"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a Spider can," sang Spider-Man.
"Get rid of the pest," shouted one of the henchmen.
Ant-Man grew to regular size and tapped the henchman on his shoulder. The henchman turned around. "Hello." Ant-Man punched the henchman square in the jaw.
"Ant-Man one, Spider-Man 25," Spider-Man started laughing.
"Don't get cocky, kid," frowned Ant-Man.
"Hello!" shouted a tiny voice.
"Oh, Clint, hold on, bud." Ant-Man dropped a disk on Clint, and he grew big.
"Who's he?" Count asked.
"I'm your..." began Spider-Man.
"Bug boy," Ant-Man interrupted.
"Not cool," Spider-Man frowned.
"Ant-Man, Spider-Man, are you okay?" asked Iron Man through the intercom.
"Yes," both heroes said at the same time.