BTS When you catch them jerking off ∪ˍ∪
Namjoon
- You walked in on namjoon touching his pp
- You stood up there and stared at him because ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- After a few seconds, he finally noticed you
- "Oh.. y/n.. I uh.. i-"
- "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
- *expensive girl starts playing*
- "I'm sorry you had to witness that"
- "It's okay. I enjoyed it"
Jin
- You heard your worldwide handsome man make some weird nOiseS, so you entered his room
- Yea you kinda regret doing that but at the same time you don't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- The both of you just stared at each other
- "Hey.. hey y/n.."
- "..yes?"
- "Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"
- *windshield wiper laugh*
- "Jin you were literally jerking off a second ago"
Yoongi
- You open the door to yoongi's room
- You catch him doing the tHING ™
- He didn't hear you entering the room, because of his massive (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) headphones. The volume was probably all the way up
- "OI YOONGI!"
- He took his headphones off, looks at you, and then suddenly fell asleep
- "the fuk?"
J-Hope
- You hear weird sounds coming from hoseok's room
- Out of curiosity you enter his room
- "What are you watching"
- He quickly pulled his hand out of his pants
- "I was watching a death scene in a movie.."
- "mhm sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
- "i'm telling the truth!"
Jimin
- At first he didn't notice you entering the room
- "Ahh.. y/n.."
- "Jimin wtf are you doing"
- You stared at him in shock
- "What are you staring at? Come join me"
- I mean, it's jimin what did you expect?
Taehyung
- When you enter the room and catch him doing THAT, he stares deeply into your soul
- He slowly closes his laptop without breaking eye contact
- Then he suddenly THROWS HIS LAPTOP AGAINST THE WALL AND BOOK IT
- "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!"
- "TAEHYUNG WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?!"
Jungkook
- He turns into a statue and stares at you with his big sparkly bunny eyes
- "Were you-"
- "my dick was itching"
- You walk over to him to see what he was watching, but he quickly snatchers the computer away.
- "How was your day, y/n ^-^"
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