Paul and John were sitting in the living room trying to write a song. They were having trouble coming up with ideas.
"I know what we should do!" John explained. "We should write a love song!"
Paul sat back hoping there was meaning to this. John was always hopelessly clueless about love let alone if his friend had feelings for him.
"Oh? What about love?" Paul grinned.
"Maybe some sort of forbidden love." John said enthusiastically.
Paul kissed John. John pushed him away on account of reflexes. Paul pouted as he looked at John.
"You don't love me?" He said on the edge of tears.
"I love you with all my heart OwO. I just got scared." John admitted.
"Oh?"
Paul went in for another kiss. All of a sudden Gordon Ramsay ran into the room catching Paul and John kissing. Paul and John pull away and look at Gordon Ramsay. They looked like their wigs had been absolutely snatched.
"YOU GAY FUCKS!" He shouts then yeets himself out the window.
Paul and John looked at each other. They gave each other a week smile and went back to kissing.