Puffball: So since we don't really have anything to trade, can we like, mug the hiker?
Pen: Sure, roll an odd.
Puffball: /Roll
Dice: 2
Pen: You failed and your attempted robbery is foiled when the hiker calls for help.
Eraser: I stop him.
Pen: Roll an even.
Eraser: /Roll
Pen: 6
Tree: How is Eraser always getting what he wants?
Pen: Rape uses his tentacles to snap the man's neck.
Pen: This act of cruelty has rewarded Rape 23 gold, and a hiker's stick.
Eraser: I'll give 14 gold to RainSparkle.
Puffball: PRINCESS RainSparkle.
Pen: No need to roll for that.
Cake: Whipp and co. continue onwards to where the . . . arousal is coming from.
Pen: As you continue on, you find a bush of berries.
TV: I guess we can take some.
Pen: Roll above 3 for success.
TV: /Roll
Dice: 3
Pen: The berry picking disturbs a horde of goblins who are angry at you for stealing their berries.
TV: Aw crap.
Icy: Break their spines
Pen: Roll an even.
Icy: /Roll
Dice: 2
Icy: Aw yeah!
Pen: You easily dispatch 3 of the goblins with ease. You gain 18 exp and 4 gold.
Pen: Angered by your attacks, 2 goblin archers attempt to shoot you. All of you roll an odd to dodge. You'll use a ten sided die for this one.
Eraser: /Roll
Puffball: /Roll
Cake: /Roll
Tree: /Roll
TV: /Roll
Icy: /Roll
Bracelety: /Roll
Dice: 3/ 2/ 7/ 5/ 8/ 2/ 4.
Pen: Eraser, Cake, and Tree are hit by an arrow, lost 4 hp each.
Tree: I drop a tree onto the archers.
Pen: Roll above 4.
Tree: /roll
Dice: 3
Pen: The tree falls over, but misses the goblins. The goblins then push the log towards you.
Bracelety: I have Icy be protected with an ice shield!
Pen: Roll below 3
Bracelety: /Roll
Dice: 1
Pen: Icy is now protected from the log. The rest of you are screwed.
Puffball: God damn it, Bracelety.
Icy: At least I'll be here for your funerals.
Tree: Icy
Icy: Yeah?
Tree: Shut up.
Icy: At least I didn't screw us over in the first place.
Eraser: BURN!
TV: She got ya there, Tree.