Maya and Ichika teleported out of the port and to Squall's Dorm area.
(Squall)
Squall: So you brought back a boy Maya? Don't let Autumn see you like that, or you know what will happen.
Maya dismounted Ichika and glared at Squall.
Maya: She knows how Alas Mirum works.
Squall: Autumn jealousy eats logic.
Maya: Touche. But what about Madoka? Won't she be angry about Ichika's relation to you know who? You can't even say the woman's name or formality in this house without Madoka going nuclear!
Squall: When she hears about how he was treated, her tune will change.
Ichika: Stop ignoring me!
Maya: Shhhhhh. Let the adults talk. Why don't you go reunite with Autumn?
Ichika: Fine.
He then left into a hallway.
Ichika: Now I wonder where Autumn is.
The lights went out.
Ichika: What th-
The lights came back on. With Autumn hanging out of an air vent by the top of her feet, her face two inches from Ichika. With an intimidating smile.
Autumn: Hello my sweet Ichika. Glad to see you no longer holding that sister of your's hand. I'll take VERY good care of you.
Ichika: I love you too. Our normal knockout procedure I presume?
Autumn: You know me too well cutie!
Ichika: Let me refresh our session procedure. You kiss all over me and get drunk on my scent. We make out for ten minutes, then you ravage me until I can't stand. That about right?
Autumn: Of course, though I wish for a step for you to suck my nipples. I've grown a lot over the years.
Ichika: Okay, you know what to do.
Autumn: Of course.
She then put a cloth to his mouth, he inhaled and fell unconscious. Autumn then pulled him up the vent.
(Bedroom)
Ichika woke up nude on a bed with a also nude Autumn looking him over. He looked at her and smiled.
Ichika: Sizing up your prey huh?
Autumn: Of course. Now I'm gonna make you my bitch!
(One hour of Autumn ravaging Ichika later)
Ichika: Do you feel better now?
Autumn: Why yes! I feel so complete! You're practically my other half after all.
Ichika got up and walked over to her closet door.
Ichika: Let's see what you can wear in tomorrow's date.
Autumn sprung up.
Autumn: STOP!
Ichika opened the door to a surprise.
Ichika: I think you have enough guns. Is that an M1917 Browning!? They don't even make those anymore.
Autumn: I'm a gun collector my dear! Now step away from the guns. I won't have you near an instrument of death! You're too innocent.
She grabbed his arm and pulled him back to bed.
Ichika: I actually have killed before.
Autumn gasped it horror.
Autumn: WHEN!? WHY!? WHO!?
Ichika: I was actually almost kidnapped two weeks after the first kidnapping. I slit the man's throat, cut him up into pieces unrecognizable, overcooked them, and through them into the garbage. I told the neighbor a new recipe went wrong.
Autumn just stared.
Ichika: I'm just joking! I'm trying to get your sense of humor.
Autumn: That's not funny out of your mouth! Then just be yourself, minus practically kissing your sister's ass. I don't want you learning about the dark side of the world!
The two heard knocking at the door.
Squall: Dinner's ready!
Autumn: Come on Ichika!
Ichika: Holy shit!
Squall: Stop cussing!
Ichika: I'm going to the bathroom first.
He went to the bathroom.
He walked in but heard the door lock behind him, so he quickly turned around to see the wman who tried to kill him... twice.
Ichika almost immediately tensed up and began praying in his mind Autumn would come in the bathroom to get a sneak peak.
Madoka: Hey! Calm down! I mean no harm!
Ichika: Says the woman who tried to kill me twice!
Madoka: Please calm down! I'm not trying to kill you! I swear!
Ichika seemed to calm down but still glared at her. Madoka's normal "Orimura Stone" expression showed small signs of emotion, happiness, and... remorse?
Madoka: Thank you for giving me a chance. I'll explain why I acted the way I did. I used to love the first brunhilde as a older sister the same way you did. We were all kidnapped by traffickers as children and she ran away with you after you got hit real hard in the head, but left me. I was so lucky Squall bought me, but I was beyond angry she left me to die. I hated you, thinking she spoiled you. I admit I broke down when I heard the cruel truth about your life. Should you have not already escaped, I would have kidnapped you to get you away from the snake.
Ichika: Ironic the one who escaped the traffickers was the one enslaved.
Madoka: Yeah. So, if you need someone to get you away from your half baked girlfriend, I'll help.
Ichika: Okay.
Madoka: I know this is a lot to ask, but can I-
She stopped herself.
Ichika: What?
Madoka: Can I be your big sister!?
Ichika: I'll... think about it.
Madoka: Thanks for considering it. Your escape was totally badass, but you need serious work on your IS skills.
Ichika: You think learning is easy when you fear for your life?
Madoka: No, but I decided to train you.
Ichika: IS Squall okay wi-
Squall entered the bathroom.
Squall: Yes, I do approve. Ichika, just call me mom. I'm adopting you.
CUT!