"oh my god. have you seen liam's new baby?!" you ran inside the house. harry got up from the couch. "what?" "liam's new baby?! have you seen him?!" "what no! he's finally born?! oh my god what's his name?!"
"if i tell you. you promise you're not gonna laugh?"
"baby, come on. it's a child. how can he be a joke? just tell me his name."
"bear payne."
"oh."