Harry Potter conversations

By TheHalfBloodPrincess

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A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter More

Computer
Spider!
Potions class
Beard contest
Draco likes Twilight O_O
Voldie needs a backup singer
Harry turns goth
We shuffle!
Cedric is stealing Harry's fan girls :O
Voldemorts new death eater
V-Dawg breaks a nail! (Part 1)
V-dawg breaks a nail! (Part 2)
Snape gets a phone
Draco's task
*~:Contest:~*
Remus tries to pull off the Potter look
Voldemort is stealing Harry's fan girls, oh dear...
Quidditch
The goblet of fire
Voldemort joins the good side! :O
Harry Potter game show (Part 1)
Harry Potter game show (Part 2)
*~:Contest results:~*
Harry Potter game show (Part 3)
April fools!
Yeah Sherlock!
Dracykins's birthday
Potter gets Pottermore
Snape's little catwalk :D
Are you SIRIUS?! (And a little question from Lucy :D)
Some little scenes a recreated
Cedric gets facebook
Sparkles they burn...
Horcruxes nom. nom. nom.
Halloween special!
Snape and the curse of the chicken pie
Happy Thanksgiving!
Merry Christmas!
Voldie's little 'fishy' problem
Voldie and the death munchers cinema trip - The Woman in Black
Voldie and the death munchers cinema trip - Hunger Games
Harry needs more fan girls
Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 1)
Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 2)
Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 3)
Slenderman
Hi, I'm Harry Potter and this is JACKASS
The return of the computer
Valentines day
~Question Time~
Mean death eaters
Ron's are important
Evil Exams (Part 1)
Evil Exams (Part 2)
Romione
Harry Potter Studio Tour (Part 1)
Harry Potter Studio Tour (Part 2)
Harry Potter Studio Tour (Part 3)
Harry Potter Therapy
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Part 1)

Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 4)

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By TheHalfBloodPrincess

5...4...3...2...1...

Harry: GO! GO! GO! GET ALL THE WEAPONS! 

Marvel: Hey, I wonder what this thing does? *Picks up wand* 

Ginny: HEY! GIVE ME THAT! *Grabs wand* 

Harry: That's my wand! 

Marvel: I found it first! 

Cato: Don't argue, bro, I heard those wizards can turn nasty 

Clove: They really can! 

Marvel: I don't get it...

Cato: When they say...this curse...you're dead...

Marvel: Well what's incantation? 

Cato: *Whispers* Abra Kadabra! 

Harry: Oh for god sakes, silly muggles! AVADA KEDAVRA! 

Cato: *Dies* 

Marvel: Hey, thanks! This is going to make these games so much easier! 

Harry: You're welcome, muggle! 

Marvel: Woo-hoo! He called me a muggle! 

Clove: Ugh... *Facepalm* 

*Later on* 

Katniss: Damn it's us vs. wizard and witch 

Peeta: We don't stand a chance 

Harry: Aw, Peeta! Of course you do! 

Ginny: No he doesn't

Harry: You're right...ah well, I SAY WE ALL COMMIT SUICIDE!

Katniss: Good thinking! *Grabs nightlock and eats it* 

Peeta: Nightlock's good...

*Cannon goes off* 

Harry: Suckers! AND WE'RE NOT EVEN A REAL DISTRICT WE GET TO GO BACK TO HOGWARTS NOW! WOO! 

Ron: Harry...there is no Hogwarts...

Harry: 

Ginny: Lets get this over with quickly — AVADA KEDAVRA! 

Harry: NO! NO! I'M SORRY! 

*****

Harry: No! Please! No! 

Ginny: Harry, wake up! There's someone here who wants to speak to you! 

Harry: OK...OK...it was just a dream! *Walks downstairs* 

Snow: *Spins around in a chair* Hello, Harry, I've been expecting you 

Harry: NOT THIS TIME SANTA! YOU DIDN'T GET ME UNICORNS! 

THE END  

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