Reading Turn Offs

By laughingintherain

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You know those little things some writer do that just... Are a reading turn off? You know... The kind of thin... More

You Know What I Mean...
Crapadoodle Grammar
Gag-worthy Covers
TMI Sex References *Shudder*
Get the Tone Right (Not Ringtone)
Make the Plot GO Somewhere...
Unsexy Names
Retarded Things On the Side
Ugly Cast
Cliché Plot :|
A Tad Bit Weird
Character Retardation
Fanfic Overload
Making Fun of Un-funny Things
Drag Out
When It Doesn't Go Your Way...
Gooey... Marshmallows
The Invisible Cover
Turn Them On

Slow Uploads

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By laughingintherain

Slow Uploads

You know when a writer starts off reaaallly well, you like their story, it's uber sexy, and you just NEED to read on after the two existing chapters? The writer doesn't flipping upload. DOESN'T FLIPPING UPLOAD!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU MEANT TO KEEP YOUR READERS PEOPLE???? If you stop uploading that means you stop interacting that means your fans get bored and that means you lose fans. Simples. So when you're writing a new story be sure to KNOW if you have time to write the story. If not. Then SCREW YOU! Because everyone likes a looonnnggg book which they can dig into and lay there, in book heaven. 

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