Aizawa- Iamfine
Present Mic- DJ
Hitoshi- Iamson/Tolerable
Monoma- IamsonsboyfTY/Gay&blond
Nezu- Skinner
All Might- Muri's bich
Ms. Joke- Funni
Midnight- BDSMmmm pls girl
13- Im only 13
Snipe- BANG BANG
Recovery Girl- Granny
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Bloody Mary
Tensei Iida- Zoom zoom nyoom
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Naomasa- Nancy Drew
Mt. Lady- Antman
Kamui Woods-Woody
Cementoss- Rocky Hulk
Ectoplasm- Lied2
Endeavor- Big tit
Hawks- Hawkeye
Best Jeanist- Pants dance
Fatgum- EatMe
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Iamfine: So like
Iamfine: Have you guys ever realized how fucked up some candies are?
Iamfine: Hitoshi was eating candy from a tiny plastic toilet like wtf
BDSMmmm pls girl: Guys its okay
BDSMmmm pls girl: Zashi and Sho came home with like a bunch of cuts and shit from a villain with a razor quirk
BDSMmmm pls girl: I gave them some pain killers so I could treat their worst cuts
BDSMmmm pls girl: And Shota gets easily high
BDSMmmm pls girl: He's currently staring into the fridge except he's like not even hungry
Hawkeye: This is entertaining
Hawkeye: I was supposed to leave 10 mins ago but now I just don't want to
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BANG BANG: Guys Togata is here in the office asking if he could start a job here I can't say no he was my favorite student next to Amajiki
Iamson: What am I sir? Chopped liver?
BANG BANG: Yes
BANG BANG: I hate you
Iamson: Oh...
BANG BANG: I'm just kidding kid your tolerable
Iamson: Yay!
Iamson changed name to Tolerable
Tolerable: Sweet
DJ: Aw son you know your more than tolerable to us
DJ: Your decent
Tolerable: Thanks pops I feel loved
Iamfine: Feel even more loved because your grounded for being my favorite son
Tolerable: Oh
BANG BANG: Do you guys just insult each other wtf is your family dynamic?
BANG BANG: Anyway tho where is Nezu?
DJ added Skinner to chat
Skinner: Did you know animals cannot consume human issued medications?
DJ: Goddammit Nezu...
BANG BANG: 1) I thought we took your human medicine away, but either way please don't take anymore you are an animal sir 2) Togata wants a job and since I was appointed temporary principal can I hire him?
Iamfine: NO ONE APPOINTED YOU TEMPORARY PRINCIPLE SNIPE YOU GAVE YOURSELF THAT TITLE
Muri's bich: In reality Granny is in charge
Muri's bich: Kaminari made her a dictator's hat earlier after the announcement
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BDSMmmm pls girl: Holy shit guys imma bout to expose a certain bird fuck @DJ
BDSMmmm pls girl: Sent 1 video
DJ: WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT
Iamfine: When was this??
Zoom Zoom Nyoom: This was like 2nd year middle school right? When Zashi was hellbent on learning gymnastics afterschool?
Iamfine: Honey wtf those are bad summersaults
Iamfine: Come to the personal gym and I'll show you what gymnastics fucking are
Lied2: ;))
BDSMmmm pls girl: Oh no no its nothing like that like srsly
BDSMmmm pls girl: Apparently he took gymnastics lessons when he was younger?
Iamfine: I'm proud to say I took both gymnastics and ballet lessons when I was 12, thank you
Lied2: I can hear the sassy hair flip at the end
Iamfine: They both helped me get as agile as I am today
DJ: And flexible ;)
Lied2: GROSS
Iamfine: Okay he didn't need to know that
BDSMmmm pls girl: But Sho you really are flexible. Remember when I walked in on you guys like back when we were all roomies, like early 20s?? Shota man.... Hoooollly shit
Iamfine: THAT IS ENOUGH NEMURI
DJ: but its true~
Iamfine: Yamada
DJ: Oh shit that's my last name
Iamfine: Your on the couch tonight Yamada
DJ: Oh shit....
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DJ: Guys the couch is like super uncomfortable
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Nancy Drew: So my partner poked our newest victim on the cheek and was like "is you dead?" I'm actually crying wtf
Muri's bich: Why are you crying? That's nothing to really cry about
Nancy Drew: She just like walked up to them, grabbed a glove and just poked them
Nancy Drew: I love my new partner she's so dumb
Nancy Drew: She's only been on the job for like 3 months and its awesome how both fun she is and efficient
Big tit: Olay os waht fukc
Muri's bich: Oh god he's drunk again
Big tit: I'm sory
Muri's bich: Holy shit what
Nancy Drew: Excuse me but did a civilian steal your phone?
Big tit: In sorry fUyumii
Muri's bich: No Todoroki this is the chat not your daughter
Big tit: I waanted toooo be go dax but im a jusst a pice kf shit ok
Muri's bich: Todoroki please
Nancy Drew: Shh let him continue I have his daughter on video now from Hawks' phone
Muri's bich: But is this a good idea?
Big tit: I dnt nkow how dadds work myine was a piece of shit two he was bad man
Big tit: I didt have referrence fuor how fahers work i trried kaoy
Big tit: I take it alllll back if I culd and I redew ir to
Nancy Drew: She says she knows he's trying to change
Big tit: He did bag tings and hut me i ddnr wantt to hurt youu or yur bothera
Nancy Drew: If I track his phone can you call Eraser and have him get him and take him home? He's apparently not his house and he already finished his own patrol like hours ago. We don't need a drunk Endeavor on the streets tbh
Muri's bich: Yep
Big tit: Iii jut waned be goid heri with good childteb who be good herokes tooo i wamted a bug fAmnily ny ded sucxs
Nancy Drew: Sent his location
Muri's bich: Got it
Big tit: Aand ik sorry fuuyu amd natu anb shoyo and whetever mh touyo was sent I hpe he good blace ots mh faukt he ran awy anf pprbyly deeadgk h mias tuoywa
Iamfine: He's closest to the house so I'll bring him there and we can sober him up a bit. Can't take him home completely drunk unfortunately. Guess we'll drop him off on the way to work tomorrow.
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Tolerable: Holy shit @IamsonsboyTY we missed drunk endeavor
IamsonsboyfTY changed name to Gay&blond
Gay&blond: Oh shi what
Tolerable: WE MISSED LIVE DRUNK ENDEAVOR TEXTS FUCK
Gay&blond: DAMMIT
Iamfine: No no no we are NOT going to spread those texts around @Skinner you know how to delete Todoroki's above texts?
Skinner: Yes I will do it now
Iamfine: If you took screen shots DELETE them now
Nancy Drew: That's right we cant have the public seeing these. Endeavor is (unfortunately)supposed to be seen as the new protector of the city in a way. Delete them.
Gay&blond: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Tolerable: I didn't screen shot but I DID face time Tododokidoki a few mins ago to show him his dad passed out in the guest room lmao
Iamfine: WE GO OUTSIDE FOR 5 MINS AND YOU ALREADY DO SOMETHING DUMB??
Tolerable: Uuuh well duh!!
Gay&blond: That's it Toshi own up to it <3
Tolerable: YES
DJ: You're grounded come hand me your phone
Tolerable: Fuck
DJ: @Bloody Mary Monoma is grounded take his phone
Gay&blond: Oh come on!
Tolerable: WE'RE A PACKAGED DEAL MO DEAL WITH IT I love you tho