[Snow White and the 9 Dwarfs]
You
Yo dwarfs
I summon you
Hyunjeans
Why do you keep calling us that ㅠㅠ
I'm taller than you!
Minhohoho
We all are
Seungmean
Except for Changbin ofc
Changbean
Yah
You
Because you're my babies
And Minho you still haven't
changed your name since Christmas
Minhohoho
Oh yeah
[Minhohoho changed their name to ImSexyIKnow]
Yongbox
What the-
Chanderella
Don't you dare finish that sentence Felix Lee!
Hyunjeans
Ooooh the full name came out
Seungmean
Someone's in trouble ^^
Peterhan
Minho is sexy though
Trust me, I know
You
Umm I'm not gonna ask...
Chanderella
Wait who changed my name??
Woogenie
Me
You're welcome
Changbean
Ha
I love it when Woojin does
something against Chan
Peterhan
Nah their fights never last long tho
Chan's too soft when it comes to Woojin
Chanderella
Hey we don't fight
It's more of a...
What's the word?
You
Lover's quarrel?
Chanderella
What? No!
Woogenie
I thought the name was cute :(
We're like a Disney couple!
I'm the Genie, you're Cinderella
You
Uhh the Genie's from Aladdin not Cinderella...
Yongbox
And the Genie's not even a love interest
Woogenie
Ugh whatever
I just wanted to remind Chan that he should be like a princess and get his beauty sleep
ImSexyIKnow
Pfft that's a bit of a stretch
Changbean
You can't convince him to sleep anyway
I gave up trying last year
Chanderella
I'm fine guys!! I don't need sleep!!
(◉‿◉)
You
Umm that emoticon's telling us otherwise
Yongbox
Omg
That's exactly what hyung looks like after his 10th cup of coffee!
wINterwonderland
I found my phone guys!
You
Yay it's Jeonginnie!
I love your username! It's so cute uwu
wINterwonderland
You mean owu?
Yongbox
No she means oo-wu-oo
You
No it's just oo-wu
Changbean
Is anyone else really confused?
Hyunjeans
I am too
... because I Am You
Seungmean
We've finished promoting now
Stop doing that
Hyunjeans
But I don't want to
Why are you always Opposite to me?
You're never on My Side!
Peterhan
Oof double whammy!
3-0 to Hyunjin
Yongbox
Hahahaha nice one Hyunjin
You
You '00 liners are so weird...
wINterwonderland
Ikr
And btw I really love the dwarf idea
You
Aww thank you!
wINterwonderland
Give me un momento
[wINterwonderland changed their name to Smiley]
[Smiley changed Chanderella's name to Sleepy]
[Smiley changed Hyunjeans' name to Weepy]
[Smiley changed Changbean's name to Grumpy]
[Smiley changed ImSexyIKnow's name to Sexy]
[Smiley changed Peterhan's name to Messy]
[Smiley changed Yongbox's name to Clumsy]
[Smiley changed Woogenie's name to Happy]
[Smily changed Seungmean's name to Greedy]
Greedy
Hey why am I greedy?!
Smiley
You're greedy for my love and attention
[Sleepy changed Greedy's name to Dandy]
Dandy
Ah that sounds much better
Thanks Chan hyung <3
You
Ok good job Jeongin
Now I've got my dwarf army
Can I finally talk about
why I summoned you all?
Sexy
Yeah go ahead
You
I'm throwing a New Year's Eve
party and you're all invited! 🎉
Smiley
Really??
Does that mean I can stay up past midnight?!
Sleepy
I'll allow it just this once
Smiley
YAY I CAN'T WAIT
You
Let me know if there's anything in
particular you want me to prepare
Food, drinks, games, music etc.
Happy
CHICKEN
You
Already at the top of my list :)
Grumpy
I'll help make a music playlist
And can I be the DJ?
You
Sure, as long as it's not just
you rapping the whole time
Grumpy
Awww but SpearB is always a hit at parties
Dandy
Says who?
Weepy
And at what parties?
Grumpy
My mother
... at my birthday party
Messy
Exactly
You
Anyways...
Are there any other requests?
Sexy
Pizzzaaaa
Sleepy
Flashy disco lights
Happy
More chicken
Weepy
Alcohol
Messy
^ ooh yes
Clumsy
^^ pleaseee
Dandy
^^^ I guess me too
Sleepy
WOAH WOAH WOAH
HOLD YOUR PONIES
You
Isn't it hold your horses?
Sleepy
=_=
Yes but I was trying to emphasise
how young they are...
You
Ohhh I see
Carry on
Weepy
But hyuuunng
We'll officially be adults at midnight!
Messy
Yeah it's totally legal
Clumsy
You can't stop us Chan
Dandy
I hate to admit it but they're right
Sleepy
Even you Seungminnie?
My little buddy who always
listens well and follows my orders?
Dandy
Sorry hyung
I guess I'm not your dandy boy anymore
I'm a dandy man now
Grumpy
Pfffft
Sexy
HAHAHA DANDY MAN
Messy
Ok you ruined it Seungmin
This is why we don't get treated like adults
Dandy
What did I do?
Why is everyone laughing at me?
(╥﹏╥)
Sleepy
Aw it's ok Seungmin
They don't mean it
Grumpy
Oh but we really do lmao
You
You guys are already a mess
I wonder what it's like when you're drunk
Happy
We'll never find out bc
they're not gonna get drunk
Sleepy
Geez you took your time
Finally some parental support
Clumsy
Aw what
This party's gonna be no fun
You
Wow Felix...
I didn't expect that pre-party diss from you
Weepy
Why aren't we allowed??
We don't even have a schedule the next day
Happy
We'll let you guys drink
Sleepy
NO WE WON'T
Forget it, I'll raise them on my own
Happy
Let me finish
We'll let you drink, but only in moderation
So you can try the alcohol, but not
enough to make you drunk
Deal?
Weepy
Yes hyung!
Messy
Deal! 👍🏼
Clumsy
Okay! Thanks Woojin <3
Dandy
We promise! Love you hyung!
Smiley
Thanks hyung :)
Happy
Not you Jeongin
Smiley
Yeah, didn't think I would get away with it
Oh well, it was worth a shot
A SHOT! Hahaha that was accidental
Get it? Because alcohol... and a shot glass
...
Hello?
Where did everyone go?
You
I'm still here
I don't know why tho...
Smiley
Wait can you hear that?
You
Jeongin I'm not in your dorm-
Oh
It sounds like...
Chan dying?
Smiley
Oops
Is that my fault?
I better go now
Bye Y/N
You
...
Well then
For when you all come
back and read the chat:
The party's at my house,
starts at 9pm on New Year's Eve
Be there or be square
Oops wrong fandom
Ah who cares... it's just me here anyway
This is just sad now isn't it?
Ok bye.
_
So I realised that I've only done one {texts} chapter before, but they're actually quite fun, so I'll try do some more! 😊
Did you guys like it? Was it too short or too long? It's hard to tell in text format! 😂
Anyways I want to wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎉 2019 is definitely going to be Stray Kids' year, I can just feel it lol 😅
Please vote + comment! ❤️👌🏼
- Lucy 💕