Gate Guardian - Song of the F...

By ArchlordZero

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Since the beginning of time, the world has been the slaughtering ground of the Eidolons; mysterious beings fr... More

ENTRANCE
PHASE 1 - THE SHRINE MAIDEN WHO BROKE MY NOSE
PHASE 2 - HOW TO WIN A FRIEND
PHASE 2 EXTRA (A) - A DREAM CAME TRUE
PHASE 2 EXTRA (B) - THAT WEIRD KID THAT CALLS YOU A WEIRDO
PHASE 2 EXTRA © - THESE DAYS FEEL LIKE A CHORE TO ME
PHASE 3 - NERD SQUAD, ASSEMBLE
PHASE 4 - RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, I HATE THE BLONDE LOLI
PHASE 5 - REMEMBER, TIARA IS STILL ON A DIET
PHASE 6 - I DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG!
PHASE 7 - HOW TO GATE GUARDIAN... STEP 1: HUG
PHASE 8 - I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
PHASE 9 - I HATE THIS DAY FOR BEING TOO CLICHE
PHASE 10 - THE IDIOT CALLED ME AN IDIOT!
EXTRA PHASE - KOZUKATA SHRINE TRAINING
ALARIC'S LOG: THE SUNKEN SHIP
PHASE 11 - SHRINE MAIDENS AND GIGGLES
PHASE 12 - I WANT TO ORDER AN AERO TWIRL!!!
PHASE 13 - BACON, EGGS AND PATTIES
PHASE 14 - IT WAS A NOT-SO-HORRIBLE SIGHT
PHASE 15 - HEAD PATS AND HEAD SMASH
PHASE 16 - HARD-HEADED BLONDE
PHASE 17 - BY HER SIDE
PHASE 18 - TIARA'S SWEET VOICE GAVE ME DIABETES
PHASE 19 - THE OUTSIDER IS OUT!
PHASE 20 - THE PUTRID SIBLINGS
PHASE 21 - NOT MY BACON BURGER!
PHASE 22 - KEEPING A SECRET FROM YOUR FRIEND WILL GET YOU KILLED
PHASE 23 - MENTHOL BREATH CAN CURE BROKEN HEARTS
PHASE 24 - I HATE GIRLS NIGHTS ESPECIALLY THAT I'M THE ONLY BOY
PHASE 25 - THE TWO LETTERS WHICH CAME FROM HELL
PHASE 26 - ROASTED MONKEYS ON TABLE 5
TIARA'S LOG: CAGED BIRD FROM THE BURNING STAKE
PHASE 27 - THE LOVE STORY ACCORDING TO KRISTOFF
PHASE 28 - UNINVITED VISITOR KEEPS BARGING IN!
PHASE 29 - IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEACH EPISODES WITH FANSERVICE, SKIP THIS
PHASE 30 - I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
PHASE 31 - I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP ANYMORE
PHASE 32 - THIS COULD BE LOVE AGAIN
PHASE 33 - I FEEL AT HOME WITH MY HOMIES
PHASE 34 - TAKE MY HAND AND I'LL HELP YOU DEFEAT THE DARK SIDE
PHASE 35 - WRATH OF THE FAKE GOD
PHASE 36 - THE WARMTH OF A BRO-HUG
PHASE 37 - SO I'M THE ENEMY NOW?
PHASE 38 - FILLING THE MISSING PIECES
PHASE 39 - SCHRODINGER'S DOG CAN LEARN A LOT OF TRICKS
PHASE 40 - NOW HIRING: THE OUTSIDER NEEDS SOMEBODY TO SING
PHASE 41 - BABY BROTHER MARK 2
PHASE 42 - A BEDTIME STORY ABOUT THE SWORD PRINCESS AND HER BABY BROTHER
PHASE 43 - EEEEEEEYE OF THE TIGER!
PHASE 44 - A BATTLE BETWEEN SIBLINGS!
PHASE 45 - THAT DARN PUP STOLE MY KILL
PHASE 46 - RISE OF THE OLYMPIAN
PHASE 47 - TIARA TURNS TO BEASTMODE! DON'T PISS HER OFF!
PHASE 48 - CRIMSON BLOOD HAND
PHASE 49 - WHAT MAKES A STRONG HERO
PHASE 50 - DEATH FLAGS CHANGES PEOPLE
PHASE 50 EXTRA - FIVE NIGHTS OF DINING IN HELL
PHASE 51 - HOW TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FRIEND PROPERLY
PHASE 52 - AN AWESOME TRANSFORMATION!
PHASE 53 - MY PEDO FRIEND IS ON FIRE
PHASE 54 - SPARTANS AND THE BATTLE IN THE HOT GATES
PHASE 55 - I LOVE CRAMPED LOCKERS
PHASE 56 - THE WHISTLEBLOWER
PHASE 57 - GOLDEN FAKE GOD
PHASE 58 - INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR; ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED CTHULHU
PHASE 59 - HATERS GONNA HATE
PHASE 60 - I'M SORRY, I LIVED
PHASE 61 - MY HIDDEN TALENT TO PICK UP GIRLS
PHASE 62 - I HOPE THIS SCHOOL PLAY WILL NOT GET US SUED
PHASE 63 - WE SCREW THINGS UP FOR THE BETTER
PHASE 64 - I KISSED THE GIRLS AND THEY LIKED IT
PHASE 65 - SWORD OF THE MOON, DON'T STEAL RIKKUN
PHASE 66 - I AM THE "LUCKY GUY"
PHASE 67 - A FURRY DATE
PHASE 68 - DID I FORGET SOME KIND OF PROMISE?
PHASE 69 - SHE JUST GAVE OUT MY DEAREST SECRET
PHASE 70 - CHICKEN TINOLA MAKES PEOPLE BRAVE
PHASE 71 - TAKE ME HOME, TO THE WARMTH OF YOUR HANDS
PHASE 72 - BURN THE WITCH!
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - THE VESSEL OF THE CURSE
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - TOUJOURS ET A JAMAIS
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - IF HE'S HAPPY, I'M HAPPY
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - HAPPILY EVER AFTER
PHASE 73 - TO KILL THE UNKILLABLE
PHASE 74 - THE CELESTIAL MAIDEN'S KISS
PHASE 75 - THE BEST SWORD IS THE SWORD THAT DOESN'T EXIST
PHASE 76 - WHO'S THE NAUGHTY GIRL?
PHASE 77 - LOVE TRIANGLE TROUBLES
PHASE 78 - THIS BIBLE STUDY IS QUITE INTERESTING
PHASE 79 - OPEN SESAME TO THE UNDERGROUND LABORATORY
PHASE 80 - NEVERMIND FIGHTING. LET'S KISS INSTEAD
PHASE 81 - OUR BABY DOLL DIGIVOLVED TO FULLMETAL GIRL
PHASE 82 - THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SAW INVISIBLE BEAMS
PHASE 83 - IT'S PAYDAY! PAYDAY! GONNA GET MUCH FOR PAYDAY!
PHASE 84 - YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
PHASE 85 - GLUTEN-FREE LOVE STORY
PHASE 86 - BED SCENE ONGOING, KEEP OUT
PHASE 87 - WHO'S NAME WAS IT?
PHASE 88 - NOW WE HAVE AN OVER BLOATED CAST
PHASE 89 - THE GOSSIP SANTAS
PHASE 90 - WE'RE CATCHING A GODDESS! ATTACK PATTERN OMEGA!
PHASE 91 - CONFRONTING THE BIG BAD WOLF ROUND 3
PHASE 92 - MY LUCKY BOXERS!
PHASE 93 - AETERNOS ASCENSION
PHASE 94 - I LOVE YOU, RIKKUN
PHASE 95 - FLAMES OF A CANDLE
PHASE 96 - SONG OF THE GODDESS
PHASE 97 - ALL HAIL THE GOD OF KINGS
PHASE 98 - A PARTING KISS
PHASE 99 - THE OVERDUE CONFESSION LETTER
PHASE 100 - FINAL WISH
LAST PRESAGE
SECOND ENTRANCE
PHASE 1 - THE RED STRING OF FATE
PHASE 2 - HE USED TO BE LOVE DRUNK
PHASE 3 - DON'T CRY, MY FRIENDZONE KING. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
PHASE 4 - MY ONE-DAY DELAYED ANSWER TO HIS CONFESSION
PHASE 5 - SASUGA, ASUMI-NEE SAMA!!!
PHASE 6 - WE WASTED A WHOLE CHAPTER FOOLING AROUND
PHASE 7 - MY NEW RIVAL IS A BOY
PHASE 8 - BANG BANG BANG!!!
PHASE 9 - WE WENT TO CHURCH AND SAID "I DO...ACCEPT THE QUEST"
PHASE 10 - I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU CAN SEE
PHASE 11 - THIS MEAL IS SO YUMMY THAT I WANT TO EAT YOU TOO
PHASE 12 - A CONFESSION A DAY BREAKS RIKKUN'S NOSE ALL THE WAY
PHASE 12 EXTRA - THE FRIENDZONE CLUB PROMOTION
PHASE 13 - THE FIRST ONE TO DIE
PHASE 14 - HE IS A LEWD GODDESS!
PHASE 15 - A CONTRACT TO WIN HIS EX BACK
PHASE 17 - LOVE STORY WITHOUT PROGRESS
PHASE 18 - OUR SECRET PLACE
PHASE 19 - KISSES CAN NEVER BE THIS SWEET
PHASE 20 - THE BEST LUCKY CHARM IN THE WORLD
PHASE 21 - CAN I TAKE A BREAK!?
PHASE 22 - FRIENDLY FIRES FOR LOVE
PHASE 23 - THEY HATE THEIR NOSTALGIC BOYBAND REUNION
PHASE 24 - MUDAMUDAMUDA VS. WUTATATATATA!!!
PHASE 25 - I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED TEMPLE RUN
PHASE 26 - NOW I CAN'T GET THAT QUADRUPLE STACK BURGER
PHASE 27 - CORNERING THE BIG BAD WOLF
PHASE 28 - VOID WOLF CAPTURED! FINALLY!
PHASE 29 - TO REACH OUT FOR YOUR LOVE
PHASE 30 - AN OLD FRIEND'S RETURN
PHASE 31 - THE GORY SWORD PRINCESS
PHASE 32 - IT WAS NEVER A STALEMATE
PHASE 33 - A FATHERLY DATE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
PHASE 34 - I HATE THOSE INSENSITIVE FOURTH-WALL-BREAKING JOKES
EXTRA PHASE - IDOL CLUB, KIDNAPPED!
PHASE 35 - VALENTINE'S DAY IS THE NEW SUICIDE DAY
PHASE 36 - THIS REJECTION WENT WAY WRONG!
PHASE 37 - TIARA THE VALENTINE'S RIDDLE GENIUS! SERIOUSLY!
PHASE 38 - RIKKUN LOVES MY POOPIE CHOCOLATE!
PHASE 39 - OUR VALENTINES IMMEDIATELY TURNED TO HORROR
PHASE 40 - IT'S TIME TO DUEL THE GODDESS OF DEATH!
PHASE 41 - DODGEBALL STRIP FIGHT
PHASE 42 - HOW TO REJECT THE GODDESS PROPERLY
PHASE 43 - I'M SORRY, BABY BROTHER MARK II
PHASE 44 - A SWORD THAT IS MEANT TO PROTECT
PHASE 45 - FIRST STEP AS A DEMIGODDESS
PHASE 46 - GOD CORE THIEF
PHASE 47 - THE ULTIMATE FORBIDDEN LEWD TECHNIQUE
PHASE 48 - LET'S PLAY THE CONFESSION GAME
PHASE 49 - YOU CAN NEVER BE THIS ANGRY ON A DATE
PHASE 50 - I HAVE TO STRIP FIRST BEFORE TRANSFORMING INTO A MAGICAL GIRL
PHASE 51 - SEDUCTION PLAN SUCCESS!
PHASE 52 - I JUST FOUND THE FASTEST AMBULANCE IN THE WORLD
PHASE 53 - MAGICAL IDOL TIARA-CHAN, TRANSFORM!
PHASE 54 - THE GRAND CONFESSION SERENADE
PHASE 55 - PREPARE YOUR INSULIN SHOTS, YOU'RE GETTING A DIABETES
PHASE 56 - WISH UPON A FIREWORKS
PHASE 57 - WHEN YOUR TWIN BROTHER HATES YOUR BOYFRIEND
PHASE 58 - SWORD OF THE COSMIC GODS
PHASE 59 - THIS HUG IS NOT GAY!
PHASE 60 - I DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP!
PHASE 61 - STEPPING ON THAT SCALE FEELS LIKE A LANDMINE
PHASE 62 - DIE A VILLAIN OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A BEST FRIEND
PHASE 63 - RISE OF THE LUNAR WARRIOR GODDESS
PHASE 64 - MOONLIGHT CHEATING
PHASE 65 - A WAY TO DEFEAT THE IMPOSSIBLE
PHASE 66 - TRAINING MONTAGE FOR GODDESSES AND IDIOTS
PHASE 67 - THE "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" BOMB
PHASE 68 - EYEGLASSES MAKE ME LOOK CUTER!
PHASE 69 - MY ADORABLE CROSSDRESSER
PHASE 70 - THE MOST LIFE-THREATENING CONFESSION EVER
PHASE 71 - THIS IS DRAMA, PLEASE READ THE MOOD
PHASE 72 - HE'S GORGEOUS IN HIS OWN WAY
PHASE 73 - LORD VENUS, AROUSE- I MEAN, ARISE!
PHASE 74 - THE BOLD DECLARATION OF WAR
PHASE 75 - SO WE REALLY DON'T NEED THAT COUNTDOWN!
PHASE 76 - EVERYBODY HATES THAT OUTDATED SONG
PHASE 77 - FOUR GODDESSES, BLASTING OFF!
PHASE 78 - BACK TO BEING THE GOD OF HANDSOMENESS
PHASE 79 - THAT TRAITOROUS IDIOT!
PHASE 80 - I'M NOT A BABY ANYMORE!
PHASE 81 - THE HOBO IS THE ANTI-GOD FIGHTING MACHINE
PHASE 82 - A SIBLING'S SACRIFICE
PHASE 83 - THE MYSTERY OF THE ICE CREAM BOX
PHASE 84 - THE LUCKY TYPHOON

PHASE 16 - NOTHING CAN STOP RIKKUN FROM BEING A JERK

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PHASE 16 - NOTHING CAN STOP RIKKUN FROM BEING A JERK

So the next day, we ventured to Mirose Grande and visited Naomi's house.

And everything was not expected.

Kristoff's ex's house is a fortress. A real mechanical fortress. It's like a secret facility of some sort with high tension wire metal gates, and CCTV cameras equipped with gatling turrets as if they have been preparing for the incoming doomsday of zombie apocalypse!

Kristoff said that Naomi's parents work with the military as computer and robot scientists. That explains why there's a lot of mechanical prototypes in her house that has never made out in the public. Kristoff also said that he was banned from entering the house and that the robots and the security systems are programmed to shoot and kill him on sight.

Now I suddenly regret my decision on coming here!

We just stayed fifty meters away from the gate, hiding behind a bush, away from the sensor of the deadly cameras.

"So... Why am I needed here?" Rikkun scratched his head.

"I need you to talk to Naomi. I'm sure you'll be granted permission to go inside. Here, take this bouquet of flowers and cake." Kristoff lent out all those delicacies to Rikkun's hands.

"Huh?" Rikkun had this doubtful look.

"You can do it, Rikkun! I'll come with you!"

Rikkun just made a troubled sigh.

The two of us finally revealed ourselves from the cameras. There was some beep beep sound as they looked at us with their sensors. Then, the CCTV started to scan our faces with some laser lines! This is scary!

"Good morning Naomi. I'm Alaric from junior high, remember?"

A microphoned voice emerged with the tone of a lady. "Oh, it's you, Alaric! It's been years! Come in!"

Frrrrrm! It was a loud mechanical roar of the gears as the impenetrable walls moved, opening a gateway towards their two-story house.

The moment the steel gates opened, I made a hand sign to the hiding Kristoff. It says "Go!"

"<Magnum Boost>!!!" Kristoff shouted as his body was covered with lightning streaks. He bolted forward, completely passing the CCTV cameras, and hid in the garbage dump.

"What was that?" Naomi, through the microphone, said. "What was that lightning streak?"

"...What? I didn't see anything. Maybe that's just a glitch on your camera." Rikkun answered.

<>

Naomi finally revealed herself when she led us to their living room. She's cute and slightly tanned, with an average girl's height. She's wearing a white sleeping gown which makes me think that we visited way too early. This girl is beautiful and sexy. No wonder Kristoff fell for her.

Judging from the high-tech transforming furniture, Naomi sure is wealthy. Her sofa just turned into a table in just a snap of her fingers. The living room might be big, but it's well-maintained thanks to the robot cleaners that have been vacuuming all around us.

"This is Tiara, a close acquaintance of mine." Rikkun introduced me.

"Oh hi there~" Naomi made an innocent smile. "Are you Alaric's girlfriend?"

"I-I-I'm not!" I abruptly denied in an instinct. Then I bowed to the beautiful young mother. "N-Nice to meet you!"

After the introduction, Naomi gave us a free taste of her experimental recipe.

"Here. I'm just experimenting a cheese salad. Try it." Naomi put a plate for the two of us. Food! Yay!

I was about to taste it when suddenly, I felt my long hair being pulled from behind. When I turned, I saw a really cute baby on jumpers, trying to climb my hair like Tarzan.

This must be Kristoff's daughter.

"Oh, Riza!" Naomi shrieked. "Don't pull big sister's hair like that!"

"No, it's okay." I shook my head with a smile. Then I carried the baby to my lap and we had an eye to eye contact. "How are you, cutie pie~"

"Bobo-bobo!" The baby laughed. Seeing her happy makes me blush and smile too!

"I see that Miss Tiara is fond of babies." Naomi smiled.

"Yeah! They're so cute~" I gently caressed the baby.

But Rikkun is here to ruin the moment. "Bobo in Filipino means idiot. Seems like she already knew Tiara."

I just returned a killing glare at Rikkun. At that moment, he stopped teasing me.

The baby jumped out of my lap and then walked like a penguin to reach her mother.

Meanwhile, Rikkun proceeded to have a taste of the cheese salad... and he made a harsh food criticism.

"This salad sucks, Naomi. Don't make food ever again."

"Ahaha... I thought so too." Naomi forced a laugh. "I'll just prepare you some tea."

"No, don't trouble yourself. We have a cake here." Rikkun said as he presented the box of the black forest cake together with the flower bouquet.

"Wha-What's this? What's the occasion? You guys are getting married?"

"M-M-Married!? W-We're not!" I denied outrightly.

"No... You are." Rikkun immediately blurted! "Kristoff said that he wants to marry you."

There was a looooong awkward silence.

"Ahahahaha!" Naomi laughed hard. "Hahaha! Impossible! That womanizer will never marry me! I'm sure he'll just find another girl to fling... You're such a good joker, Alaric!"

"Yeah, right!" Rikkun immediately threw the cake and the bouquet of flowers down to the floor. The icing of the cake splattered on the carpet! What a waste of food! What is Rikkun thinking!?

"You surprised me there!" Naomi laughed. "There's no way that you will act friendly of him because he stole Jeannette's heart from you! He cheated me and decided to go with that blonde bitch!"

"That's right! That guy deserves to die! Actually, he wants to make up with you. Screw that! Whatever happens, don't let him see his daughter!"

Rikkun just busted our plans!

"ALARIC!!!"

That was a grown filled with anger.

Kristoff finally revealed himself. And he's not very presentable. He has this strand of noodle on his hair, and various wastes and plastic cups sticking to his shirt. Matching his menacing form is a set of eyes glowing with wrath. From the look of it, you would mistake him as a hobo that got infected by rabies.

"You jerk!!! I knew you're going to screw this up!!!" Kristoff shouted, pointing his index finger at Rikkun.

"...Kristoff!?" Naomi muttered. Her eyes widened when she saw her ex-lover inside his house.

"H-Hi, Naomi..." Kristoff blushed as he waved his hand and scratched his head with another. Then he shifted his gaze to the rude king.

"Darn you, Alaric!" Kristoff buffed himself with the electricity of <Magnum Boost>, and then charged to Rikkun!

"Come here, fuckboy!" Rikkun proclaimed with a grin as he pulled his watch and materialized his katana.

I think they're just about to ruin the house with their duel, so I stepped in.

"Y-You shameless idiots... Don't fight inside the house!" I screamed.

I grabbed both of them in the collar and tossed them to the windows, out of Naomi's residence.

"U-Uwaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" The two cried as they flew like a rocket.

"Phew." I wiped my sweat.

Wait, did the two just displayed their Gate Guardian powers in front of Naomi?

Suddenly, I heard chuckles. It was from the young mother, Naomi.

Even the baby is jumping happily seeing her father flying to the skies. "Wee! Wee!" She exclaimed.

"Ahaha... I apologize in Rikkun and Kristoff's behalf..." I bowed.

Naomi happily replied. "No, it's nothing. That's what guys normally do, right?"

Um... No, it's not...

I just realized that Naomi's eyes have a golden sigil when she stared at mine. She's a Gate Guardian like us. For some reason, it makes me feel that my job will be a lot easier.

"So about that marriage... Is it true?" Naomi glared at me and sent a chill down in my spine.

I inhaled a lot of air and then answered the whole truth.

"...Yes... Mister Kristoff wants to marry you."

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