Sorry it's in mandarin it only works in mandarin but it's hilarious so i couldn't resist.
so it's the most beauti-no
romantic time of the year and big boss tells his secretary to get a rose for his valentines.
secretary thinks he has more than one.
sec：'你是要几朵玫瑰？'
boss：'是一朵。'
sec：'十一朵？'
boss：'不是11朵，而是一朵。'
sec：'二十一朵？怎么变成21朵了？'
boss：'你听错了，其实一朵花。'
sec：'七十一朵？那么多啊！'
boss：'就是一朵！'
sec：'九十一朵？ 天哪。'
boss：*终于忍不住了* '二百五，是一朵花啊！'
sec：'二百五十一朵玫瑰？'
~guess who got laid off
"and the moral of tHAT is..." okay thanks hope you enjoyed bye
- wei