Desert Son: Tales of Le_Musli...

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It was a cold, winter night out in the great desert. The winds were howling, the crescent moon rested high in... More

Welcome To My Journey...
People, You're Making Things Complicated -_-
Adventures in Awkwardness...yay
Le I'tikaf
Maybe It's A MESSAGE!
Gonna kick wattpad's butt...
Um...Idk what to title this one.... contest help? voting?
Foiled: The Plot of a Wannabe Supervillain
الله اكبر
Updates...?
Ramadan Reminiscing
Ramadan Reminiscing (2)
Blame it on the hunger?
DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS TO THE MASJID
🍒
Choose Your Friends WISELY
Ramadan Reminiscing (3)
Pee Tea
why are YOU here😒
Hugs For Healing?
Why On Earth Am I Awake Right Now?
Growing Up Shy
MSM Only Likes Secular Muslims
Donut Miss This Opportunity
Smart Kid
Remembering Regrets
¿Alguien quiere un churro?
🌆So.... There's Gonna Be That Eclipse On Monday 🌚🌞☀
Knife To A Gun Fight... Wait what?
Genocide Before Our Very Eyes
Why Do I Even Have A Cat -_-
My Menu Is...
Muslim Chapliancy Program 2018
I Yam Asking An Important Question
Chocolate Pooding 😼
Allahu Akbar
Muslim Chaplaincy Program 2
Shadow Of Mine
🍴
That Time My Brother Almost Ended Up In A Forced Marriage
Beyond Belief: Scam Ad
Wattpad...
Cherry Coughing Man
Winter Winds
The Case For Islamic Fiction
Sympathetic Writer
My Favorite Thing About Wattpad Is...
The Big Bad Boyfriend
Wanted: Book Cover Artist
What A Grape Deal
Jummbers!
Perfect Surprise!
Writer Problems
Senselessness 101
Going Bananas 🍌
Pizza Party (Updated)
Le Tagged
😠
Waiting...
PUBLISHED
Chasing Pearls
.-. Waiting, Waiting, Wasted .-.
My Grandma Is...Different
Friday Night
Yet Another Shooting!
Testing
How To Hunger
Committment
Tagged
Aussies vs Brits vs Muricans?
LMM Excluded
Written Recipe: Tamale Pie
👻Ghost Advertisements 👀
Super Unexpected Death
Horrid, Evil Men
السلام عليكم
Doorstep Dummies/Piggy Punks
Written Recipe: Hot Tamales

Señor Araña: Important Update

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By Le_Muslim_MAN

That spider I let live in my window has done it again.

He caught another fly.


You may be wondering, "But Le, how do flies keep getting into there to begin with?"

Well a certain butthead cat, who shall remain unnamed in this post, insists on breaking out and the openings he has made are convenient locations for outside pests to find their way in through. And, since that butthead cat is no longer a young kitten, he no longer desires to hunt and rid the house of him. Lazy bum.

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