Full Etrans: Anne Noh
On the way back, Wu Suowei realized something, today is Friday, Chi Cheng is on leave tomorrow, so they have to eat something delicious tonight. Just thinking about this, Wu Suowei once again felt himself at the losing side, Chi Cheng didn't work on weekends, but his company runs as usual every day. It's his turn to buy a meal today, and he still had to pay for someone else's celebration the other day. Fuck!
He originally planned to buy [1] three jin of mutton and changed to two jin after he considered about it.
[T/N: [1] 3 jin is 1.5kg and 2 jin is 1kg.]
He went to a butcher shop and asked: "How much is [2] a jin of mutton?"
[T/N: [2] 1 jin is 0.5kg.]
The butcher said without hesitation: "45RMB for a jin."
"So expensive?" Wu Suowei's eyes widened, "Why do I remember it just over 30RMB per jin?"
"You get what you pay for, 45RMB per jin is for a fresh cut mutton, not the pitiful leftover, don't take it to heart but with your current status, shouldn't you care about this small amount of money? Won't you feel safer by spending a little bit more of money? I also have a jin of mutton for around 30RMB, you dare to buy it?"
Wu Suowei said indifferently, "I dare to buy, give me two jin of mutton from the quality of 30RMB."
Butcher, "......"
He also went to a vegetable shop, he specifically picked and bought vegetables that aren't that fresh, Chi Cheng favourite is [3] xiang chun. Because it is too expensive, Wu Suowei didn't even take a look at it, he also originally wanted to buy dipping sauce, and then he remembered there was still some more in the fridge, therefore he didn't have to spend money anymore.
[T/N: [3] Chinese Toon sprouts. Good in omelettes and very nutritious.]
Even though he had spent frugally, Wu Suowei still muttered before he went into his car, dammit, it had been a long day and 1000RMB already gone.
During dinner, Wu Suowei was still angry.
The mutton was placed by his side, every time he added it into the pot, Chi Cheng always snatched it away faster than him. When Wu Suowei reached his chopstick into the pot, there was only small pieces of meat left, he had to add more into the pot, and once again it was snatched away by Chi Cheng.
He looked at two jin of mutton that almost disappeared, Wu Suowei still haven't had more than two bites.
Then he threw a bowl of vegetables into the pot and said at Chi Cheng: "Don't just eat meat, eat some vegetables."
Then, he held two pieces of meat with his chopstick and moved it around in the pot, he didn't loosen his hold on his chopstick for the whole time. At the end of his childish effort, the two pieces of meat that he held between his chopstick disappeared, when he looked up, Chi Cheng was chewing those meat.
Fuck! Wu Suowei cursed inwardly.
When he got over his rage, he moved his chopstick toward the pot, Chi Cheng didn't even leave anything.
Then, Wu Suowei and Chi Cheng seriously played 'I will steal what you want' in the pot, having a meal and was like fighting.
At the end, Wu Suowei realized the dipping sauce in his bowl already gone and he asked Chi Cheng: "Do you still have some dipping sauce?"
Chi Cheng very indifferently squeezed everything out from the dipping sauce sachet, and then threw it into the trash can.
Wu Suowei went to the fridge angrily, he didn't find it even after rummaging for a long time, and he also didn't find it after he went to search for it at the kitchen. Finally, there was nothing he could do, he had to mix fermented bean curd and soy sauce as a dipping sauce.
When he returned, he saw that there were only a few pieces of meat in the pot, he hastily fished it out with his chopsticks, the meat barely went into the hot soup and it was fished out, and placed it in his bowl.
Chi Cheng that was sitting in front of him spoke in his deep voice: "Your meat isn't cook yet, you will get a diarrhoea if you eat it, put it back and cook it some more."
Stop lying to me! The meat will run into your mouth if I put it back in the pot!
With that thought, he wanted to shove all the meat in his bowl into his mouth.
At the end, he opened his mouth widely, brought the meat toward his mouth, but his chopstick was snatched by someone else.
Chi Cheng has a really good skill, the meat didn't even fell down when he snatched away the chopstick, and he put it back into the pot. Once he fished it out, he placed it into his bowl and mixed it with the dipping sauce, and he leisurely stuffed it into his mouth in front of Wu Suowei's face.
Wu Suowei was stupefied for a moment and slammed down his chopsticks.
"I don't want to eat anymore!"
Chi Cheng looked at Wu Suowei that was sitting in front of him for a while, a slight small unconsciously appeared at the corner of his mouth, and then he stood silently and opened the fridge, he magically took out a few boxes of premium grade mutton as if he had taken it out from a cold chain truck.
He pushed it in front of Wu Suowei and teased him, "Really don't want to eat?"
Wu Suowei glanced at it and asked timidly, "Where did it comes from?"
"Where do you think it comes from?"
Chi Cheng was already used to it, as long as it was Wu Suowei's turn to buy a meal, nine out of ten times it wouldn't be enough.
He also took out his favourite vegetable from the kitchen cupboard, he also took out a clean bowl, poured the newly bought hoisin sauce, added some of the soup and pushed it toward Wu Suowei.
"No one will snatch your food anymore, eat it."
Wu Suowei's mind was finally at ease, he leisurely ate the meat and leisurely cooked the vegetable.
Mutton that was bought by Chi Cheng tasted totally different than the one Wu Suowei bought, even he wasn't an expert, Wu Suowei also could taste the difference. The meat bought by Chi Cheng was thin and tender, and it was very delicious. Those vegetables were also crisp and fresh, he knew it must be from the premium vegetable section in a supermarket just by the look.
After eating to their hearts' content, they put everything away in the cabinet together, and went to the bathroom for a bath together.
Stripped of their clothes, just as Wu Suowei walked under the showerhead, he received a mocking glance from Chi Cheng.
"See, all the food you have eaten, your stomach is already sticking out."
Wu Suowei looked down to take a look, then he glanced at Chi Cheng and then he refuted: "You eat more than me! It is just that your abdominal muscle is too hard, that is why it is not sticking out."
Chi Cheng snorted, "How much exercise did I have after dinner and how much exercise did you have? I worked hard diligently, [4] fucking is indeed a manual job. What about you? Only lie on the bed, move your lips, and only moan lewdly."
[T/N: [4] CC use a word that could either be 'doing or 'fucking', since he is CC and he is talking about sex, it's obvious that he purposely used that word instead of another word that mean 'doing' to tease WSW.]
Wu Suowei got annoyed, turned the water temperature to the lowest, and sprayed the water furiously at Chi Cheng.
A while later Chi Cheng pinned him against the wall, the shower head was spraying at his butt crack, Wu Suowei struggled and writhed around and cursed powerfully. Chi Cheng increased the water current, stimulated him ferociously without any mercy.
They had sex, fell into the bathtub, Wu Suowei's lower half was immersed in the water, while the other half was leaned against Chi Cheng's body.
"I have canker sore." Wu Suowei said.
Chi Cheng cupped Wu Suowei's wet face with his large hands and said coarsely: "Open mouth and let me see it."
"Take a look, it hurts to talk."
That certain man didn't even sympathized but instead he got mad, "It hurts but you still ate that much mutton? You don't know that it has [5] too many heat?"
[T/N: [5] In chinese traditional medicine, ulcer occurs because of excessive heat in body. Person who has an ulcer should avoid eating "food that has too many heat" and mutton and meat are in that category.]
Wu Suowei laughed stupidly, "the mutton you bought was very delicious."
"Tomorrow we will become vegetarian."
The smile on Wu Suowei's face immediately froze, and he punched Chi Cheng's belly, "Dammit, for what reason? Become a vegetarian when it is your turn to buy a meal, are you trying to extort my money?"
Chi Cheng teased him, "You have so much money, who else can I extort if not you?"
"I don't have that much money, the money in the account is for the company, it isn't my personal assets."
Chi Cheng laughed and rubbed Wu Suowei's shaft, and asked as he moved his hand around: "Don't you have a lot of money hidden in your private account?"
Wu Suowei raised his eyebrows, and gasped anxiously, "Stop attacking me!!"
"You have always been an iron rooster."
[T/N: [5] Iron Rooster is a slang for a rich stingy person. Refer below for more.]
Wu Suowei's face turned red, "What do you mean?"
"[6] not only you don't want to share a single feather, but you also take all feathers from another rooster."
[T/N: [6] stingy and extort money from others. Refer below for more.]
Wu Suowei stared at Chi Cheng first and then he mercilessly kicked Chi Cheng.
Every time Chi Cheng saw Wu Suowei fussing around over small amount of money, Chi Cheng's heart itched, he wanted to pull a [7] feather from his body, it wasn't because of the feather's value, it was because he wanted to see Wu Suowei grimaced in pain over his beloved money.
[T/N: [7] figuratively speaking, feather from iron rooster mean money.]
After bath, Chi Cheng sprayed medicine in Wu Suowei's mouth. Once the medicine enter his mouth, Wu Suowei spat and began to casually spat rude remarks.
"Why it smells like [8] JB? Very stink."
[T/N: [8] Jidan used an acronym 'JB' which mean jiba (鸡巴) aka penis/dick.]
Chi Cheng's eyes darkened at Wu Suowei's careless remark, and faintly said: "Your JB smells like this? Come, let me smell it."
Then he pushed Wu Suowei on the bed and wanted to pry open his bathrobe.
"Don't...Don't mess around."
Wu Suowei hurriedly pushed away Chi Cheng's wrists, and said agitatedly at him: "Don't you have always wanted a new cashmere sweatpant? I bought one for you, try if it fit you or not."
Chi Cheng took a look at the , it was one size smaller, but he didn't complain, he tried his best to fit into the pants under Wu Suowei's anticipating eyes.
As the salesman said, the cashmere underpants was very stretchy, it wasn't a problem to wear it, the hip and thighs area was slightly tight, but it was still bearable. It was just at his crotch area, it was really tight, the [9] two buttons at the crotch area were about to come out and looked like it was about to explode.
[T/N: [9] Refer picture below.]
Wu Suowei also realized this problem and muttered inwardly, Why is your JB is so fucking huge?
Chi Cheng said, "If you don't want to make me miserable, you better change one size bigger."
Wu Suowei didn't want to say that the pants was a discounted item, he also didn't want to spend money to buy a new, therefore he unbuttoned the two buttons around Chi Cheng's crotch, took out Chi Cheng's shaft and left it hanging out.
He asked again: "Still tight?"
Chi Cheng shook his head.
Wu Suowei very optimistic, "then just wear it like this."
Just wear it like this...wear it like this...wear it...
Chi Cheng stretched his hand toward his crotch, palmed his dragon, and glanced at Wu Suowei.
"If I go out like this, will you be okay?"
"..."
Lying in bed, Wu Suowei secretly thought: Wang Shuo gave Chi Cheng a snake, Chi Cheng kept it for seven years. Then I gave him a cashmere underpants, will he wear it for seven years? With that thought in mind, he asked Chi Cheng.
Chi Cheng said, "If you only buy this one pant for me, I can wear it for a lifetime."
He said such touching words, but in iron rooster's ears, it immediately sounded different.
Fuck, listening to his words, it looks like this pant isn't good, and he also wants me to buy another one?
After nth rounds of intense sex, Wu Suowei could still have a chat with Chi Cheng, it proved that the golden butt was about to be completed. The lights were off, their eyelids were almost close, Wu Suowei suddenly remembered about one thing.
"Chi Cheng, did you eat all the [10] fake mutton I bought?"
[T/N: [10] This was quite a shocking news years ago. Some butchers sold low cost fake 'mutton' that is mixed with pork or duck meat and even rat for hotpot.]
Chi Cheng's big hand was under Wu Suowei's head and asked: "that is fake meat?"
He actually found it out on his first bite, it wasn't pure mutton and had been mixed with duck meat.
Wu Suowei felt bad, "Why did you ate it? Wasn't there a lot of premium mutton in our fridge?"
"Will I be able to throw it away?" "Chi Cheng said lowly, "you will get angry if I throw it away, but if I dint throw it away and put in the fridge, you might eat it secretly one day."
Wu Suowei felt very sorry, bite his lips and said: "Tomorrow I'll change your cashmere underpants to one size bigger."
Chi Cheng snorted, "Forget it, it's fine to wear it like that."
"Then should wear more layer inside and be careful not to catch a cold."
Chi Cheng rubbed the back of Wu Suowei's head with his rough palm and didn't say anything.
Wu Suowei turned his head and said again: "Then how about this? Don't you said I only eat and do nothing else? What do you think if I serve you tomorrow?"
Chi Cheng threw at him a manly look, "That would be very good."
At the end, with different ideas in their minds, but with the same smile, the lover cuddled and went to sleep.
[3] Chinese Toon sprouts
[5] Iron Rooster is a slang for a rich person that is so stingy until doesn't want to share anything he has. [6] The full one is "an iron rooster doesn't even want to give / share a single feather" which is logic since no one can pluck a feather from an iron rooster. It is originated from one of the supernatural stories in 'What the Master Would Not Discuss' written by Yuan Mei.
[9] man cashmere underpants with button on crotch
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