Faisu: Shonaaa.. ye kab decide hua?
Aashu: abhi
Rosho: aur kisne kiya?
Raj: isnee (pointing Aashu)
Sid: aise achanak?
Aashu: guyss focuss!! Abhi ke liye don't go with the flow.. hum stage pe hai
(Saying this she bursts into laughter and so does all the others. After winding up the programme they go back to Nandra Mansion and it's almost 12, all are sitting in the drawing room)
Rosho: Shonaaa aaj tu pagal ho gayi thi you know?
Fais: exactly yaar... Tu aise kaise stage pe sabke saamne mazak masti kar rahi thi??
Aashu: sorryyy yaaar... Lekin bohot maza aaya aaj
Rimi: Sumu aur Bhavesh ka lecture bhi Awesome thaa... I didn't knew tum log itna accha gyaan bhi de sakte ho yaaar
Janu: wait wait wait... Tera aur Bhavu ka jhagda vagda hua hai kya koi?
ReemBhavu: Nahiiii
Reem: kyuu??
Rosho: tu shaam se use Bhavesh Bhavesh bol rahi hai jaise wo apna Bhavu nahi koi stranger hai
Sumu: Aree I am sure Bhavu ne hi bola hoga use Bhavesh bulane ke liye
Rimi: hmm
Avee: kyu? Oyeee gadhee... Tu naraz hai kya Rimi se??
Bhavu: Nahii Avuuu... It's something else... And it's just that I like when she calls me Bhavesh.. bass
Fais: ohh so you don't like been called Bhavu
Bhavu: aree baba... Ofcourse I like it lekin there is a reason why I like been called Bhavesh BY HERRR!!!
All: Oooooohhhh
Avee: By her hnn... Okay okay so aaj se Reem will exclusively call Bhavu as
All: BHAVESHHHHH
(All start laughing)
Reem: (in mind: Bhavesh ko samajh kyu nahi aata hum dono... Ughh nahi samajhne wala wo... Pata nahi ab ye dosti zindagi mein kya mod legi?? Uff why am I talking so dramatical!! Actually jab life hi itni dramatic hai to aur kya baatein karungi mai.. ufff)
Abhi: bass bass ab bohot ho gaya... Let's sleep naa.. neend aa rahi hai yaar
Avee: you sleepy headd.. chuupp!!
Abhi: Aree parr
Avee: kaha na chuup
Sid: Bhaiii... Aap to shaadi karke bure fase ho😂😂
AveeJanu: Ohhh realllyyyy???? (Janu glares him)
Sid: m m mazak... (Scared laughs) mai to bass mazak kar raha tha.. hehe.. mazak..
(Avee and Janu look at each other and suddenly bursts into laughter and Sid laughs fake and seeing the situation all start laughing)
Aashu: accha accha guyss... Bass Bass... Important thing is aaj Bhavu and Sumu hume contraceptives ke baare mein batane wale the
Bhavu: you remember??
Raj: ofcourse... Tumhe kya lagta hai.. madam ne achanak ye party kyu plan kari hai😂😂
Sumu: oohhh!! Okayy.. So guys talking about Contraceptives... they are basically a drug, device or practice used to prevent a woman from becoming pregnant. A woman can get pregnant if a man's sperm reaches one of her eggs that is ova.
Contraception tries to stop this happening by:
• keeping the egg and sperm apart
• stopping egg production
• stopping the combined sperm and egg attaching to the lining of the womb
Bhavu: yaa and isme there are different methods like Contraceptive oral Pills, condoms for boys, condoms for girls and permanent surgeries like Tubectomy in males and Vasectomy in females...
Aashu: ooohhhh
(They give detailed information about it and all ask their doubts and all)
Raj: ok ab tum sabka ho gaya hoga to please sone jaaye?? It's 2 am yaar
Avee: yaaa let's goo
All: ok byee... Good nightttt!!!
(All go to sleep)
Day 57
(Next morning Palak and Vishal are in garden for morning walk as it is their regular morning routine)
Palak: Nonu... Please tell me na kya baat hai tum kyu itne pareshan ho aur kyu hamara rishta todne ki koshish kar rahe ho?
Vishal: Palak mai iss baare mein koi baat nahi karna chahta... I request you please stay away from me
Palak: how can I Nonu? Kaise dur rahu mai jab mujhe dikh raha hai tum kisi musibat mein ho... Takleef mein ho
Vishu: meri musibat sirf meri hai Palak.. just stay away from me
Palak: I Love You Nonuuu!! Nahi reh sakti mai tumse dur
Vishu: tumhe rehna hogaa Palak.. tumhe rehna hi hogaa!!
Palak: agar aisi baat hai na to tum bhi ek baat acche se sun lo... Mai abhi yaha se jaa rahi hu aur mai jaake ek highway ke beecho beech khadi reh jaungi aur tab tak waha se ek kadam bhi nahi hilungi jab tak mai marr nahi jaati
(She walks angrily towards the gate)
Vishu: WHATTT!! (He runs behind her and holds her) Pagal hai kya? Samajh bhi rahi hai kya bake jaa rahi hai?
Palak: bak nahi rahi Nonu.. kar rahi hu!! (She throws his hand away and again starts walking)
Vishu: (holding her arms) tu pagal hai kya? Kya karne jaa..
Palak: Mai jo bhi karu use tumse kya?
Vishu: meri baat samajh Motii.. you have to move on..
(She throws his hand and starts walking again and he holds her wrist again)
Ek jagah khadi hokar baat nahi kar sakti?
Palak: Nahi kar sakti.. any problem?
Vishu: Yes I have a problem!! Tera dimaag kharab ho gaya hai aur..
Palak: mera dimaag kharab hua hai na to tumhe kyu farak pad raha hai.. do you even care for me? (she stamps his feet to free herself from his grip and is storming away)
Vishu: (screams) Yes I do caree...
(he holds her wrist and suddenly pulls her and kisses her lips but she stands still, too stunned to react anything)
Phir kabhi aisi stupid baat ki to aaj jaha par kiss kiya hai na next time kat lunga and trust me bohot pain hoga
Palak: hamara breakup ho gaya tha na?
Vishu: tha nahi hai...
Palak: why did you kiss me then?
Vishu: tujhe rokne ka koi aur tareeka tha?
Palak: rok kyu rahe ho? Let me die naa... That's the best I can do!! Tumhare beena jeene se behtar to...
Vishu: have you lost it? Teri jaan bachane ke liye maine tujhe apne aap se dur kar diya aur tu hai ki khud apni jaan ke saath khelna chahti hai!! (In supersonic speed)
Palak: kya kaha?? Meri jaan bachane...
Vishu: ohh shitt!! Nahi kuch nahi (he tends to leave the place)
Palak: please batao naa Nonuuu... As a friend bata do yaar.. pleasee tell me!!
Vishu: Motii.. baat aisi hai ki..
(Fais comes)
Fais: Vishu I need your help! Mere saath chal please
Palak: Faisss abhi nahi pleasee.. wo mujhe kuch bohot important bata raha hai
Fais: Palak please please please... Tum baad me baat kar lenaaa.. Vishu chal na..
Vishu: Fais I know mai kya kar raha hu... Don't worry!
Fais: Are you sure tu batana chahta hai?
Vishu: hmm..
Palak: thank god... Bolo ab pleasee
Vishu: Motii... Tu to janti hai na mere..
(There was a sudden screaaaaam)
Rimi: Sidddhhhhhaaaaaarrrrttthhhhh
(She screams louder than a loud speaker, everyone gets panic and runs to her room including Sid)
Sid: Rimiii..... Rimiiii kya huaa??
(She is crying and looks afraid and he goes near her)
Reem... Kya hua? Tu...tu.. ro kyu rahi hai? Tu thik to hai na? Kya hua?
Rimi: w wo.. wo..
Rosh: kya huaa Rimi?
Rimi: Ja Jannuuu..
Sid: Jaan.. kya baat hai Rimi.. kya huaa?? (She is yet crying)
Rimi: Sidd... Jannu ko achanak se breast pain hone laga.. au aur wo be.. behosh ho gayii
Sid: kyaaaaaa????
All: Januuuu...
Sid: (he runs to the bed where Janu was sleeping) Jaaaan... Jaan uthh... Jaaan!! Call the doctorrr
Aashu: Sid mai abhi doctor ko le aati hu.. guys please take care of him mai abhi aayi
Raj: Shonaa mai bhi aata hu
Aashu: haa
(They run to the family doctor)
Abhi: Sidd.. shhhh (He hugs Sid and Sid is crying. Rosho and Rimi also start crying)
Sid: Bhaii dekho naa Jaan... Jaan pleasee uthh jaa Jaaaan please Jaaan..
Fais: Roshuu... Ayee chup karr.. Roshuu.. (wipes her tears and hugs her) Janu bilkul theek ho jayegi.. pleasee stop crying
Rosho: u.. usko aisa pehle kabhi nahi hua thaa.. y ye..
Rimi: y. ya shayad hua tha lekin hume kabhi usne pata nahi chalne diyaa.. Ro.. Roshh.. Jannu bohot strong hai okayy? (Crying)
Bhavu: tu thik hai na Reem?
Rimi: hm hmm
(Rosho hugs Rimi)
Wo thik ho jayegi Roshhhh
Rosho: I knoww.. I know wo thik ho jayegi!!
Sid: Jaaan... Tu itni takleef mein thi aur phir bhi tune mujhe kuch nahi bataya... Kyuu Jaaan? kyuu??
(Aashu and Raj comes with doctor)
Aashu: uncle.. ye Janu hai.. breast cancer ki patient hai.. please dekhiye naa
(Doctor checks her and gives her an injection)
Doctor: Aashu.. chinta ki koi baat nahi hai.. maine injection de diya hai.. 15 20 min mein hosh aa jaayega ise..
(All Sigh in relief)
Sid: Doctor lekin aisa achanak kaise hua?
Doctor: shayad stress ki vajah se.. kisi baat ka stress tha inhe?
Sid: Stress.. nahi doctor..
Reem: h.. haa doctor haa
Sid: kyaa??
Doctor: to shayad usi vajah se.. please try ki unhe stress na ho.. make her as happy as possible
Reem: Sure doctor... I will make sure of it! Thank you so much..
Doctor: welcome.. aur haa inki dawaiyaa time se dete rahiye ga..
Sid: ji doctor
Raj: aayiye doctor mai aapko bahar tak chhod aata hu
(Doctor left with Raj)
Sid: kaisa stress Rimi?
Reem: Sid.. please try to understand my point of view.. I think tumhe apna relationship officially announce kar dena chahiye.. I mean.. media ke saamne
Sid: tu fest wali baat ki vajah se keh rahi hai kya?? Reem I don't think Jaan ko..
Reem: It's not about what you think Sid.. It's an obvious thing ki use bura laga hi hoga... Tu hi soch na.. use apne hi boyfriend aur bestfriend ke beech third wheel bola jaa raha tha.. kaisa laga hoga yaar use.. ek baar meri jagah koi aur hota to bhi it was ok lekin I am her best friend!!
Sid: haa Reem I understand.. but after all it was her own choice naa..
Reem: what choice?
Sid: okay I know ye baat tu nahi jaanti lekin.. lekin.. w.. wo..
Reem: kyaa Sid??
Sid: Kaurwaki ka role Jaan ko offer hua tha before you..
Reem: Whatt?? Then usne liya kyuu nahii??? Is she crazyy??
Sid: Haa Rimi.. you know na she wanted to make distance from me.. aur isi ke chalte she recommended your name taki we can come closer... tera audition and all sab bass dikhawa tha tera selection to Jaan ne jab tera naam bola to director ne tere purane shows go through kiye aur tabhi tujhe final kar diya... Lekin Jaan nahi chahti thi tujhe isme uski involvement ka pata chale isliye she told to take your audition first as she knew Audition ho na ho koi farak nahi padta kyuki fairly judged audition mein no one can deny you this role..
Reem: lekin why she didn't want me to know? I mean.. kya hota agar mujhe pehle bata deti ke uske kehne par mujhe ye role mila thaa..
Sid: Ooo madamm.. tujhe ye role uske kehne par nahi milaa hai.. usne sirf suggest kiya.. ok? Ye role tujhe mila because you deserved it.. aur waise bhi I am thankful usne nahi bataya tujhe
Reem: whatt??
Sid: haa.. agar wo bata deti to... tu mera naam sunte hi mana kar deti as you hated me then... Right? Shayad hamari dosti kabhi ho hi nahi paati.. pata nahi koi aur aa jati and then you know naa pehle kuch dino mein meri kya halat thi tere saath kaam karne mein.. shayad wo situation pura show khatam hone tak continue hoti.. ehhh!!
Reem: idiott... Lekin wo jo bhi ho.. uss vaqt wo tujhse duur hona chahti thi aur ab wo teri girlfriend hai.. bohot bada difference hai yaaar.. aur kya ho jayega if you announce.. tumhari families jaanti hai, tumhari sagai ho chuki hai then problem kya haii??
Sid: tu jaanti hai Rimii.. isase uske show par, hamare show par... Bohot effect hoga yaar... Phir bhi Jaan ko Fais ke saath ship nahi kiya jata so jyada problem nahi hogi lekin Sidreem aur Ashwaki bohot popular ho chuka hai.. hamare show ki TRP par iska asar jaroor padegaa... Hum show ke beech mein aise hi itna bada decision nahi le sakte
Reem: kya ye sab Jannu ki health se, uski khushi se jyada important hai??
Janu: Rimiii... Tu pagal haii kyaa??
All: Januuu
Sid: Jaaan
Rimi: tu theek hai na Jannu? Tujhe hosh kab aaya?
Janu: jab tu bakwass kiye jaa rahi thi
Reem: matlab??
Janu: Gadhi ki bacchi, ullu ki patthi.. tune aisa socha bhi kaise ke mujhe tujhse jealousy ho sakti hai yaa tum dono ko lekar bura lag sakta haii... I mean come on yaar mai Bandar ko lekar kabhii insecure nahi ho saktii chahe joo ho jaaye.. aur teri jagah pehli baat koi ho hi nahi sakta, dusri baat koi aur hota to shayad mujhe thoda bura lagta lekin tuu... Yaar tujhpe mai khudse jyada bharosa karti hu... Ye ventilator vagare na sab mithya hai.. meri asli lifeline to tu aur Roshh ho yaar.... I am veryy hurt Rimi.. tu aisa kaise soch sakti haii matlab?
Rimi: I love you Jannuu (she kisses her forehead)
Janu: Aur relationship official karne ke baare mein na sochna bhii matt Sid.. jab tak hamare shows khatam nahi ho jaate ye sirf hamare beech Ki baat rahegi..
Sid: lekin tujhe stress kis baat ka tha? Why this pain Jaan??
Janu: Sidd... Mai breast cancer ki patient hu.. ye attack kabhi bhi fire ho sakta hai aur mere bag mein wo injection hamesha hoti hai jo doctor ne mujhe lagayi hogi.. so relax... Agar phir kabhi aisa hota hai to mere bag se nikalkar injection dena mujhe.. itna hyper hone ki koii jaroorat nahi hai.. ok? Aur ab ye Ganga Jamuna bahana band karoo.. maine tumhe aise rote dekhne ke liye apni feelings confess nahi ki thi, ok?
Sid: hmm (wiping his tears)
(Janu notices everyone had Tears in their eyes)
Janu: guys please stop crying... Mai bilkul theek hoon
(All wipe their tears)
Tum logo ko tayar nahi hona kyaa?? Go everyone!! Jaake tayari karo.. we have a fest to attend
All: yaa... And you Take care
(All go except Sid, Rosho and Rimi who are yet staring at her and she looks towards each of them)
Janu: Siddharthhhh Jaoooo.... Justt goooo
Sid: I don't want to...
Janu: mujhe change karna haii...
Sid: to karo..
Janu: tumhare saamne?
(He smirks)
In your dreamss... Now goo!!
(He laughs)
Sid: lekin maine to kayi baar tumhare saamne change kiya hai
Janu: wo alag baat hai ab go naa
Sid: ok ok going... (He gets up and walks to door and suddenly stops comes back and pecks her forehead)
I love you.. (She blushes)
Janu: I love you too.. ab jaoo..
(He went and she is yet blushing till she looks at Rosho and Rimi)
Ab tum dono ko kya huaa??
Rosho: tu iss baare mein pehle bata nahi sakti thi? Have you lost it?
Rimi: tujhe andaza bhi hai hamari kya halat ho gayi thi?? At least bata to deti you have injection and all.. how can you be soo carelesss???
Rosho: I hate youu Jannu.. I really really hatee youu
Rimi: Do you even care about our feelings? Koi farak hi nahi padta na tujhe?
Janu: ok ok ok.. I am sorryyy.... Relaxxx naa.. mai ab bilkul theek hu
(They turn away from her in anger and she goes to them)
One... two... three... four...
(They turn to see what she is counting and see her doing uthak baithak)
Rosho: oyee.. drama queen... Bass kar
Rimi: tu gadhi.. tu ullu ki patthii
Janu: I love you bothhhh.... (She hugs both of them together)
Rosho: we love you toooo... Idiott!!
Janu: accha now go get ready... Fest ke liye jaana hai.. yaad hai naa?
Rimi: yaaa and aaj to Roshh ka dance bhi haiii
Rosho: haa yaar.. you know Faisu itnaaa stubborn haii... Practice hi nahi karta yaaar.. use kitna bhi bolo dance is not easy dance is not easy lekin nahii.. bande ko to bass apni hi chalani hai... Kabhi bhi romance sujhta hai yaar ise..
(Janu and Rimi look at each other)
Rimi: baby you know na Faisal ek Professional dancer hai jo 5 se jyada reality dance shows jeet chuka hai...?
Janu: Aur dance practice ki jaroorat use nahi tumhe hai... Kyuki tu aaj tak kisi dance competition mein runner up bhi nahi aayi hai.. (chuckles)
Rimi: Haa.. aur upar se tujhe ek dance champion ke saath aaj perform bhi karna haii..
Rosho: Shitt shitt shitt.. yaar tum logo ne to complex de diya... Thoda pehle batate naaa ab mai kya karu? Kya karu kya karu kya karuu??
(She gets hyper and starts blabbering)
Rimi: chup
Janu: Chuuuuuup
(She is yet blabbering)
Rimi: meri maa chup ho jaa pleaseee
Janu: Arre relaxx yaaarrr
(She is yet blabbering when her phone rings notifying a message which Janu looks)
Roshhh.... Fais ka message haii
Rosho: uska message... Shitt.. kya likha hoga yaar.. ab kya karu mai? Maine to practice bhi nahi ki hai.. now what?
Rimi: Jannu tu message padh
Janu: haa.. likha hai..
"Roshuu aaj ki performance ko lekar bilkul nervous mat hona..."
Aww how sweet... he knows you so well Roshh... Aage likha hai
"I know mujhe practice karni chahiye thi and now we are unprepared lekin please trust me hamara performance bohot accha hoga..."
Ye hota hai confidence 😂😂
Rosho: yaaar ise koi samjhao mujhe iski nahi apni performance ki chinta hai.. I can't danceee !!
Janu: yaar pura message to padhne de
Rosho: haa to padh na..
Janu: "Please don't worry about the performance.. I know tum dance ke naam se hi nervous ho jati ho lekin trust me.. I will make you dance.. I love you.. byee... Get ready sooon!!"
Kitnaa sweet hai yaar Jijuu
Rosho: I hope sab theek se ho jaaye
Rimi: 100% hogaa... Mujhe to chinta Tunu aur Sumu ki haii... Yaar jo kuch bhi hua Tunu aur Daman ke beech mein... aur Sumu ka apni feelings accept karna... uske baad bohot awkwardness aa gayi hai unke beech.. pata nahi how are they going to perform now
Janu: don't worry yaar... Sab theek ho jayegaa
Rimi: Hopee sooo...
Janu: chaloo abb... Get ready... Baki sab to tayar bhi ho gaye honge abhi tak
Rosho: yaa... Chalo byee.. tayar hoke milte hai
(They went to get ready. After sometime all are waiting in the drawing room for Rimi and Rosho as all others are already there)
Fais: Nustaa Timepass
Aashu: kyaa??
Fais: kuch nahi... Yaar kitna time lagega inko
Sid: itnaa kaun der lagata hai yaar... Ab aur late kiya na I swear I will slap her
Fais: Excuse me... What??
Sid: I I mean... Mai Reem ki baat kar raha thaa
Fais: Accha...
Bhavu: Acchaa???
Sid: nahi matlab mai.. Reem ki nahi Ro..
Fais: kya??
Sid: guys mai na khudki baat kar raha tha.. (he slaps himself and all starts laughing)
Rosho: heyy guyss
Fais: kitnaa time laga diya yaaar...
Rosho: sorryyy... Waise Rimi kaha haii??
Janu: tere saath nahi hai?
Rosho: umm (she checks her pockets) nahi yaar... Jeb mein to nahi hai (sarcastically)
All: kyaa??
Rosho: ab mere saath hoti to mai tumhe kyu puchti guys?
Janu: Ohh shut up Roshh... Tujhe na Rimi ki aadat lag gayi haii.. koi baat seedhi tarah se bol hi nahi sakti...
Rosho: accha accha.. but where is she?
Janu: mujhe to bolkar gayi thi adhe ghante pehle ke tere kamre mein jaa rahi hai..
Rosho: adhe ghante? Lekin wo 1 min bhi mere room mein nahi aayi haii
Janu: shayad Tunu ke room mein gayi ho..
Tunu: nahii guyss wo mere room mein bhi nahi aayi
Bhavu: What the hell... Reem hai kahaa phir??
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