DHAAMAKEDAAR Indian Weddiing...

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A GRAND Indian wedding ::: ... .... ..... ...... with lots of fun and frolic ... Includes BTS and their sunda... More

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~INTRO~
Hum sehmat hein!!(We agree!!)
Taiyari chal rahi hein!!!(Arrangements are going on!!!)
"BP" for Bachelor's Party!!
OMG!!!
The "so called" Problem and the ESSENCE of a new start!!
Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kon Pehle???(Who is the first??)

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Before beginning the story i want to tell you all the nicknames of the characters: Nitish is Neet, Swapan is Sap, Yoman is Yom, Haranjit is Haran, Jay is Jay(XDDD), Tapan is Tap, Jagjit is Jaggu, Diya as Iya , Medha as Mishti, Joyagnika as Joya, Sakshi as Saku, Sampriti as Sami, Yashasvi as Yash and Suparna as Supu... 

MOVING ON WITH THE STORY...

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Gathering:

Yom: Are itni subah subah kyun chat pe bulaya hein bhai!!!(Why did you guys call me up to the terrace in this early morning!!!)

Jay: Yom,tu time dekh!!!Gyara baj raha hein,ye subah kaisa hua??(Yom,just see the time!!!How is this called early morning??)

Neet: Bekaar ki baate mat bak aur kam ki baat pe a!!Tere ko to pata hein ki TIME IS MONEY kehte hein!!So time waste karna paap hein!!(Don't talk rubbish and come straight to the point!!You all know right TIME IS MONEY,So wasting time is a sin!!)

Haran: Par ladkis kaha hein??Itni time kyun lagata hein ye ladkis???(But where are the girls??Why does these girls need so much of time???)

(Girls enter...)

Yash: Hum sab right time pe hi aye hein!!!(We all are here within the right time!!!)

Saku: Haran,tere ko itna bolne ka zarurat nehi hein,chup se beth!!!(Haran,you don't have to talk much,sit down quietly!!!)  

Jaggu: So coming to the point...SHAADI!!!(Wedding!!!)

Tap: Is sangatthan ka important topic...Shaadi!!!(The main topic for this gathering ...Wedding!!!)

Joya: Shaadi ke bare mein kya bolna hein??(What are you all going to tell about the wedding??)

Sap: So main question is hum sabne apne apne laila ko shaadi to karenge , par kon first hoga??(So the main question is..we are all going to marry our girls but who will be the first??)

Sami: First matlab??U mean ek race ki tarah???(First means??Like a race???)

Jay: Are na re Sami, Sap ye puch raha hein ki kon pehle shaadi karega??(No Sami,Sap was actually asking who will be the first one to marry??)

Tap: Isme badi baat kya hein???Hum pehle shaadi karenge!!!(What is the big thing in this?I will be the first one to marry!!!)

Neet: Par kyun??Hum pehle kyun nehi karenge??(But why??Why will i not be the first??)

Supu: Ab tum sab shaadi ke bare mein bekaar ki baate bakonge !!To hum ladkiya isme kya karenge???(So now you guys are speaking nonsense about the wedding!!So tell us what will the girls do here??)

Iya: Supu ne toh thik hi kaha..hum sab kya karenge yaha??(Supu is right..what are we girls going to do here??)

Neet: Are Iya, hum akele to shaadi nehi kar rahe heinna!!!Tum sab to dulhaniyas ho!!!(Iya, we are not marrying as a single person you all are the brides!!)

Mishti: Accha thik hein sab chup karo ab!!!Soch kar baate shuru karo!!!(Ok now everyone keep quite for once,first think and then start to speak!!!)

Joya: Ha Mishti thik bol rahi hein..soch samajh ke baate karo!!!(Mishti is correct,think before you speak!!!)

Sap: Isme sochne ki koi baat nehi hein..hum sabse bade hein to hum pehle shaadi karenge!!!(There is nothing to think,i am the eldest so i will marry first!!!)

Jaggu: Isme age nehi ane wali!!Hum sabse chote hein isliye hum pehle shaadi karenge!!!(No age is going to come in this,I am the youngest so i will marry first!!)

Jay: Itna contradictory kyun hein tu??Tune to bola ki age nehi ane wali ab kya hua!!By the way hum sabse first shaadi ka proposal diya tha Sami ko,so mein first shaadi karunga!!!(Why are you so contradictory??You were the one who told age is not considered and now you are cheating!!!By the way i was the first one to propose Sami so i will marry first!!!)

Neet: Are nehi nehi!!!Hum is group ke leader hein so mein first shaadi karunga!!(No no,i am the leader of the group so i will marry first!!!)

Haran: Humne sabse acche se Saku ko proposal diya tha so mein first shaadi karunga!!!(I was the one to propose Saku in the best way so i will marry first!!!)

Tap: Are wait ye Shaadi ke proposal dene ka idea mera tha so mein first karunga!!(Wait,i was the one to give the idea of the wedding proposal so i will marry first!!!)

Yom: Tum sab log bollo jitna chahe but first shaadi to mein hi karunga!!(You all speak as much as you can but i would be the first one to marry!!!)

Jay: Mein karunga pehle shaadi!!!(I will marry first!!!)

Sap: Nehi mein karunga!!!(No, i will be the first!!!)

Jaggu: Jo bhi keh lo but mein hi pehle karunga!!!(Anything you tell but i will be the first one!!)

Haran: Nehi mein pehle!!(No.I am the first!!)

Neet: Nehi mein!!(No,me!!)

Yom: After all mein hi pehle karunga!!(After all i will be the first one!!!)

Tap: Nehi hum first mein karenge!!(No i will do it first!!)

(The girls are covering their ears kyunki in log bohot chilla raha hein{because they are shouting too much})...

After 15 mins of chillaing...(shouting):

Sami: Ab sab chup karo!!!(Now everyone please stop!!)

Joya: Silence in the chat please!!!(Silence in the terrace pleaseee!!!)

Iya: Haad kar di tum sab ne!!(You all are too disturbing!!!)

Supu: Itna chillane ki koi baat nehi hein ye!!(This is not some matter to shout at!!)

Yash: Kaan ka parda phat jayega hum ladkiyon ki!!(Our eardrums will rupture now!!!)

Saku: Eise chilla rahe ho jaise ag lag gaya hein!!(You all are shouting in such a manner as if there is a fire!!!)

Mishti: Sab pagal ho gaye ho kya??(Have you guys gone mad??)

(All boys becomes chup and there is complete silence...) 

At that moment their brother and sisters came up to see why are they making so much of noise like junglees...

Neeta: Kya kar rahe ho tum sab??(What are you guys doing??)

Mehek: Eise chilla rahe ho jaise chor aaya hein!!(You all are shouting in such a manner like there are dacoits in the house!!!)

Ratan: I mean is time pe itna chillana to pagalo ka kaam hota hein!!(I mean shouting at this time are the works of mad people!!!)

Samriddha: Itna chiila rehe the ki hum sab kaam chor kar chat pe ana padha!!(You all were shouting so much that we had to leave our work and come here!!!)

Ratan: Ab bolo sab chilla kyun reh the??(Now tell us why were you guys shouting???)

Neeta: Hm, chillane ka reason kya hein??(What is the reason for shouting so loudly??)

Saku: Dii, actually ye sab puch rehe the ki kon pehle shaadi karega??(Sis, they were asking who will be the first one to marry??)

Samriddha: Jo chahe wo kar sakta hein!!!(Whoever can do it first!!)

Sami: Wohi to problem hein!! Sab hi chahta hein ki wo first shaadi karega ..Is liye hi sab chilla rehe the!!(This is only the problem!!Everyone wants to be the first one to marry..for this reason only they were shouting!!!)

Mehek: Hai bhagwan!!Ye koi reason hua??(Oh god!!This is the reason!!)

Mishti: Ab di tum hi batao kon pehle karega!!(Now sis you only tell who will be the first one!!)

Neeta: Eisa baata nehi sakte kyunki ye ek bohot problematic question hein!!!(I cant tell like that because this is a very problematic question!!!)

Ratan: Koi upay nikalna padhega!!!(We have to think of a plan!!)

Everyone starts thinking::::(After 10 mins:)

*****BULB LIGHTS***

Samriddha: Mil gaya upay!!(I got a plan!!!)

"Kya upay??"Everyone asks aankh bada karke..(widening their eyes...)

Samriddha: Sab ek sath shaadi karlo!!!(All of you marry together!!!)

??? Kya???(What???)

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Thankx for reading the first chapter..I would try to update as fast as i can..Let's see who is the UNKNOWN person/persons!!Keep on reading..love you all~~~~~(Soumi...) 

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