Meeting Via

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Author-Chan:*tapping foot impatiently* Where the hell are they?! They were supposed to meet me at the dare room 15 minutes ago! You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna go and search for them.*searches all over the place and finds all of them taking a nap in one of the many rooms* You have got to be kidding me. *gets a lightbulb and starts laughing creepily* I have just the most perfect and entertaining idea ever to wake these guys up. But first,
(A/N: LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!!) I need some pots and pans.

~time skip until Author-Chan gets the pots and pans~

Author-Chan: Ok, got the pots and pans. Now all I have to do is wake them up.

Eves and Servamps:*wakes up with the most unruly hair ever and summons weapons but are still half-asleep*

Licht: WHAT THE FUCKS HAPPENING?!

Lawless: WHO DO I HAVE TIS SKWER?!

Lily: My subclasses! Are they alright?!

Misono: *fall off of bed*The hell?!

Tetsu: Wahh!

Hugh: MY EARDRUMS!!

Mikuni: STOP PLEASE!! HAVE MERCY ON MY BELOVED EARDRUMS GOD!!!!

Jeje: Eh?

Kuro: Mendoukuse. Someone stop that terrible racket.

Mahiru: WHOEVER IS DOING THAT, FUCKING STOP IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I FUCKING REMOVE YOUR HANDS, CUT THEN UP INTO LITTLE PIECES, AND THEN FORCEFULLY PUSH THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM WHILE STUFFING THE BOILING HOT MELTED METAL THAT CAME FROM THE POTS AND PANS IN YOUR EAR!!!!!!! OR EVEN MORE FUCKING BETTER, I'LL MURDER YOU 100 TIMES MORE WORSE THAN JACK THE FUCKING RIPPER!!!!!!!!!!

Eves, Servamps, and Author-Chan:*looks at Mahiru with a 'what the fuck did you just say?'

Mahiru: What? I don't like it when someone wakes me up without asking me.

Author-Chan: *puts down pots and pans* Oook. Anyhoo, we have to go somewhere you guys.

Lawless: Ok, but did you seriously have to wake us up that way?

Author-Chan: *shrugs* It was entertainment.

Tetsu:*realizes someone's missing* Wait, where's Big Sis Mamiko-Chan?

Author-Chan: She, had to uh, take care of business.But don't worry. She'll come back later.

Tetsu: Ok?

Author-Chan: Well anyway, we have to go to the park now. We have to meet a very good friend of mine.

Licht: Is your friend a demon or an angel?

Author-Chan: Uh, honestly, I really don't know. But if I had to guess, I would've say that she's an angel.

Licht:*nods head*

Author-Chan: Anyway, let's head to the park now.

Eves and Servamps:*nods head*

~time skip to when Author-Chan, the Eves, and Servamps arrive at the park~

Mahiru: If you don't mind me asking
Author-Chan, but who are we waiting for?

Author-Chan: You see we're waiting fo-*sees a Violet portal open up* Speaking of her....

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