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KATALINA PEREZ
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FIFTY EIGHT

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By mundanez

@ZENDAYA: okay but can you guess who said this???


20.5k retweets | 224k likes

↳ @USERNAME: if this isn't tom, i'll be very disappointed.
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↳ @USERNAME: it's definitely tom

↳ @TOMHOLLAND1996: @ZENDAYA i fucking hate you
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↳ @ZENDAYA: @TOMHOLLAND1996 you said not to post your name, i didn't
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↳ @TOMHOLLAND1996: @ZENDAYA i said not to post it at all!!!

↳ @KATPEREZ: i need this on a shirt please and thank you 😇
|
↳ @ZENDAYA: now i know what to get you for christmas @KATPEREZ 😬 couple's first matching shirt??? @TOMHOLLAND1996
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↳ @KATPEREZ: ICONIC.


jacob
you fucking bitches!

harrison
i did nothing

kat
obviously you did
harrison

tommy
yeah
it's pretty obvious
it was you mate

harrison
how the fuck is it
obviously me?!

zendaya
cause obviously we
did nothing

laura
i haven't even spoken
to you guys in a minute
so it wasn't me

kat
where have you been?
i've missed you 😭

laura
i've missed you more ♥️
sorry i've been enjoying
a short lil impromptu
trip with alycia

kat
alycia debnam carey
i need an introduction
pls and thank you 😇

laura
done

tommy
um
please no
i'd rather not lose my
girlfriend

jacob
THAT
THAT IS WHY I AM
ANGRY

kat
did you not know i was
bi jacob?

zendaya
omg
are you biphobic???

laura
i might unfriend you

jacob
NO
not that!

jacob
the girlfriend bit!

harrison
mate
she was never going
to be yours

harrison
you shouldn't be mad

jacob
you fucker
i'm not mad she isn't
with me

jacob
i'm mad i didn't hear
that they were together
in the first place from
them

jacob
i had to see that shit all
over instagram

harrison
wait
now that i think about it
you bitches didn't tell
me either

zendaya
or me

laura
same

kat
in our defense
we didn't tell anyone

tommy
except for katherine,
alex, kris and karmen

kat
tom!!

tommy
what?
i needed their help!

harrison
and you didn't need mine?
i'm your best friend!

tommy
you're part of the reason
me and kat didn't work
the first time around

harrison
no comment

tommy
besides it wasn't so much
as help as their approval

tommy
wait no i needed katherine's
help to get the other girls'
approval

kat
you should really just stop
talking

tommy
sorry

zendaya
aw i met them all yesterday
they all seem really nice
do they like you yet?

tommy
after introducing them to
their favorites, yeah

zendaya
wait
i'm alex's favorite?

kat
are you kidding?
alex adores you

kat
you're the tom holland to
her kat perez 😇

tommy
damn she really loves you
then

kat
fuck off tom
z you love her more than
she loves you

tommy
true

laura
wait
did you guys basically
just say you love each
other?

kat
what?
no!

tommy
yeah there's no way our
first time saying i love
you is through text

harrison
or before you two even
make a month in dating!!

jacob
how can you not be
used to how fast they
move in their relationship?

laura
are you sure you're not
a kardashian, kat?

kat
we do not move fast!!

kat
and i am not a fucking
kardashian!!!

jacob
you say that like it's
a bad thing

kat
i just don't want to be
compared to anyone
i'm my own person

zendaya
but you're like selena
quintanilla???

kat
GASP
never disgrace a queen
like that!!

zendaya
i will cut you katalina

kat
rude

zendaya
tom
smack her for me would
you?

laura
z!!

zendaya
what?
if i weren't home i'd
go over and do it myself

laura
you just told tom to
smack kat

zendaya
let's be real
tom took that as smack
her ass

kat
i thoroughly enjoyed it
thanks z :)))

jacob
EW

tommy
don't hate jacob

harrison
i kinda miss it when you
guys were all shy around
each other and about
stuff like that

tommy
i don't
i love being able to do
whatever i want to
my girl 😉

kat
😏

zendaya
i suddenly get what
alex meant by your
constant pda

tommy
you're still talking to alex?

kat
our pda isn't constant

harrison
the most i've seen them
do is hold hands in public

jacob
and that was one time at
the premiere

zendaya
apparently at home it's a
whole other story

kat
alex hasn't walked in on
us once!

zendaya
she apparently hears
stuff

tommy
i'm okay with that
as long as she doesn't
walk in on us

tommy
i'd die

kat
you already did in
infinity war honey???

tommy
WOW

harrison
i see you went from
mourning your peter
parker to accepting his
fate

kat
mackie's been a real
big influence on me ☺️

tommy
remind me to tell him to
stay away from you

kat
we already have a group-chat
with him and sebastian
going on

kat
it's called the 'destroy tom
holland' group

tommy
WOW

jacob
hey!
i want to be a part of
that group!!

harrison
same here!

zendaya
i would be honored

tommy
bitches

tommy
you're all bitches

laura
i didn't even say i
wanted to be a part
of it!!

tommy
right
sorry laura

kat
excuse you thomas?

kat
what did you just call
me?

tommy
fuck

harrison
you're screwed mate

jacob
our babies' first fight 😇

laura
i take it you're happy
you're a part of this first
jacob??

jacob
hell yeah i am

jacob
is it kinda bad i want them
to break up just so they
can get back together
and i'll be the first to know?

harrison
yes

zendaya
yes

laura
yes

kat
say it

jacob
what?

kat
SAY IT THOMAS

tommy
FINE

tommy
i'm katalina perez's
bitch

kat
aw honey 😍😍😍

zendaya
LOL
i'm so tweeting this

tommy
don't you dare!

kat
yes please 😇

harrison
i always knew you were
a little bitch tom

tommy
i hate you all

kat
except for me right? 😇

kat
was that separate text
really necessary?

tommy
i know you'd never post
our conversations

tommy
not with all the dirt i
have on you

kat
WOW

laura
are you threatening our
girl?

jacob
why would you want
to leak your own
girlfriend's nudes?

tommy
woah
who said anything about
nudes?!

harrison
obviously jacob really wants
to see them

jacob
you can fuck right off
harrison 🙄

harrison
i'm just telling the truth!

laura
it's okay jacob
kat's hot, i get it

z
true
i'm sure your nudes slay girl

kat
OMG stop 🙈

tommy
you're enjoying this aren't
you?

kat
very much so

harrison
you should've tweeted that
instead of tom's message z

kat
i can send you one right now
to post

tommy
STOP

z
she's obviously kidding
dummy 😂

z
kat
what did you just send me?

jacob
omg i got something too!!

laura
wow kat 😂

harrison
i may have instantly saved
that to my camera roll

tommy
KAT

z
omg i'll totally post it kat

kat
do it please 😇

@ZENDAYA: kat really wanted me to post this, you're welcome

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↳ @TOMHOLLAND1996: i hate you ALL.


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