*starts turning red*
Mikuni:*smirks because he knows exactly what a lemon fanfic is*
Mahiru, Misono, Tetsu, and Licht: Huh?
Tetsu: Why are we going to read a fanfic about lemons Big Sis Mamiko-Chan?
Misono: I want to know as well.
Mahiru: Same.
Licht: If were reading a fanfic about fruits let's read one about melon instead.
Mamiko-Chan: Not that kind of lemon Tetsu. The uh, other kind of lemon.
Licht:*realizes what she means and starts turning five hundred million shades of red* So that's the kind of lemons you're talking about.
Misono: What is it? Tell us.
Licht: I'll tell you and the other blondie but not the Angel-in-Training.*goes to whisper in there ears what Mamiko-Chan means when there going to read a lemon fanfic*
Misono: *becomes redder than Higans hair*
Tetsu: *has a tint of pink on his cheeks*
Mahiru: Tell me too Licht-San.
Licht: Sorry. No can do Angel-in-Training.
Mahiru: *gains irk mark* Stop calling me that Licht-San! Just tell me what it means already!
Licht: No.
Mahiru: Fine.*turns to Mamiko-chan* What does lemon fanfics mean?
Mamiko-Chan:*proceeds to tell him but sees the death glare that Kuro, Licht, and Hyde are sending her way and closes her mouth*
Mahiru: Well?!
Mamiko-Chan: Gomen Mahiru-San, but no.
Mahiru:*gains multiple irk marks and leaves the room angrily*
Eves, Servamps, and Mamiko-Chan:*breathes sighs of relief*
Misono: Thank god Shirota-kun left.
Kuro: Yeah. I don't want my precious sunshine to be tainted.
Eves and other Servamps:*look at him with eyebrows raised*
Kuro: What? It's true. He is mine after all.
Eves and Servamps:*in head* So possessive.
Mamiko-Chan:*in head* OTP!! OTP!! *squeals internally and fan girls* POSSESSIVE KURO IS SO AMAZING!!!!!
Hugh: Lets just move in with the dare already!
Mamiko-Chan: Ok! Ok! Just let me find a lemon fanfic first!
~time skip to after Mamiko-Chan finds a lemon fanfic~
Mamiko-Chan: Ok! I found one!
Lawless: What is it?
Mamiko-Chan: It's a uh,*looks at the title and description* LawLicht lemon!
Lawless and Licht: EH?!?!
Licht: WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME WITH THAT DAMN SHIT RAT?!?! HES A DEMON AND I AM AN ANGEL!!!!!
Lawless: I like angel-babe, but not that way!
Mamiko-Chan: Because you two look really kawaii with each other~
Lawless and Licht:*blushing* NO WE DO NOT!!
Mamiko-chan:*puts hands up in a surrendering position* Ok! Ok! But we still need to read the fanfic!
Lawless and Licht:*sigh* Fine.
Tetsu: Whats the title Big Sis Mamiko-Chan?
Mamiko-Chan:*looks at title* It's called "Kick Me if You Want Me to Stop" by RedZeveRin.(A/N: If you want to read the story, it's on AO3. Go check it out. It's really good.)
Lily: Lets hurry up and read it before Shirota Mahiru-kun comes back, ok?~
~time skip to after reading the lemon fanfic~
Tetsu and Misono: *entire face is red*
Lawless:*has a major nosebleed*
Licht: *is on the ground, entirely red with black swirls as his eyes*
Mikuni: *smirks because he finally has some blackmail material for the Greed Pair*
Jeje: *embarassed*
Hugh:*wondering why the hell mortals write things such as this while having an enormous blush in his face*
Mamiko-chan:*dead on the floor because of how much vampire smexyness is in the lemon and because of blood loss*
Kuro:*imagining him and Mahiru doing the same thing with steam coming from his entirely red face*
Lily:*silently fangirling at how bold his older brother is*
Lawless: Well, that was, an um, interesting read.
Mamiko-Chan: And I loved it! I'll never get tired of reading this kind of genre!
Eves and Servamps:*looks at Mamiko-Chan with a 'bitch, just what the fuck did you just say?' face*
Mamiko-Chan: What? I have a lot of time on my hands. Besides, Author-Chan loves reading these kind of books~
Author-Chan: She is right, ya know?
Eves and Servamps: Where did you come from?!
Author-Chan: Magic!
Misono and Licht: LIKE HELL!
Mamiko-Chan: *release KI* The both of you will calm down now or, I'll tell everyone here your secrets.*grins creepily* Do you want that?
Licht and Misono: *shakes head no frantically*
Mamiko-Chan: No? Then don't yell at
Author-Chan. Ok?~
Author-Chan: Stop it Ko-Chan! Your scaring them!
Mamiko-Chan: Ah! Gomen guys! *smiles sweetly* Sorry if I scared you!
Eves and Servamps: *in head* So bipolar.
Author-Chan: If you think that she's scary, you should see me when someone pisses me off.
Mamiko-Chan: It's true! She made some bullies pee their pants after they called her the b-word!
Author-Chan: Yes, yes Mamiko-Chan. And I'm very proud of that feat.
Mahiru:*comes back into the room*
Author-Chan: Ohayo Mahiru-kun!
Mahiru:*surprised* Author-Chan! What are you doing here?
Mahiru: Just wanted to stop by.
Eves and Servamps: Wait, you know her?!
Mahiru: Yeah, I needed help with something and Author-Chan volunteered to help me. And after that, we became friends.
Author-Chan: Yeah, that's basically it.
Eves and Servamps: Cool.
Author-Chan: Anyhoo, we should probably end the chapter now. You wanna do the honors Mamiko-Chan?
Mamiko-Chan:*nods head* Hai Author-Chan! Bye everyone and thank you to @vbananakatto (is that right?) for requesting the dare! Ja ne minna!
Eves and Servamps: Ja ne minna!
Author-Chan: AND DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND COMMENT!
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