SOTUS Snippet
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Voice Messages
Kong: Hello, you have reached Kongpobe's voice mail. I'm away at the moment but please leave a message after the beep, I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you.
Arthit: Arthit is away on pink milk break. Call again or leave a message. If you are Kongpobe, don't you dare leave any mushy messages or out your run 10 runs around the field. Bye.
Wad: *Default* You have reached voicemail for the number you have dialed. The person you called is currently unavailable. Please leave your message after the beep.
Prem: Wad do you want? If you Wad to find me urgent, call me. If you don't Wad to find me urgent, say something here. If you are Wad, I love you baby.
P'Yong: Hey, this is Yong's voicemail, away to watch football, please leave a message if you are a Chelsea fan. Please don't leave a message if you are a Liverpool fan.
Nai: Hi, this is Nai, I'm away now. Please leave your message; I'll get back to you soon. If it's urgent or about football or game, please call.
Tew: Tew here, off to disturb my nong. Please leave your message. I will reply soon. Thanks!
Day: *Slapping sound* P'Tew, please don't touch me, P'TEW! *silence* Ok, calm. Oh, this is Day's voicemail, please leave a message after the beep, *slapping sound again* P'Tew can you please stop tickling me! *line goes dead*
Bright: Hey Hey Hey, the almighty handsome and romantic genius Bright is really busy right now. If you want a date with Bright, please leave your name, number, and favorite chocolate flavor. For more information, please check Bright's IG, terms and condition apply.
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Written: 6th July 2018