Daniel|Her|Him|Zach
"Hi."
"Hey. You're Daniel, right?"
"Yeah. And you're Jack's watermelon hating girlfriend."
"Who's Jack?"
"I said Zac. The guy you've been talking to? Zac."
"Oh, I see. I need to remove my ear muffs before answering the phone."
"Yeah, you do that."
"Well, hmm. I don't hate watermelon because its bad. I hate it because the last time I ate one, I had an allergic reaction. Almost died so.. hehe."
"Oh my God. I'm so sorry for criticizing you for tha--"
"Oh its fine. But if its any consolation, that was the best fruit I tasted that sent me to the hospital for one month."
"Jeepers. One month? That's like longer than any relationship Ja- I mean, Zac has had."
"Hmm. Playboy?"
"Well, not really, but could pass up as--"
"Daniel what the hell are you doing on my phone?"
"Holymother--"
-call ended-
"Dafuq was that?"
"Come back here Daniel!"
"You can't catch me, Zac!"
"I heard my darn name again. Hush it guys!"