seulgay: why do i just keep coming back to this damn group chat?
princess: because it's just a chat full of crackheads
crackhead: thanks for mentioning me <3
princess has left the chat.
sanake: so,,,
sanake: about the chat that we had last time.
GODLE: i honestly still fucking agree.
queensolji: she should be titled 'foreign goddess in bed'
jokbal: but there are some times when she speaks swedish and no one understands
wanDa: the only thing that red velvet understands is when she cusses at us.
wanDa: which is all the fucking time
grandma: language but i will agree on that all the way.
hanioppa: why are we still on this?
hWalion: irene, thanks for letting us steal her for that one night
moon: she literally made all of us pleasured at once
sun: how the fuck is she better than all of us older (and experienced) women?
grandma: practice ;)
wheeout: once you whee-in, you can't wheeout for sure.
wheeout: and bITCH let me tell you, i fucking wheeout-ed so hard that i don't even understand.
jeonghwa: i beat it was hyelin's lisp
hYe: no, it was chaeyeon
featherchae: what did i ever do to you?
hYe: you're really good at dancing
sakky: do not talk about chaeyeon right in front of me.
shortnako: they're going through something right now.
princess has joined the chat.
princess: spill sis
featherchae: i'll tell you.
-==-
Chaeyeon
You: So?
Chaeyeon: Sakura
thought it would be
fun to add another
person into our
intimate life and
she suggested you
since you've been
boasted about your
skills and I told her
that we didn't know
you well enough to
have a threesome
although I know you
like the back of my damn
hand.
You: i'm kind of glad
that you said
no. i'm exhausted
from the shit that
mamamoo put me
through.
Chaeyeon: Lol😂 I'll
probably have to tell
Sakura that so she
isn't mad at me anymore.
You: good idea ily
Chaeyeon: ilyt
-==-
(46) New Messages.
naeunie, insanebomi, pres.eunji, tallhayoung, chorong, and bigmouth have joined the chat.
princess: apINK
naeunie: (y/N)
seulgay: namju, we should have a mukbang sometime.
bigmouth: yes
chorong: can bomi and i join?
seulgay: not stopping you.
bigmouth: you force yourself into everything anyways so...
tallhayoung: someone's ass will be beat tonight.
princess: yeah mine.
princess: i just received a text from naeun and it's sort of scary.
naeunie: it's not anything bad.
queensolji: that's what we usually say but
GODLE: it's always bad.
godjihyo: sup losers.
bUnnY: it's the GOD
GODLE: nah sis i'm the god
godjihyo: gotta respect my seniors nayeonie
naeunie and princess are AFK.
ju: uh oh.
shortnako: rest in pieces
sun: REESES PIECES
chorong: i think that's the wrong thing
featherchae: you think?
yeJI: it is definitely the wrong thing.
grandma: hold up. we have red velvet, blackpink, twice, exid, iz*one, apink, itzy, and mamamoo all in the same chat.
grandma: isn't it just a little bit scary?
hYe: not one bit.
hWalion: agreed.
ryu: i love this place already and we just got here.
naeunie: fuCk gUYS
bUnnY: did (y/n) slam her head into a refrigerator
memeingfultofu: no
naeunie: how the fuck do you know?
memeingfultofu: don't question me.
naeunie: well she won't stop crying and she hasn't stopped, nor has she told me why she is crying.
tallhayoung: yo red velvet
tallhayoung: your maknae needs a shit ton of help.
princess: i'm fine.
naeunie: bitch stfu no you're not.
princess: thanks for reminding me naeun.
princess: well um.
princess: i've decided to join apink.
princess: SAYONARA BITCHES.
grandma: fuck you too.
seulgay: she left because of me.
princess: bINGo
queensolji: you join them but ignore us.
jeonghwa: thats cold
chaerbae: chaeyeonie
featherchae: chaeryoung?
chaerbae: you should have forced her into your group.
featherchae: i would never.
crackhead: oh yeah you would.
princess: you forced me into a music bank performance with you guys, and it was aired.
won: at least we won something with you.
princess: not the time wonyoung.
y: guess who!!!!
eunbunny: yuri stop it
ye: okay yuri, bad idea.
y: thanks for pointing out the obvious yena
sanake: i wonder if (y/n) made all of us gay for no reason.
princess: ㅇㅅㅇ
princess: i made you bitches gay?
sexyphone: duh ya dumb bitch.
bUnnY: she's mad because you just realized this.
princess: 🏃🏼♀️💨💨💨💨💨