Ant and Dec Prompts

By xxxantanddeccerxxx

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Just a whole bunch of prompts that I find funny and cute. This is my first attempt of writing of any sort soo... More

Insane Courage
WHEEE OOOO!!!
I love you
Your family's rubbish
I'm not THAT short!
Come here. Look, Warmth
I'm scared of the dark
But you're so beautiful...
K-killing is easier...
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
"you're" adorable
I have ONE fear
You're not deaf?
You're practically drooling.
Here's your change and uh... my number
Where's my thingamajig?
You've got my heart
And I'm a NUDE-le!
A guy like him?
Declan
I Did NOT Scream
Of course, honey bunny
IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT

Can you do the thing?

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So this is going to be a very lazy chapter... I just thought that these were too cute to miss out and I didn't know how to write them without repeating stuff I've done a million times before.

Feel free to use any of these and make them better (It's not as if they're mine anyway lol 😄)

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Ant: I only feel one emotion, and it's anger.

Dec: Yesterday, you sent me one hundred heart emojis.

Ant: ... Out of anger

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Ant: *Jumps onto bed*   Once again, fate has thrown us together.

Dec: *Rolls eyes*  We've been married for five years. This is our bedroom.

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Ant: *Lying on the floor*  I'M HUNGRY

Dec: Is there any time you're not hungry?

Ant: *stands up* Yes!

Dec: ...

Ant: When I'm eating.

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Dec: *finds a new job*

Dec: So I think I have to introduce myself. I'm-

Ant: *enters room*

Dec: ...

Dec: Gay

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Ant: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Dec: Burn the house down.

Ant: And what did you do?

Dec: Made you dinner.

Ant: ...

Dec: And burnt the house down.

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Ant: Hey Dec, can you do the thing?

Dec: What thing?

Ant: The thing that never fails to make me happy.

Dec: Oh *smiles*

Ant: *choking back tears* Thank you.

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Ant: Road work ahead? Uh, YeAh, I sUrE HopE iT DoEs

Dec: Stop saying that everytime we go past that sign, it's giving me anxiety!

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Dec: You have a sweet lookin' ass.

Ant: What was that?

Dec: You have a very nice face.

Ant: I liked the first one better.

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Ant: STOP IT! STOP!

Dec: ...

Ant: Stop being so adorable!

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*after their first kiss*

Dec: Now I have a mint taste in my mouth. What did you do before?

Ant: Oh I got so nervous I ate the whole tube of toothpaste.

Dec: No really, what was that?

Ant: ...

Dec: Oh my god, did you really?

Ant: Yeah.

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Dec: *messes up house*

Ant: What the hell were you trying to do?

Dec: Um housework?

Ant: * looks at things shattered on the floor, pipes leaking, pets going crazy, the stove burning and rubbish thrown around the house.*
       
Ant: Please remind me why I decided to marry you.

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