imessage!
operation: i think moto moto likes laidan
( veganese - aidan )
( laidan groupie - marla )
( thotiana herself- isabel )
( dicky - leo )
veganese
guys
why is my name veganese
that's not even a word.
laidan groupie
shut up
this isn't about you
veganese
my name is literally
in the group name
and your name
veganese
you know what this
is identity theft
laidan groupie has been changed to scary short person by veganese
dicky
what's that supposed to even mean???
all short people are scary
thotiana herself
yeah but she's extra scary
like a chihuahua and a
hornet's nest had a baby
dicky
wait wtf
how would that even work
who's the mom in that situation?
thotiana herself
it was clearly metaphorical you
ballsack-for-a-brain
dicky
actually, you can clearly see that
my name is DICKY, not something ridiculous
like nutsack-y
dicky has been changed to ballface by thotiana herself
ballface
oh
ohhhhh
you wanna play
scary short person
aidan i'm gonna break every
single one of your ribs i swear
to God herself
thotiana herself
was that an ariana grande reference?
veganese
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
why are we using a separate chat
without lily in it?
scary short person
aw
took you long enough lover boy
ballface
that's cute
veganese
no seriously
why aren't we using
the other chat?
thotiana herself
well
you know how she lives in San Diego
and you have like two weeks off
soon?
veganese
...
yeah?
ballface
aidan you're legitimately
slowwwwww
ballface
you should go
there to meet her
veganese
oh
ohhhhhh
that makes sense
veganese
but that doesn't explain why
she's not in this gc????
thotiana herself
scary short person
it's gonna be a surprise
you stupid idiot
veganese
ohhhhh
so i can't tell her?
ballface
AIDAN
scary short person
HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE
thotiana herself
YOU HAVE -372 IQ POINTS
veganese
stop yelling at me
ballface
okay okay okay
ballface
anyway we already
planned it for you
veganese
WHAT
HOW
scary short person
don't worry your mom
already said yes
veganese
you know my mom?!??!
how????????
ballface
my bad lmao
veganese
LEO
thotiana herself
anyways
you fly out to see her in a week
if you let it slip i'll kill you
veganese
okay i'm gonna go now
see you motherfuckers later
thotiana herself
wait before you go
can i have tj's number
lmao i'd ask her myself but
i'm super scared
veganese
what's the magic word?
thotiana herself
p-pwease
thotiana herself has been changed to weird bitch by ballface
veganese
oh my god here
***-***-****
get out of here you
weirdo
weird bitch
okay ty you whore