Me: we are back and Emily is pulling my hair
Emily: BITCH I GET TO ANNOUNCE WHO WON
Me: well Kayla won Rock Paper Scissors
Emily: *rips chunk of my hair out* BITCH I GET TO
Me: FINE YOU GET TO
Emily: *lets go of my hair*
Me: give it up for Emily the hair ripper
Emily: there was *drum roll* A TIE
Youtubers: BITCH DAT AINT HOW IT WORKS
Me: my story my rules now do y'all wanna fuck some ducks or do y'all want to know who's the new youtuber(s)
Kayla: WHOS THE BEW YOUTUBERS
Me: well I think y'all need to give a warm welcoming to Destry and Nathan
Nate: please kind lady call me NATE THE PUSSY DESTROYER
Destry: and call me DES THE PUSSY RESTORER
Me: un okay then guys *turns towards youtubers* y'all need to choose who goes on which team
Nate: wait me and des aren't on he same team
Me: no bitch now choose a goddamn team
Des: I'll be here *chooses beautiful Brits and patty*
Nate: bitch I ain't in no group
Me: fine you can have your own group who wants to join Nates group
Zoe+Alfie: I guess we will
Me: okay follow me *grabbs Emily and Kayla by their hair* y'all are staying in the room above then
Kayla: so that means we are staying?
Emily: you told us that we couldn't stay
Me: well now you can because *motions towards nathan* this brat
Emily: so is there 2 beds in our room
Me: nope only one and a bean bag chair, get used to it
Zoe: so Emily *latches on to Emily's arm* I heard I'm your favorite youtuber
Emily+Zoe: *talks about Zoe's youtube videos*
Me, Nathan, and Alfie: *talks about video games*
Me: WELL BITCHES WE ARE HERE
Kayla: BYE BITCH I GET THE BED
Emily: I like to sleep in bean bags anyways
Me: well youtubers y'all can choose your beds while I got deal with my situation in my room
Youtubers: we need a name
Me: yes you do now go talk about it *walks out of room*
Me: *walking down hallway* well that's it for this chapter this is not edited as will all the rest of this so if y'all find spelling mistakes or some shit go fuck a duck cause I have no fucks to give. Well please leave shit for these mother fuckers to do next time and bye *reaches my room* * walks in*