Keith had ended up back in Pidges room, he found himself with her more often nowadays and he hated to say he absolutely loved it. Pidge was a pure child that was only one or two years younger, but had knowledge beyond her years. Pidge and Keith usually talked about their family's, memes, the fun stuff, but tonight Pidge was clearly trying to bring up the 'Pants' incident early in the day.
"But he was TOTALLY checking you out dude!" Pidge giggled, she smirked at Keith the got up and ran to her closet before chucking Keith a dark blue box " Here, you might need 'em" Keith blushed madly, it was a box of condoms. "Pidge, we have a one sided rivalry, I have a mullet and he has a thing for Allura and weird space aliens" He began listing reasons why he and Lance would not be compatible parents and ended with the fact that Lance is mainly sex driven, the amount of times he's hit on aliens in their missions couldn't be counted, so their was no point in Keith taking an interest in Lance. Pidge glared at him "Okay firstly, You mullet is edgy and hot and thats coming from an asexual, so your clearly doing something right there" Keith's ran his fingers through his mullet and gave a soft smirk "And also you sound like you've played this dating scenario through your head already" Keith hesitated before remembering that Pidge said this was a safe space, "Yeah, I have." Pidge looked confused so Keith elaborated " I've never dated before, but I know for a fact I'm into guys" Keith inhaled deeply "But when I do find someone, I want the best relationship I can possibly have you know?" Keith smiled and averted his gaze to the floor, there was a moment of silence between the two when suddenly Pidge asked a question Keith never though he would hear from a small,pale fifteen year old "So your a
virgin?" Keith shriek could be heard from the other side of the universe.
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