trashcan (literal trash)

By noxiousseraph

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You will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were wri... More

☆Hundred Facts☆
Haikyuu!! Ask Meme
Phobias ( just another pile of Haikyuu!! trash )
I'm Sorry (oneshot) (warning: read and die)
Poorly-drawn OC
Do You See the Resemblance? (oneshot) (just theory trash)
Musical Answers
I Have Your Heart Now ( another oneshot )
Phoenix ( oneshot )... + theory
Some Appearance Questions
REST IN PIECES
48 Questions ( re - answering )
30 Seconds ( oneshot )
MOAR TAGS *EVIL LAUGHTER*
DON'T READ
Windchimes ( oneshot )
30-Day Challenge Thing ( Pandora Hearts )
Random Lists ( no purpose )
Musical Answers Ver. 2
DON'T READ #2
Shrimp ( wait wat )
Get Ready
Fake ( oneshot )
Flowers of Life and Doom ( oneshot )
- singing - ALL BY MYSEEELF DUN WANNA BE--//SLAPPED
Can You Hear It? ( [ crack ] oneshot )
who is this doggo
they're real
tagguuu
some rants idk
something to keep me distracted
a 9-word chapter
Searching For Despair ( oneshot . . . ? )
i gotta
my thoughts for 5 minutes
Applause ( oneshot )
i had this dream
bungou stray dogs why
something
go away
last words
a summary of my life
Innocuous Convict ( oneshot )
a tale about popcorn
Through the Ages ( SerVamp Oneshot all hail sakuya )
ew how no(t)stalgic
30 Day Anime Challenge
promotions everywhere
Note
is2g
Hello, It's Me
It's Me Again
It's not what you think
yakult
just
bitter blood
3 and a half days of preparations
feared
another party yay
definition 101
.
oneshot fest ( 1 )
taggguuuu
hakuryuu ren
psychotic society
oneshot fest (2)
i actually "sleep-talk"?
Tag <3
list of things i don't like
i am trolling an AI
I'll dump my shit art here
• 30-day challenge • day 1 •
• 30-day challenge • day 2 •
• 30-day challenge • day 3 •
random shit and farewell note (?)
• 30-day challenge • day 4 •
• 30-day challenge • day 5 •
• 30-day challenge • day 6 •
bus experience went boom
• 30-day challenge • day 7 •
• 30-day challnge • day 8 •
• 30-day challenge • day 9 •
• 30-day challenge • day 10 •
• 30-day challenge • day 11 •
• 30-day challenge • day 12 •
• 30-day challenge • day 13 •
• 30-day challenge • day 14 •
• 30-day challenge • day 15 •
• 30-day challenge • day 16 •
• 30-day challenge • day 17 •
• 30-day challenge • day 18 •
• 30-day challenge • day 19 •
• 30-day challenge • day 20 •
• 30-day challenge • day 21 •
• 30-day challenge • day 22 •
10 facts tag
• 30-day challenge • day 23 •
so i made some shite (pic chapter)
• 30-day challenge • day 24 •
• 30-day challenge • day 25 •
• 30-day challenge • day 26 •
• 30-day challenge • day 27 •
• 30 day challenge • day 28 •
a small piece of comedic tragedy by yours truly
• 30-day challenge • day 29 •
• 30-day challenge • day 30 (finally) •
the hundredth time i'll be doing this is2g
it's been a while
.
definitely
well aware
what have i done now?
you think?
let me just ask
how selflessness actually works (in my opinion)
some uncharacteristic positivity
dead apple (movie review)
a list of things i hate
i'll just leave these here
thanos is actually stupid
imagine this
godfucking dammit-
simple-mindedness
excuse me

idk how to title this

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By noxiousseraph

So in my place, there's these cliché as fuck drama shows that get aired by afternoon or evening, and the usual plot goes like,

1) The protagonist, as a kid, has her parents killed by some large company or organization who most likely hunted them down because they have some shit complicated business with the said company that kinda went down the drain, or that they have to be kept silent bc blah blah, basically, you get the gist of it.

2) The kid has this nice childhood friend (or people who are nice to her) and they hear about the tragedy, and they help keep secrets.

3) The kid swears some fucking revenge, lots of crying, etc.

4) The organization that killed her parents are way successful, and they're really well-known. There's usually scenes of parties, business transacts, and a whole lot of plastic-ness with other like companies that compete with them.

5) 10 years, or 7 years, or some shit number of years later, the kid goes back to society after literally disappearing (and miraculously didn't get herself hunted down by Police to put in a home for the orphaned) for that whole time. Childhood friend or nice aunt or neighbors are pleased, but notice something wrong with her; she's changed (cue dramatic music).

6) She carries out the revenge thing. Gets close to the company owner's son (who, not long after, becomes the company's owner himself because of a few circumstances that went according or not according to the protagonist's plans) in order to lower their defenses. Arouses suspicion from a select few people (usually the parent, or the person who has romantic interest in the male lead) except the guy himself.

7) Male lead falls kinda inlove with the female, if not entirely. Occasionally defends her, etc, and she literally fucking smirks behind his back etc etc. Childhood friend or nice people lecture protagonist on how this is not correct, but she has this strong conviction.

8) There comes jealousy from childhood friend if the chosen gender is male. This, though, is entirely optional and may not be present, but most of the dramas have it. Thus, he gets involved with some shady shit, himself, with the other company. Sells them out in order to get back protagonist to live a peaceful life or sth.

9) The series settles down for a bit, like a moment of fucking calm before the stressing storm that looks as if it's on repeat with every drama, only with copy-pasted faces.

10) Protagonist blasts into the building killing people. No, just kidding, sometimes they have another elaborate plan and the killing comes later, but the point is that, all the shit goes down by the time she comes back.

11) Her original plan involves killing the company people, but because she fell inlove with the male lead, she doesn't kill him. Also, childhood friend or nice people end up dying. Female lead and male lead either end up in a happy world, or the two of them journey together somewhere to realize stuff... where one kills the other, or where the series ends with a black goddamned screen after they show a gun on camera, or that kinda shit.

12) Basically, loved ones die, she disappears, worries nice people, returns with a 360° attitude change, revenge, kills people, kills nice people, realizes she fell inlove with male lead, doesn't kill him, shit endings.

If that isn't the whole plot of 91 days, then I don't know what else is.

((No drama series from my shit country were harmed in the making of this chapter.))

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