Rosho: tujhe apni hi date spoil karne mein kya thrill aane wala hai??
Jai: exactly!! Ab chal...
(They start crawling and moving left while Rosho covering them)
Fais: ye Roshu kaha chali gayi?
(He starts looking here and there and spots her on floor)
Roshuuuu!! Tum theatre mat saaf karri ho?
Rosho: (angrily gets up suddenly to fight with Fais uncovering Jai and Sallu) whattt??? Are you crazyy?
Avee: Jai... Salluuu!!!
Rosho: Shittt (regretting)
Avee: Roshoo.. ye piche Jai aur Sallu hi hai naa??
Rosho: umm... Haa Avee wo actually..
yeh chuha hi hai.. waiseee.. kuch yaad aaya chuhe tera naam chuha kaise pada thaa????😂😂😂 (Pulling his ears)
Jai: ouch ouch ouch ouchh... Daayan chhod mujhe!! Acche se yaad hai mujhe
Avee: Jaiiiiii!!!!
Jai: hiii..
(All burst into laughter)
Fais: waise ye chuhe ki kya kahani haii???
Avee: haa.. hame bhi to batao..
(Rosho starts laughing)
Rosho: mai batati hoon.. mai batati hoon😂😂😂
Jai: chup kar daayan.. bada maza aa raha hai na tujhe meri date spoil karkee
Rosho: date to meri bhi spoil hui hai😂😂 ab jhel...
(Flashback)
Roshu and Jai in school days went to a movie together bunking their school. In the interval the lights turned on and they stood up to go out of the screen
Rosho: Jaii... Washroom jana hai
Jai: jaa fir..
Rosho: what the hell.. be a gentleman and chalo saath mein
Jai: kaha? Washroom mein?😂
Rosho: jee nahii.. washroom ke bahar meri bag lekar khade raho chup chap
Jai: jaa na yaar kya natak laga rakha haii? Be a gentleman ki bacchi
Rosho: 😂😂kuch jyada ho gaya na wo?
Jai: ohh thank god atleast you realisee!!
Rosho: anywayss.. I don't care!! Ab chalooo!!!
Jai: finee.. (they get up and turn around and suddenly he pulls her down on the mat)
Damnnnnn
Rosho: Whattt?? What the hell?? Jaiii mujhe washroom jana haii.. chalooo
Jai: tum jao tum jaoo
Rosho: aree lekin kyuuu?? Kya huaa??
Jai: Daayan... Meri behen uske dosto ke saath aayi haii.. dekh liye to problem ho jayega yaar
Rosho: kyaa?? Narrow minded hai kyaa??
Jai: excuse me.. whatt?? Meri behen ko narrow minded kaise bol sakti ho tum?
Rosho: Chuhee.. bol nahi rahi puch rahi hu
Jai: kya?? Chuhe? Tu pagal hai?
Rosho: ab tu aise itne se chuhe ke bill jaisi choti si jagah mein jaake chupega to aur kya bolungi mai?
Jai: ohh whatever!! Pagall hum school bunk karke aaye hai isliye fasenge... ab wo jaane tak mujhe chupa ke rakhh
Rosho: accha accha finee... Tu chupp.. chuha kahikaa😂😂
Jai: jo bolna hai bol bass chupaye rakhnaa..
Rosho: ab to life time tu mera chuha hi rahegaa😂😂
(Flashback end)
Abhi: ab yaha waha dekh lo.. pata chale Tunu Sumu Vishu Palak sab yahi ho...
Fais: Vishu Palak to nahi ho sakte
Jai: Tunu Sumu to nahi ho sakte
Avee: matlab all probable couples yaha hai na??
Bhavu: kya soch kar nikle the aur kya ho gaya yaar
Fais: kya se kyaaa... Hogaya.. bewafaaa...
(All give him a look and he shuts up)
AveeJanu: Ab dinner pe sab saath hi jaate hai
SidAbhi: Noooooo!!
Bhavu: Tum Nigams family dinner pe jana chahte ho to jao... chaho to apne Bhai ko bhi le jao lekin hum Balchandani's hamare family dinner pe jaa rahe hai
Rosho: matlab akele jaa rahe ho??
Rimi: Nahii Roshooo... Bhavesh Balchandani aur Reem Balchandani... Remember... Mai bhi ab Balchandani huu...
Rosho: ohh ha ha.. suree jao tum
Fais: mai aur Rosho bhi jaa rahe hai..
Sid: kya karna hai?
Abhi: chalo ab.. FAMILY DINNER karte hai..
Jai: okkk.. byee Nigamss!! Chal Sallu hum jaate hai
Avee: ahem ahem... (Holding his ears) Tu bhi hamare saath aa raha hai Jai..
Jai: lekin mai Nigam nahi huuuu
Avee: lekin we are a family... Right? Ya ab behen parayi ho gayi?
Jai: ehhh.. Shut up Dii... aapka emotional drama naa... Finee.. Chaloo!!
(Sallu laughs on Jai)
Sallu: koi nahi.. kisi aur din chale jayenge dinner pe😂😂
Jai: bohot hasi aa rahi hai na tujhe?
Sallu: nahi.. nahii.. bilkul nahii!! (Ziping her mouth and all burst into laughter)
(Reem and Bhavu went away for Dinner, Fais and Rosho went their way and The Nigams, Janu, Sallu and Jai went together for family dinner)
(All chose their favourite places for dinner.. little did they know all would again collide in the same restaurant for dinner)
Bhavu: thank god waha se nikle hum.. puri date ka maza spoil ho jata yaar
Reem: Bhaveshh...
Bhavu: sorry sorry.. not a date but a friendly outing!!
(She smiles)
Reem: onlyy if tum piche dekho aur tumhe pata chale ke Rosho Faisal bhi yahi aa rahe hai....
Bhavu: kyaaaaaaaa????? Kahaaa??
(He looks in that direction)
Fais: I just hope hamari kisi date mein aisa kuch fir na hoo...
Rosho: hmmm... Anywayss... You like the restaurant??
Fais: yaa it's pretty cool...
Rosho: mera favourite haiii.... Actually hum teeno kaa
Fais: teeno??
Rosho: haa mai, Janu aur.... Aur...
Fais: kya huaa?? Rimi naa?
Rosho: Rimiiiii
Fais: haa samjha mujhee.. chilla kyu rahi ho?
Rosho: aree piche dekho... Rimiiiiii!!!
(He turns around and see Bhavu and Rimi waving at them unwantedly with a forced smile)
Fais: ehhhhhhhh!!! Hum unke saath nahi baith rahe hai right?
Rosho: yaa.. maine booking karwayi haii
Receptionist: Hello Roshni ma'am!!
Rosho: helloo.. my table for two?
R: Ma'am actually waha to Reem ma'am ke saath koi aur baith gaya..
Rosho: matlab??? Meri booking hai na woo..
R: ma'am wo actually pehle Reem ma'am ka call aaya aur fir aapka for table for two so mujhe laga aap saath hi aa rahe ho to maine ek hi table..
Fais: whattt???
R: Sorryy ma'am.. wo aap dono hamesha saath hi hote ho na to... I am really sorry..
Rosho: godd.. accha fine abhi koi aur table to hogi naa
R: nahi ma'am.. saare seats reserved hai.. lekin aap chaho to Reem ma'am ki table par extra chairs laga du?
Fais: nahii.. koi jaroorat nahi hai... Hum kahi aur chale jaayenge
Rosho: Faisuu... Bhook lagi hai.. can't wait more now...
Fais: to ab? Inke saath?
Rosho: pleaseee....
Fais: Aree yaaarrrr Roshoo... Ye hamari date thi yaa group outing yaar
Rosho: I am sorry.. lekin I am really veryyy hungryyy!!
Fais: finee... Laga do extra chairs...
R: ok sir.. and once again I am really sorry for spoiling your date
Rosho: koi baat nahi Akruti.. hota hai..
(Waiters keep two chairs near Rimi and Bhavu)
Bhavu: ye kisliye??
Reem: hame koi chairs nahi chahiye..
Rosho: hame chahiye...
(Fais and Rosho sit)
Bhavu: kyaaa??? Ye hamara table haiii
Rosho: haa lekin ye mere aur Rimi ke naam pe booked hai
Rimi: matlab??
Rosho: Matlab tumhe Akruti batayegi
R: Reem ma'am.. I am sorry.. actually (she tells about the confusion)
Reem: ohhh goddd... To ab tum dono yaha baithoge?
Rosho: haan ji... Let's enjoy our double date now...!!
Bhavu: ya shayad Pentadate!! (Gulped)
Reem: ab ye kya hota hai??
Bhavu: peeche dekho...
(They see the other gang near reception)
ReemRoshoFais: WHAT THE....
Sid: yaar mujhe sacchi uss hotel mein khane ka man thaa
Abhi: mujhe bhii
Janu: thank god maine yaha ki seat reserve karke rakhi thi... Pata nahi tumhare bharose rehti to aaj bhooka rehna padtaa..
Avee: exactly yaar.. matlab koi band restaurant mein kaise le ja sakta hai kisiko..
Abhi: yaar sorry kaha na mainee
Sallu: mujhe bhoooook lagi haii.. please stop fighting and let's have food...
Jai: Jannuuu... Ye tera favourite restaurant hai na??
Janu: haaa..
Jai: aur shayad kisi aur ka bhi favourite..
Avee: Matlab??
Jai: Jannu jara mud ke dekh na piche...
(She turned to see Rosho, Rimi, Fais and Bhavu)
Janu: Shitttt... Ye Rimi aur Rosho ka bhi favourite haiiiii
Sid: amazinggggg..😂😂😂
Avee: bade nikle the na Balchandani's Family dinnerr...😂😂 Chalo jaake pareshan karte haiii
Janu: aur Faisal aur Rosho!!
Jai: Chal unhe bhi dekhte haii
(They got a big table near their table and they sat)
Janu: waise itne se table par charo baithne ki jagah Balchandani's Family dinner Aur Rosho aur Fais ka dinner iss table pe aa sakta haii
Rosho: chalo.. waha thik se baith to paayenge..
(All went and sat on one big table)
Sallu: in short aaj hum mein se kisi ki bhi date ka successful hona likha hi nahi thaa
Rosho: waise kal shoot pe Vishu hame maar hi dalegaa
Sid: aur tunu aur Sumu hamee...
Jai: all the best for kal ka shoot guysss😂😂 kyuki ab mai hum sabki photo un charo ko bhej raha huu😂
Rimi: Noooooooooooo
Jai: sent!!😂😂😂
Avee: Shittttt
Jai: guyssss Tunu ka calllll
Bhavu: guysss Sumu ka calll
Fais: guyssss Vishu ka calll
Avee: guyssss Palak ka callll
Reem: whatttt😂😂😂 sabka ek sath calll😂😂😂
Rosho: pick up naaa... Speaker par daloo..
(They pick up the call and put on speaker)
JaiBhavuFaisAvee: He..ello..oo
Tunu: Hello? What hello? Kaha ho tum? Aur mujhe kyu nahi bulaya? Nahi bulana chahte the to photo bhejne ka kya matlab haii hn??
Sumu: Bhavzzz what the hell is going on? Tum sab bahar gaye ho? And mujhe kyu nahi bola? Mai bhi aata na? Aur koi nahi to tu bata deta
Vishu: Faissss... Itni kya nafrat yaar.. sabke sab bahar gaye ho? Mujhe ek baar bol to dete.. what the hell is going on? Kam se kam photo to nahi bhejte yaar... Matlab ye kaisi dosti hai? Chal kya raha hai?
Palak: Avee... Nonu nahi aaya tumhare saath? Waise ho kaha tum log? Aur Nonu kyu nahi hai?
Rosho: Guyssssss Shuttttttt Upppppp!!!
Vishu: waaahh... Matlab pehle hume saath nahi le gaye aur ab chilla rahe ho..
Rimi: guyss atleast let us explainnn!!
Tunu: Rimiii.. tu naa!! Mil tu kal set pe.. what do you want to explain hn?? Aur Avee, Jumbo tum dono bass baat karne ki koshish karo mujhse kabhii..
Rimi: meri baat to sun Tunuuu
Avee: Exactly Tuntunnn!
Sumu: kuch nahi sunana hai humee jao yaar tum log.. karo enjoy.. hum to kuch hai hi nahi naa
Bhavu: Abeee saale chuuuup Sumz!! Bolne to do yaar (screams)
Vishu: kya bolna hai??
Bhavu: hum sab plan karke nahi mile haiii... Hum sabka milna is result of our spoilt dates!!
Tunu: kyaaa?? Matlab???
Rimi: matlab we were all on a date and by a pure coincidence hum same time same movie ke liye same row mein aa pohonche and that wasn't enough to spoil our dates ke uske baad dinner karne bhi sab ke sab same restaurant mein aa dhamke.. and table ki reservations mein kuch confusion ki vajah se here we are sharing a table for no reason!!!
TunuSumuVishuPalak: kyaaaa???
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tunu: Awwww bichareeeee... Sabki date kharab ho gayi yaaaar
Rosho: exactly aur iss Pagal Chuhe ne jaan bujhke tum logo ko photos bhej diye... Gadha kahikaa
Jai: 😂😂😂 Accha anywayss.. if you all want you can join our dinner... aajao naa
Tunu: nahi it's ok.. mera dinner ho gaya
Sumu: aur mera bhi
Palak: mera man nahi hai
Vishu: mai to kaam se kaafi duur aaya hu so not possible
Fais: accha finee.. ab phone rakho aur hum bhi khana khake gupchup ghar pe jaake so jaate hai
Bhavu: haa.. that will be much more interesting!! Atleast gharpe to koi teesra nahi aayega
Rimi: seriously?
Avee: ha ha.. raat ko tum dono ko koiiii disturb nahi karegaa
Sid: Bhai, Avuu.. har kisi ko raat mein ek hi kaam nahi hotaa
Janu: Aur har koi pakda bhi nahi jaata😂😂😂😂
Abhi: oyeee.. bohot jabaan chalne lagi hai na Sid teri
Sid: sorry sorry😜😂😂😂
(They have dinner and left for their homes)
(At Bhaveem's Home)
Rimi: What A Day yaaar
Bhavu: Day to normal tha lekin night!! Kitneee coincidences yaaar...
Rimi: I don't think ye coincidence thaa.. I think it was all planned...
Bhavu: planned?
Rimi: haa...
Bhavu: lekin kaun karega aisi stupidity plan?
Rimi: God.. aur kaun?😂😂😂 God ka plan tha ye sab kuch...😂
Bhavu: seriously?? Mujhe laga tum sachme bol rahi ho..
Rimi: anyways... I am veryy tired.. let's sleep..
Bhavu: yaa.. good night... (He starts walking towards his room)
Rimi: Bhaveshh..
Bhavu: haa
Rimi: Please come back to our Room naa.. alag room mein mat jao
Bhavu: kyaaa???
Rimi: haa.. I mean you know na hamare friends kabhi bhi aa sakte hai aur unhe pata chala hum aise alag alag rooms mein reh rahe hai to bohot bura lagega na unhe
Bhavu: lekin... Are you comfortable with me being around at night? (She nods and he smiles)
ok...! (They go to the room and Reem takes her pillow and blanket and sleep on the couch)
Ye tum kya kar rahi ho?
Reem: so rahi hu...
Bhavu: wo mujhe bhi dikhta hai... Jaake bed pe so jao... Yaha mai so jaunga
Reem: nahi tum so jao bed par.. I am comfortable here
Bhavu: mujhe kuch nahi sunana.. bed pe so jao.. kaha na yaha mai sounga
Reem: aree.. ajeeb jabardasti haii.. kaha na mujhe to bass yahi sona hai
Bhavu: finee.. mai dusre room mein hi jaata hu
Reem: nahiiii.....
Bhavu: to jaake bed pe so jao
Reem: Tum yaha kaise sone wale ho Bhavesh? Tumhare comparison mein ye couch kaaaaafi chota sa hai..
Bhavu: I will manage...
Reem: accha na tumhara na mera.. aaj mai soti hu kal tum so jana.. thik hai?
Bhavu: na aaj na kal na parso.. tum yaha nahi sone wali and that's final
Reem: to tum bhi nahi sooge
Bhavu: thik hai fir.. yahi pe khade khade so jata hu mai
Reem: very funny
Bhavu: fineeee... Lekin jameen par to so sakta hu naa.. good night!! (He lays down on the floor)
Reem: oyeee utho uthooo!!
Bhavu: nahii
Reem: finee finee.. tum jeete mai haari.. couch pe so jao pleasee
Bhavu: haaa.. go to the bed now!
Reem: yaa going! (She went to the bed and he slept on the couch)
Day 61
(Next day)
(It went a normal day for all except Jai, Sallu and Yash)
Yash: ok so test time... Jai tumhe aaj ka pura din Saloni ke sath spend karna hoga
Jai: that's my test?
Yash: yaa..
Sallu: ye kaisi test hai?
Yash: bass hai to hai.. tum dono jao ab kahi
Sallu: aur tum?
Yash: mujhe kuch kaam hai.. mai baad me milta hu lekin yaad rahein tumhe pura din aaj Sallu ke saath time spend karna hai
Jai: okaayy... Iske liye to mai anytime tayar huu😂
(Yash left)
Yash: (in mind) ab mai chupke tum dono par nazar rakhunga aur Saloni ke bag mein rakhe microphone se avaaj bhi sununga.. ab mai dekhunga ki tum Saloni ko kaise treat karte ho...
Jai: Chal Babess
Sallu: kaha jaaye??
Jai: jaha tu kahe... Bol kaha jana hai?
Sallu: Pehle Siddhivinayak mandir chale? Hum ek baar bhi saath gaye nahi hai Siddhivinayak... Except bachpan mein... (Gets little sad)
Jai: jab we had a legit fight againn..😣 and you remember uss din bhi achanak bin mausam barsaat hui thiii
Sallu: haa.. (happily) aur jhagadkar tum mujhe akele chhodkar jaa rahe the and baarish shuru hote hi muh fulakar vapas aa gaye mujhe le jaane
Jai: obviously.. tumhe baarish mein akela chhodkar thodi na jaa sakta thaa
Sallu: you are shoooo shweeeet!!
Jai: Shayad wo bhi pyaar hi tha naa (smiling whole heartedly)
Sallu: Nahi Jaii.. wo pyaar nahi tha.. it was just a genuine concern towards your friend!! Meri jagah koi aur bhi hota to bhi tum use baarish mein akela chhod kar nahi jaa pate
Jai: umm.. may bee..
Sallu: Jaiii.. 6 saal ke bacche the tab hum.. pyaar vyaar ki koi samajh hi nahi thi.. aur shayad hamara ek dusre ke liye wahi concern aaj hamare rishte ki neev banega
Jai: tu naa comedy chhod dee
Sallu: kyaa??
Yash: what the hell is he talking... Aisa kaise..
Jai: haa... Sach keh raha hu comedy chhod de aur philosophy shuru kar de..😂 acchi acchi moti kitaabe likh paayegi tuu😂😂
Sallu: ehhh.. idiotttt😂😂 (hits him on hands)
Jai: okaayy okay.. marna band kar abhi.. let's gooo!! (He drive till the temple)
[Siddhivinayak is a very popular temple in Mumbai and is very crowded]
Yash: ohh so Mr gentleman ko itne bhi manners nahi hai ki ladki ke liye darwaza khol de.. anyways... Need to follow them (he went behind them)
(They got off the car near temple and leaving their footwear in car they came out barefoot)
Sallu: ouch.. ouch ouch... Aah..
Jai: kya huaa.. aise naach kyu rahi hai?
Sallu: Jaii mai naach nahi rahi.. chatke lag rahe hai pair ko..
Jai: ohh... Chatke to mujhe bhi lag rahe hai yaar...
Sallu: lets' run naa.. jaldi chhao mein pohonchte hai
Jai: (thinks) chal.. (he forwards his hand she holds it and they run to the shadow)
Ab thik hai??
Sallu: haa.. aah!!
Jai: kyaa?? HAA ya AAH? Kya hua??
Sallu: wo kuch nahi.. paathar chubh gaya tha..
Jai: dard to nahi ho raha na jyada
Sallu: nahii..
Jai: chal fir andar
Sallu: hmm (they go inside when someone stamps her foot) ouchhhhh (screams)
Jai: babess.. kya huaa? Dikhaa... Shitt khoon nikal raha haii
Sallu: Are relax.. koi baat nahi Jai.. darshan lena hai chalo..
Jai: nahii.. ruk mai VIP darshan ka intejaam karta hu.. iss bheed mein nahi le jaunga mai tujhe.. aaja baith yaha bench pe
Sallu: Jai lekin mai bilkul theek hu.. suno to na meri baat
Jai: behes karna band karr.. baith chup chap! (Screams and she like a small baby keeps her fingers on her mouth and sit on the bench)
Sallu: (with finger on mouth) suno na
Jai: areee.. zip up!!
(He calls someone and within 5 mins an authority comes out to take them inside form VIP gate she tries to get up)
Sallu: Aah... Shittt... (Her legs were hurting)
Jai: Shhhh...!! Aaja.. (he picks her up but it wasn't possible for him)
I am soo bloody useless... So so soo useless!!!! Like seriously matlab mai tujhe...
Sallu: Shut up Jaii!! I don't need you to pick me up.... bacchi nahi hu mai 5 saal ki..