Me: Welcome back mother fuckers... I meant potatoes. Fuck why do I keep doing that. Well anyways welcome back beautiful potatoes.
Johnnie: I'm bored
Me: you're boring
Johnnie: you are too
Me: what if I allowed Bryran to join us
Johnnie: HIS NAME IS NOT BYRAN
Me: fine I'll bring the chile giraffe hybrid to join us
Johnnie: that's better now where is he I need to punch someone
Me: why don't you punch me
Johnnie: you're a girl I can't hit girls.
Me: well no rules in my story is there
Johnnie: I guess not... *punches my arm weakly*
Me: wimp *punches him with all my strength*
Johnnie: ow that hurt, now you know why I don't punch you now where is Bryan
Me: who's Bryan
Johnnie: the giraffe child hybrid
Me: you mean the punisher
Johnnie: *high pitched voice* WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL HIM WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
Me: well I kinda almost killed him on the way here
Johnnie: WHAT
Me: well I have never driven a car and we got in an accident
Johnnie: WHAT THE FUCK LIZZY IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Me: I'm just kidding he's right here *motions to bryan*
Bryan: the punisher has arrived
Me: johnnie show him your room, I would but last time I did jason was naked and that was awkward
Johnnie: and you've walked in on me naked too
Me: WHAT EVER I just hop I don't walk in on the giraffe child while he's naked. I would vomit
Johnnie: well let's go the punisher
Bryan and johnnie: *leaves*
Me: I'm all alone
Dottie: *pops head in* hi
Me: do you and Zoe wanna have a girls night in my room
Dottie: sure I'll go get Zoe
Me: and I'll get Fernando Cece Emily and Kayla
Dottie: okay *leaves*
Me: *walks into the room Kayla and Emily are in* hey wanna have a sleep over in my room?
Emily: who will be there?
Me: Zoe Dottie you Kayla me Fernando and Cece
Emily: well Cece is in my room
Me: CECE GET YOUR ASS IN THIS ROOM NOW
Cece: hi
Me: wanna have a sleep over in my room
Cece: sure
Me: okay you guys get your pjs on and I'll meet you in my room here's a key *hands a key* *runs to find fernando*
Fernando: I want invited?
Me: holy shit where did you come from
Fernando: doesn't matter, well why was I not invited
Me: I was just going to get you
Fernando: okay
Me: go get your pjs and shit for a sleepover
Fernando: okay
Me: *runs to my room* okay y'all can get out of my room I need to change
*over to Zoe's room*
Alfie: you're not going to that sleep over
Zoe: why not
Alfie: when ever Lizzy has a sleep over with anyone they end up playing pranks and I know you would play a prank on me
Zoe: well to fucking bad
Alfie: ZOE SWORE
Zoe: I'm going bye
Alfie: goodnight
*kayla and Emily's room*
Kayla: what should I wear
Emily: I'm just going to wear a tank top and shorts
Kayla: I don't care what your going to wear but what should I wear
Emily: what ever is comfortable it's not like they are gonna kill us I mean Lizzy has seen me naked
Kayla: I have too
Emily: a lot of people have seen me naked
Kayla: I know
*off to Fernando's room*
Fernando: YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL
*ceces room*
Cece: THORBEAR IS MY HORSY
*my room*
Me: if you hate gay people you should get your ass beat your a close minded faggot bitch kiss-
Zoe: LIZZY IM HERE
Me: *lets Zoe in* hey girl ready for the sleep over
Zoe: *looks around at my room* this looks boring
Me: don't worry I have to hide the fun stuff from the boys cause they found a way to pick the lock
Zoe: oh I see
Me: okay you can sit down on my-
Emily: LILLY OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR NOW
Me: *opens door* okay emeweewee is here and Kayla and Zoe
Emily: hi Zoe
Zoe: hi emeweewee
Emily: I hate you Lilly
Zoe: her name is Lizzy
Emily: I call her Lilly deal with it
Me: okay so the next chapter will have our fabulous sleep over in it but I'm to lazy to put it in this chapter. Well as always, vote comment and shit. Y'all have a wonderful day now... Boob squeez (hehehe)