5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and...

By polaroidhood

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The third book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Ranomness series •credit to whoever wrote these• More

5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 3
Duct Taped
44 Year Old Mom
Blasting Rock Music
Duct Tape
Pissed As Fuck
Hot
Cheering
Junior Daughter Hood
The Fault In Our Stars
You Are Yelling
Cure-all
Makeup Aisle
Lock Screen
HERE I AM
Montage
"Ship Me"
Your Dimples
Tad Bit
Little Notes
Jingle Bell Rock
2015 Calendars
iPhone 6 Plus
._.
Middle Names
Personal
Four Biggest Fears
Fire Place
Car Window
HOTTEST THING EVER
License
Birthday Band Cuddle
Toddler Hemmings
Warn Niall
Boy Stuff
Harasses
10 Page Love Letter
Band
Paying At The Grocery Store
Uncultured Jars Of Mayonnaise
Mend It
Warm Sheets
12:03 AM
The Rejects
6 Or 7
PUSHBIKE
Nose To Nose
1000 Ways To Die
Good Ass Music
TAKE IT BACK
C Average
A JOB
110%
Harry&co.
Target Employee 5SOS
Sassy
Enthusiastic Dancer
Jammies
Ashton
Nap
2035
Knock Knock
DoING
USA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM
Real Family
Rebel Kids
D-D-D-D-DROP
Putty
Prove
Bald Cap
2018
Lashton Muke And Cake
After She Looks So Perfect
I'm All CALUM
"Don't Tell Mom"
China
Trust
Gather 'Round
Pierce Your Lip
His 19th Birthday
Closed The Plane Door
Fangirl Problems
Great Butt
My Happiness
Fucking Idiot Loser
God Bless You
CAN'T HANDLE ANYTHING ANYMORE
Summer In Seconds
The Asian One
Human Beings
Die Happy
M-M-Moist
Neatly Irons
Body Slam
5SOS In Alaska
Speaking Voice
Real Talk
Scary Haunted House
Knock Knock
Pale White And Ice Cold
THIS IS MY FAVORITE 5SOS SONG
Know You're Safe
OI OI OI
5SOS As Toddlers
IS THAT?...
Teenage Mutant Turtles The Movie
Goofy Selfies
Little Preschoolers
Have Your Baby
A Couch
Christmas Album
Christmas With Ashton
Hit That High Note
Too Sparse
DM
Pickup Lines
I PLAY GUITAR
Walk My Way
Baby Clifford
A Funny Movie
A Glass Wall
Little Chuckle
My New Years Resolutions For 5SOS
18 Awards
Leonardo Dicaprio
A Year Ago
Maturity
Couldn't Reach It
Drummers
3 Towns Away
Their Bra
Electric
2011 Luke
Wasted
*Does Lunges*
5SOS Horoscopes: High School Sweetheart
Cool Shit Isn't Safe
Dad
My Favorite Member Of 5SOS
My Hobbies
Remember That Ashton...
Soccer Mom Kink
Reasons To Date Luke Hemmings
A N Y T H I N G
Cute Sweatshirts
DEEP CONDITION
Support Them
[First Date Voice]
Such A Good Boyfriend
3 Words
[Loads Gun]
Sweat
Greek God
Your Queue Bro
Liz Deserves Awards
FUCK ON A DUCK
Sit Alone In The Dark
Little Koala
Tough Guy
Short
Me As A Parent
Era
Hair Gel
:----)
We Can't Be Friends
Plane
Alas
We're A Fandom
Pink Speakers
50 Years
"Respect"
Day 498
NAH MAN TAKE IT BACK
In A Tie
Are From Australia
He Knows We're Whipped
Wanna Fight
Scared Kitten
Distract You
PROVEN FACT
*Phone Ringing*
Bitter
Michael Groupie
5SOS With Their Kids
Here's To All The 5SOS Fam
4/4
Aerodynamic Nose
Next Door Neighbor Ashton
[Punches Student]
I've Got A Year
Don't Talk To Me
During A Concert
That Special Blink Shirt
Supermarket
*Crawls Out Of Grave*
Group Texting
Fck
Liked Making Luke Laugh
200th Chapter

It's Me Mom

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By polaroidhood

When I was singing English Love Affair:

Me: When the lights go out, she's all I ever think about!

Mom: Who are you thinking about then the lights go out?

Me: oh it's a 5sos song

Mom: Well who are they thinking about?

Me: It's me mom *flips hair*

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