Dil Dosti Duniyadaari

Kya Se Kyaaa Ho Gayaaa

Rosho: tujhe apni hi date spoil karne mein kya thrill aane wala hai??

Jai: exactly!! Ab chal...
(They start crawling and moving left while Rosho covering them)

Fais: ye Roshu kaha chali gayi?
(He starts looking here and there and spots her on floor)
Roshuuuu!! Tum theatre mat saaf karri ho?

Rosho: (angrily gets up suddenly to fight with Fais uncovering Jai and Sallu) whattt??? Are you crazyy?

Avee: Jai... Salluuu!!!

Rosho: Shittt (regretting)

Avee: Roshoo.. ye piche Jai aur Sallu hi hai naa??

Rosho: umm... Haa Avee wo actually..
yeh chuha hi hai.. waiseee.. kuch yaad aaya chuhe tera naam chuha kaise pada thaa????😂😂😂 (Pulling his ears)

Jai: ouch ouch ouch ouchh... Daayan chhod mujhe!! Acche se yaad hai mujhe

Avee: Jaiiiiii!!!!

Jai: hiii..
(All burst into laughter)

Fais: waise ye chuhe ki kya kahani haii???

Avee: haa.. hame bhi to batao..

(Rosho starts laughing)
Rosho: mai batati hoon.. mai batati hoon😂😂😂

Jai: chup kar daayan.. bada maza aa raha hai na tujhe meri date spoil karkee

Rosho: date to meri bhi spoil hui hai😂😂 ab jhel...
(Flashback)
Roshu and Jai in school days went to a movie together bunking their school. In the interval the lights turned on and they stood up to go out of the screen

Rosho: Jaii... Washroom jana hai

Jai: jaa fir..

Rosho: what the hell.. be a gentleman and chalo saath mein

Jai: kaha? Washroom mein?😂

Rosho: jee nahii.. washroom ke bahar meri bag lekar khade raho chup chap

Jai: jaa na yaar kya natak laga rakha haii? Be a gentleman ki bacchi

Rosho: 😂😂kuch jyada ho gaya na wo?

Jai: ohh thank god atleast you realisee!!

Rosho: anywayss.. I don't care!! Ab chalooo!!!

Jai: finee.. (they get up and turn around and suddenly he pulls her down on the mat)
Damnnnnn

Rosho: Whattt?? What the hell?? Jaiii mujhe washroom jana haii.. chalooo

Jai: tum jao tum jaoo

Rosho: aree lekin kyuuu?? Kya huaa??

Jai: Daayan... Meri behen uske dosto ke saath aayi haii.. dekh liye to problem ho jayega yaar

Rosho: kyaa?? Narrow minded hai kyaa??

Jai: excuse me.. whatt?? Meri behen ko narrow minded kaise bol sakti ho tum?

Rosho: Chuhee.. bol nahi rahi puch rahi hu

Jai: kya?? Chuhe? Tu pagal hai?

Rosho: ab tu aise itne se chuhe ke bill jaisi choti si jagah mein jaake chupega to aur kya bolungi mai?

Jai: ohh whatever!! Pagall hum school bunk karke aaye hai isliye fasenge... ab wo jaane tak mujhe chupa ke rakhh

Rosho: accha accha finee... Tu chupp.. chuha kahikaa😂😂