I won't be including the whole script as not all relate to Barry. I also could not find a complete script.
ZanaZoola: This one is different. We are watching most of an episode of Glee.
---BLAINE---
Sam: Dude, look at this! This is Hunter Clarington two years ago. Look how skinny his head is! Okay, this is him now. Look how much thicker his head is!
Blaine: So, maybe he started working out.
Sam: What, doing skull-widening exercises? Dude, human growth hormone! HGH! Same thing happened to Mark McGuire and Kirstie Alley and Drew Carey and Star Jones and Aretha Franklin and Cedric the Entertainer... Blaine? Blaine! Dude, this is serious!
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Joe: Human growth hormone was used in the group?
Barry: Yeah...
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Blaine: Uh– yeah, I, um, I don't know.
Sam: Look, I'm telling you, it's been keeping me up at night, Something weird's going on with the Warblers. They're doing all those weird flips and superhuman jumps at Sectionals –
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Cisco: Superhuman?
Barry: Yeah... Different things happened then.
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Blaine: Exactly, That's why they won.
Sam: And where was round-faced Warbler? You said he was there when you went back to Dalton, but come Sectionals? Poof! He's gone.
Blaine: So, what're you saying?
Sam: I think they cheated at Sectionals.
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Kara: Cheated?
Barry: Was not a good time...
Joe: So cheating was involved.
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Blaine: Sam, you can't make accusations like that without any kind of evidence.
Sam: Well, then I'll find some evidence! Do you have any lip balm I can use?
Blaine: What?
Sam: Conspiracy theories make my lips get all chapped. Come on, dude, it's not weird. We're like brothers.
Blaine: Yeah, um, sure.
Sam: Thank you. Mmm.
Tina: Guys, you're late!
Blaine: I know. Sorry. This meeting of McKinley High's student council is now in session. First order of business: Secretary Cohen-Chang, will you please read the minutes from last week?
Tina: Sam did a Daniel Craig impression for forty-five minutes.
Sam: *impersonating Sean Connery* I'll have it shaken and stirred too.
Blaine: That was fantastic. Thank you, Secretary Cohen-Chang. Treasurer Motta, if we could go through the budget appropriations we were going through last –? Yes, Tina?
Tina: It is now officially a hundred and forty-two days until prom, where all the hot girls get immediately snatched up by all the hot guys and the sort of hot girls get asked out by the sort of hot guys. And then all the rest of us have to sit around and wait for all the nerds and the freaks and the burnouts and the losers to work up some courage and ask us out to the most awkward night of heavy petting we're likely to get until we wake up in a nursing home getting groped by an orderly.
Sam: Okay, well, for the record, I think you're totally, sorta, hot. Like, if I was, like, in a bunker with you I would totally hit that.
Blaine: Tina, what are you suggesting?
Tina: I propose the first annual McKinley High Sadie Hawkins dance. It's what you call a dance where the girls ask the guys.
Blaine: I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
Tina: Why not? It was the topic of discussion at the last meeting of the Too Young To Be Bitter Club. All in favour of a dance where the girls ask the guys?
Blaine: Wa-wait. Wait a second. H-Hold on, just one –
Tine: It's official! Get ready for the first annual McKinley High Sadie Hawkins dance!
Sam: Sorry.
Suger: If someone's already been asked to the dance, can I pay them to leave their date and go with me?
Tina: We should make 'empowerment' the theme. It's about time the guys at this school found out what the girls are made of!
Sam: Wait, if this is, like, a reverse dance, does that mean everything's reversed? Do guys have to wear, you know, dresses and wrist flowers and stuff?
Blaine: No, it's not like that. I'm sure Tina will come up with something amazing. Meeting adjourned.
Sam: Dude, what're we gonna do about this Warbler thing? Maybe we should break in again and draw some of Hunter's blood while he's sleeping? I bet we could find a recipe on the Internet for some kind of gas that would knock him out without killing him.
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Oliver: Going overkill?
Barry: Says you?
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Blaine: No. No. Too risky. We need to do something covert.
Sam: A secret mission.
Blaine: I'll call Trent, and we'll see where it goes from there.
---BLAINE---
Blaine: So, I'm sorry you were sick for Sectionals.
Trent: What?
Blaine: Sectionals. You weren't there.
Trent: Oh, I quit the Warblers.
Blaine: Why?
Trent: I just couldn't! It's not the honourable thing to do and was scared of what it might to do my body.
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Joe: Barry where you involved in this as well?
Barry: Sadly, yes I was involved... I was tricked into taking them, so even when I did know, it was too far for me to be able to get out...
Catlin: So you have taken Human Growth Hormones?
Barry: Yeah...
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Blaine: You did the right thing. Now, I need to ask you a favour.
Trent: Okay.
Blaine: If the show choir board hears about this, and we can prove it, the Warblers will be disqualified for cheating, but we're going to need proof.
Trent: You mean me.
Blaine: I know it's a lot to ask. The Warblers...
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Barry: So they were the ones that sold it out...
Joe: You were upset about it?!!
Barry: Oh no, I was happy. So happy that we were. I just did not know who did... Now I do know.
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Trent: I'll do it.
Blaine: Why don't you come to McKinley on Saturday. We're having a dance that evening, so there will be plenty of people around. You can just slip in, unnoticed. And it'll be dark, too, so you're even less likely to be seen.
Trent: Okay.
Blaine: Hey, man, thanks so much for doing this.
Trent: I'm glad you called. See you Saturday.
---BLAINE---
Suger: I want to sit under Venus!
Sam: I want to sit under Uranus. What's so funny?
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Barry: *sniggering*
Kara: Barry!
Barry: What?!
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---Blaine---
Sam: We need you! Huge breakthrough in the case! Let's go!
Tina: Wait! Blaine and I were just about to –
Sam: About to what?
Tina: – to keep dancing.
Blaine: I'm sorry, Tina. This is bigger than all of us. I've gotta go.
Sam: Did you not hear me? Let's go!
Blaine: Trent! Thanks so much for coming.
Trent: If you had just come back to the Warblers, none of this would've happened.
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Barry: Probably still would have.
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Blaine: I'm sorry. Thanks for trusting me enough to do this.
Sam: Okay, I texted Finn and he's waiting for us in the locker room. Round-faced Warbler, you wait in the shadows. We will let you know when the moment is right. Look at the pictures, Finn. It's not just Hunter! Half the Warblers have gained ten pounds of muscle since they joined the team!
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Cisco: Where you one of these half?
Barry: Yeah... I was joint captain at that point.
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Finn: I already looked into this. This is a weight training regimen that they stole from Vocal Adrenaline.
Blaine: You can't just go from being a twig to Jean-Claude Van Damme in a few months. Tell him, Sam.
Sam: Look, the average male gains up to two pounds of muscle per month. Fact!
Blaine: And that's without cheating. We looked it up online.
Sam: Also, look at this cell phone video that Artie and Joe Hart took down at the Lima Bean the other day. Now that is 'roid rage and you know it!
Blaine: Look... chapter seven, sub-section sixteen, rule four, line nine. 'Any team using performance-enhancing drugs – including amphetamines, anabolic steroids, human growth hormone, or Four Loko – will be automatically disqualified from competition.'. The rule is retroactive. So, if we can prove that they used at Sectionals, they'll have to forfeit and we'll win! Glee club is back! Blam!
Finn: Guys, what you are asking me to do here is beyond serious. The Warblers are, like, one of the most respected glee clubs in the country. To accuse them of this when all we have for proof is photos of some dudes' heads and a cell phone video? Look, I want glee club back just as much as you guys, but this isn't enough. We need more real proof.
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Cisco: Your group was that well known?
Barry: Even more so.
Catlin: How so?
Barry: Think of Oliver... We were more famous than him. I became more famous than him. Sebastian Smythe is known to be someone that you should not mess with.
Kara: It's true. There are three main rules at Dolton, if you went their once, you learned them to you could recite them in your sleep.
1: Don't eat anything from the fridge if it has someone else's name on it.
2:...
Barry:...Don't mess with Sebastian Smythe.
Kara: 3: Don't anger...
Barry:...Sebastian Smythe.
Oliver: So you have to be really stupid to go against Sebastian Smythe? That does not mean that we can't go against Barry Allen. There is a difference between the two.
Barry: True, until the point Seb comes back. I keep locked away, but he can come back just as quick.
Iris: That why when you came back you where always holding your nose up whenever we went near a school.
Barry: I can't stand the stench of public schools. Shoot me. *shrugs*
Cisco: When did this happen? I thought you where all for school? A definition of a nerd!
Barry: *laughs* Over the top much and your whole 'Bashful schoolboy' thing? Super hot.
Cisco: *red* What the hell?!
Barry: As I said, Sebastian can come back at any point. So be careful around me, you don't know when Sebastian will come springing back.
ZanaZoola: Ok, now from that cheery note, let's continue with the show!
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Blaine: We have some.
Trent: Me.
Blaine: I knew when Trent didn't perform with the Warblers at Sectionals that something was up.
Finn: Yeah, he is kinda like the sunshine of the group, isn't he?
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Barry and Kara: Sunshine lolly pops and rainbows~!
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Blaine: Isn't he?
Trent: Blaine and I joined the Warblers together. It was a band of brothers. A group joined by harmony and honour. And then Blaine left and Sebastian came. Then Hunter. They just chipped away at everything that was good and special about us. Winning was everything. You took the shots or you didn't perform. Singing with the Warblers is my life, but I couldn't do it. My hormones can't handle heroic doses of testosterone. I don't even shave yet! The Warblers mean everything to me, and it's killing me to betray them like this.
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Catlin: You destroyed the good?
Barry: Need I remind you of what I was?
Cisco: No, we got it, just surprises us that's all.
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Blaine: You're not betraying them. Hunter betrayed the Warblers. You're saving them.
Trent: Yeah, that's what they said about Brutus. And Cassius. Look, if I go public with this, then the Warblers' reputation? It's ruined. Forever. Years of honourable melodies and harmonies all forgotten.
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Iris: That is what he was worried about?
Barry: It was a major thing to be part of the Warblers. Once a Warbler, always a Warbler.
Oliver: Yeah, I get what you are getting to.
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Sam: Look, the Warblers' reputation was ruined the second they decided to cheat to win. Fact!
Finn: So, what do you say? Will you do this? Will you testify against the Warblers?
Trent: Yes.
Sam: Yeah! We're totally going to Regionals! Sorry dude.
Blaine: Thank you. You're doing the right thing.
Trent: We miss you, and I know you're not coming back, but I wish you could.
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Barry: Yeah, we did miss the sex on stick.
Everyone except Barry and Kara: *wide-eyed*
Kara: They're not going to get used to that are they?
Barry: Never in a million years.
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Blaine: Let's just remember the good times, okay? You want to come to the dance? It's beautiful in there, and –
Sam: Dude, no! This is still a covert mission. If any of the Warblers find out Trent was here, they'll have a head start at figuring out a way to lie themselves out of this!
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Barry: Did not even really know about the 'party', also don't think we would have cared. He was seen as traitorous at that point. We are - were close, brothers, to go against us meant to go against family, it was not taken lightly.
Joe: I did not know you felt so strongly about such things.
Barry: I don't, not normally, this was one of the exceptions. We formed bonds that I never thought could be formed.
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Trent: It's okay, I should probably get back, anyway. I told everyone I was going to dinner with my parents, so they'll probably start to wonder why I've been gone so long if I'm not back in the next hour or so.
Sam: Hey, dude, you up for some dancing?
Blaine: What?
Sam: Let's dance the night away!
Blaine: Tina! Excuse me.
Tina: Hey, I thought you split.
Blaine: No. No, not at all. We were just dealing with some glee stuff.
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Barry: *mumbling* Just some Glee stuff... *scoffs*
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Tina: Anything good?
Blaine: I'm not sure yet, but, if it works out, we may have just saved the glee club.
Tina: Is there anything you can't do?
Blaine: I know I can't possibly leave here without having at least one slow dance with you.
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Barry: He still has it.
Kara: Well yeah, why would he not at that point?
Barry: Because he did not have the 'Seductive Demon' by his side, fewer people to test the skills on.
Oliver: *mumbling and whispering* You are so ego filled sometimes...
Barry: Hey, my name was well known.
Kara: The whole of France...
Barry: Entire state of Ohio...
Kara: You know they still have that billboard of you up?
Barry: Thought that would have gone by now.
ZanaZoola: Your fans won't allow them, as I quote, take the 'hottest model in the world away from his throne'. They won't allow you to go.
Kara: They still want their French model!
Cisco: *choking* FRENCH MODEL!!!!
Barry: Eh, needed to do something over the summer. One of my friends needed someone for a small job, blossomed from there.
Oliver: You talk like it is just a casual normal thing.
Barry: Oh, so you're saying Oliver Queen, the man woman and men alike swoon for, though I know many people better, has not modelled something in his life? Quit lying sugar arrow, it won't work.
Oliver: *Wide-eyed again*
Barry: What? Can't handle the truth? Little lies to make your life easier? Need someone to hold your hand through all this?
Oliver: *goes red in anger*
Barry: Thought I was meant to be the one is scarlet?
Kara: Ok Twink, think they have had enough, for now, let them have a break.
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Kurt: Oh... uh, and there's something I wanted to tell you. I, uh... joined NYADA's glee club.
Blaine: Really? What're they called?
Kurt: The Adam's Apples, I've been going all week, but I didn't, uh, want to mention it until I was sure I was going to stick with it.
Blaine: That's great, Kurt! Should be a perfect way to make like-minded friends, right?
Kurt: Right.
Blaine: Speaking of glee club, Sam and I may have found a way to get us back into Regionals!
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Barry: *whispering* By going against your old group...
Kara: Wow, you really are like a pregnant woman with your moods, just a bit ago you where fine with it, now you're having a sulk at the same thing.
Barry: I'm not like a pregnant woman, dealt with enough in my life to know how they behave, I also know that to call them that causes a huge argument and normally, if the corresponding person is male, them not being able to use their jewel for a while.
Oliver: You are behaving like a...
Barry:...like a bitch, should I be penned up? Locked in a cage? You all know how much I hate that feeling. For a speedster, prison is just not allowing them to run, penning them, caging them away, is torture, pure, raw torture. *glaring slightly*
ZanaZoola: This is not going to end well...
Barry: Sure as hell not going to!
ZanaZoola: And sure as hel won't for you! Now sit down, behave and act your godforsaken age!
Kara: Barry... Bassy, listen to her. Les méchants gardent leur sang-froid. Keep yours!
Barry: Mauvais jeu de mots, pas certain que Cold l'aurait aimé, veux-tu m'essayer? Super héros?
Cisco: Could we speak English maybe?
Barry: *smirking* Oui, mais quel est le plaisir en cela?
ZanaZoola: Moving on and in English.
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Kurt: What? But the Warblers won at Sectionals.
Blaine: Exactly. But they cheated.
Kurt: They cheated.
Blaine: They did! They've been using steroids to bulk up so they're more acrobatic. At first I didn't believe it, either, but Trent wasn't at Sectionals... so, I asked him if we could talk about it. And he confirmed the drug usage.
Kurt: Are you serious?
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Barry: At least one person believed in us...
Kara: Get over it Barry!
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Blaine: Unfortunately, yes.
Kurt: Wow. But... now you get to go to Regionals! That's great!
Blaine: As long as we can get the show choir board to hear us out, Finn's going to submit the paperwork on Monday morning.
Kurt: Well – yeah, this is it. Yes, thank you – sorry, I'm home, I hope it works out! Too bad Nationals aren't in New York this year. I'd be fun to see everyone.
Blaine: We haven't even made it past Regionals yet.
Kurt: I know, but you're going to make it to Nationals. I just know.
Blaine: I appreciate your vote of confidence.
Kurt: Well, I should go. I'm home now and it looks like the lights are on in the apartment, so Rachel must still be up...
Blaine: Okay. Thanks for calling.
Kurt: I'm really glad tonight was a good time. Put those demons to rest.
Blaine: Yeah. Goodnight, Kurt.
Kurt: Goodnight.
---KURT---
Kurt: Hey. You're up late.
Rachel: Hi! How was work?
Kurt: Fine. I'm gonna sleep all day tomorrow, though.
Rachel: You know, if we had a third roommate, our rent would be so much less per person. Six hundred instead of nine hundred.
Kurt: Congratulations on your math skills. But let's not. This is our calm, safe haven and throwing a stranger into the mix...
Rachel: Well, maybe we can find someone who we know?
Kurt: What did you do?
Rachel: I asked Brody to move in with us.
Kurt: You what?
Rachel: Well, I mean, he's here all the time and it's a long train ride and I know you like him just fine so don't look at me like that!
Kurt: Like what? Like you just invited a guy to move in with us without even asking me? Rachel!
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Barry: Wow, Lady Hummel finally stood up to someone! I'm so proud!
Kara: *playful* Barry!
Barry: *playfull back* Kara!
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Rachel: Oh, don't act all horrified. What about how you want Blaine to move in here next year? So that's okay, but –
Kurt: One, that was before we broke up and, two, that's not even remotely the same! This isn't Finn or Blaine or someone we know really well. You hardly even know this Brody guy!
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Kara: Your friends a bit... Stalkerish... That even a word?
Barry: Not sure, also, never knew about it so I don't know how I was meant to know. If I was not ignoring him, it was almost always me taunting him. Never knew him to see if he was a stalker, though he seemed to nice to be a stalker. To innocent.
Kara: Yeah, he was quite innocent, not as bad as Sam though...
Oliver: Yeah, even from this small look we can see that he is the plain definition of innocence.
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Rachel: How would you know? You're not with me every second of every day. Just because you don't know him very well doesn't mean that I don't! We've known each other for four months!
Kurt: Do you hear yourself? You've known him for four months. That's great – be his girlfriend – but you're talking about moving in together! After four months!
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Barry: Yes Lady Hummel!
Kara: Overreaction much?
Barry: No, we were all waiting for something like this to happen!
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Rachel: It's not like that. We can make a third room between yours and mine and he'll just be a third roommate!
Kurt: No.
Rachel: I'm not asking.
Kurt: You cannot invite someone to live here without my permission!
Rachel: Yes I can! And, if you don't like it, you can just move out!
Kurt: Okay, here are my conditions. No sex on any surface that isn't your bed. My room is off limits at all times. And he better keep the bathroom as spotless as it is right now.
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Barry: Sounds fair, something that I would say.
Joe: You would casully mentioned sex?
Barry: Yes, got a problem with that?
Cisco: Partly, you always seemed so innocent to such things.
Kara: Remember his titles, he is still Sebastian Smythe, just not as big an asshole.
Cooper: He really is an ass! *popping into air*
Barry: Good to know that you have been thinking about my ass, been thinking about yours to Coop.
ZanaZoola: How did you even get here?
Cooper: Heard people talking about Seb being an asshole, so thought I would pop along. *shrugs*
ZanaZoola: This is a pocket dimention, you can't pop along!
Cooper: Just did. *shrugs, popping away*
Barry: Why does my brother never stay longer and only talks about asses!
Joe: Your brother?
Kara: Oh yeah, Cooper was the first one to meet Seb, they hit of like Seb to a man.
Barry: Now, why change the saying?
Kara: Only changed it so you would understand.
Barry: *hand over heart* Now I am offended!
Kara: Get used to it Meerkat.
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Rachel: Kurt.
Kurt: And if he's not actually going to spend every night in his own bed, I'd rather you two just share your room and save us all the trouble of hanging another curtain.
Rachel: Okay! Well, he's gone back to Manhattan for tonight, but let me call him and I'll see if he can bring some of his things tomorrow...
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ZanaZoola: So how was that?
Most people: Um...
Barry: Good to see into the lives of the others.
Kara: Funny to see all the different reactions to different things and to see myself on screen again.
ZanaZoola: Refreshments are where they where before, feel free to help yourself.
Translations in order;
(Translation: Villians keep their cool.)
(Translation: Bad pun, not certain Cold would have liked it, want to try me? Superhero?)
(Translation: Yes, but what's the fun in that?)