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I already know that you people will enjoy this chapter,so do
Because I'll make sure that this will be a very very rare occasion
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Maaaan what even is midgard in the first place I saw the ninjas on the TV,but now that's just completely absurd
Boots?
Bare hands and butt?
An UMBRELLA?!
I thought that they were all cool and awesome
I was currently fighting all of them at once
I dodged the blondes kicks and quickly side stepped and gave her a punch and threw her at a trash bin
then came the raven haired one who tried to slice me with her sword but I blocked it with my sword and quickly maneuvered the sword so I can destabilize her by her trying to keep her sword in her hand and kicked her in the trash
Then came the white haired one who again tried to stab me so I created a hole in my stomach,literally,and as she just realized that I tricked her the damage was already done and I caught her umbrella but i felt a burning sensation in the surrounding area
"Damn!"I said as I pulled away
"So they weren't kidding when they said that these weapons were especially made for you,the time was worth it after all"she said with a smirk
I just glared at her and morphed my fist into a giant black fist and punched her hard but not hard enough
The only one left is the pink girl who jumped up and tried to slam me with her butt
I smirked
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I was watching that show called naruto and I was amazed at how their Teacher handled all of them
"Wow that's so cool!"I said
Then the main protagonist who is called,you guessed it,boruto's dad tried to trick his teacher but then he used a technique called
One thousand years of death
This must hurt a lot
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As she came to crash at me I just readied my fingers and shouted
"ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!"I said
As I did the technique what I expected to come out was a scream of pain not this!:
"Aaaahhhh~"she moaned as all her clothes started tearing down
《What did you do?!》
'I don't know!!'
All she was left in was her bra and panties
"Uhh,this wasn't the effect I wanted,and since when did my attacks tear down clothes?"
"How could you?"she asked rubbing her butt
Then the white haired girl came out of the rubbles and came to hit me again
"Don't you dare hurt her!"she shouted in anger,in undergarments as well
"What the?"I didn't know what to think then to make things even more weird the raven girl jumped out of the pile of garbage along with the other girl with their clothes torn down but at least they weren't in underwear
"Girls!we have to enter frantic mode!"she commanded as all the girls nodded
They all started to glow and then all the remaining of their clothes were torn off,leaving them in their underwear
I stood there,mouth opened and my jaw literally on the floor
《I'm gonna stop questioning this》
"Yeah me too"
Then they all started to attack me with more strength and i was having difficulties
Not because of their attacks
But because it felt like sexual assault so shadow came in to save me
"Get away from my man"she said
They all got back up
"What is this?"
"I Can't see anything"said the pink girl
"Good news shadow they can't see you"i told her
"That's gonna add a lot more fun!"she said as she readied her fist
"Wait!"
"What is it?"
"Do you think that if we hit them more their underwear will tear off?"
"Let's not hope so"
"Alright!let's do this and if their clothes get ripped to shreds again than we will just not look at them"
And so I charged at them and attacked the raven haired girl while shadow attacked the pink and white haired girls
She slice my head off with her sword so I just used it to headbutt her really hard and punch her really hard
Then the blonde girl came to rescue her but I just caught her by her legs and not her boots and spinned her really fast until Iaunched her towards her raven haired friend
I looked at shadow at noticed that she had the time of her life
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!"she shouted as she punched both of them who had no idea what was happening
"I can't see who is attacking!!"
"What sorcery is this?!"
Then the raven haired girl got up and started to get ready for an attack
"Take this!!!
As she started to charge towards me with a dragon behind her so I just stood there waiting for her to strike
"Y/n!!what are you doing!?"asked shadow
"Trsut me on this one"i said
She got closer maybe three seconds until she attacks
3
Come on
2
Get closer
1
A little more
NOW!!
I stepped to the left at the last second so this she wouldn't be able to touch me and I quickly kicked her which launched her faster
"IKARUGA!!"screamed the blonde girl
"Oh no!she's in bad shape!!"
"She just has a few bruises"remarked shadow
Then she got up with difficulty and commanded
"Girls!we have to enter super frantic mode!!"she said
Wait if frantic mode is them staying in their underwear then does that mean that super frantic mode is...?no just no
"Wouldn't it be overkill?"asked the blonde girl
"It's the only solution"said the white haired girl
'Please don't do it!I'll feel even more uncomfortable than I already am' I thought to myself as shadow came back by my side
"Are they serious?should we transform?"
asked shadow
"No,it would draw too much attention to us,we can handle them if we want"
As they were about 'transform' again something someone came in
????:"hey you freaks!get away from that kid right now!!" Said the voice of a man
I turned back to see that it was a black person wearing a policeman uniform
"Where did they go?"he asked as I turned back to see that they weren't here anymore,probably to stay secret,the man then turned to me
"Who were those people?"he asked
"I don't know"
"It's very dangerous for a kid to be going around in the dark like that,don't you have any parents?"he asked me
I shook my head as a mean of saying no
"Where do you live?"he asked
"In the hardy household"i said
"HARDY?!"he asked
"Yeah"
"What's your name kid?"
"Y/n,y/n chaos"
"That's a weird name,follow me we'll find your home"he told me
He took me to a his vehicle called a car and I sat on the front seat with him
He started to the engine and he started driving through the city then the thing called phone which was attached to the car started to ring
"Hey,talk to me"he said
"where are you?"said a female voice
"I'll come home in a moment,there was a kid who was attacked by exhibitionists women"
"That's terrible!"
"Yeah this city is really in need of good justice"he said
"Just don't make me wait too long"
"Yeah,love you honey"
"Love you too
Miles"
Wait what did she just say?
《Did she say miles?》
"Sir?"
"Yeah kid?"
"What's your name?"I asked
"Why are you asking?"he asked
"Pleaaase?"I asked making a cute face,it always worked with my brother
"Okay,my name is
Miles morales
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Well most of you know where this is going