[unknown one: jacob
unknown two: harrison]
tommy
groupchat done
now leave me alone
unknown 1
YES
unkown 2
hi it's your favorite
british lad
unknown 1
well i'm her favorite
person point blank
tommy
wrong
that's me
alex
wrong again
it's me
unknown 1
even i wouldn't be
too sure of that
alex
we'v known each other
since kindergarten
if i wanted it you'd
be out of the picture
holland
tommy
she'd never do that to me
alex
all i have to say is best
friend card and bam you're
gone
unknown 2
well now you know who
not to piss of mate
tommy
she wouldn't do that
though she'd be too sad
alex
eh she'll get over it
you're nothing special
unknown 1
why are you playing my
boy?
alex
he's taken my beautiful
rose and destroyed it
destroyed it completely
unknown 2
i'm not understanding
this reference
unknown 1
i am! jane the virgin!
unknown 1
wait
tom did you take her
virginity?
tommy
NO
alex
he should be so lucky
unknown 2
lol where is kat?
i'm sure she wouldn't
appreciate us talking
about this
alex
she very much wouldn't
but she's in a meeting right
now so she can't say a thing
unknown 1
lol she's probably annoyed
with all the buzzing
alex
no her manager takes her
phone from her at the
beginning of every meeting
so if anything she's pissed
tommy
how long is this meeting
anyway? i would've never
started this group chat
if i knew it'd be a long
meeting
alex
shouldn't be that long
they're just discussing
press tours and stuff for
her latest movie
new deals and stuff
that kinda thing
unknown 1
what's this new movie
about anyway?
alex
it's a scary movie
unknown 1
really? that's all you
can tell us?
give us a lil more
alex
fine
it's a comedy horror film
unknown 2
no help
you're no help at all
alex
bite me
unknown 2
is that an invitation 😏
alex
sorry unlike my best friend,
i don't do white boys
unknown 1
oh 😏😏
unknown 2
fuck off jacob
alex
you know
i wouldn't be opposed
jacob
hit me up
unknown 1
HA
tommy
oh my god this is happening
unknown 2
where's your damn girlfriend
thomas?
alex
not his girlfriend
tommy
she's busy
unknown 1
awks ^^^
alex
i'm sorry did this bitch
not tell me that you asked
her to be your girlfriend?
tommy
no
i'm just used to haz referring
to her like that that i just
gave up denying it
alex
well start denying it
cause before you're even
allowed to ask her to be
your girlfriend, you have
to ask for our blessing
first
unknown 1
who's our?
alex
me and kristine
tommy
what about karmen?
alex
she doesn't care
as long as you don't
impregnate her sister
she's good
unknown 2
well good luck with that
unknown 1
yeah! harrison and i already
started a bet to see when an
oopsies is gonna happen
want in?
alex
duh
okay so i say a couple
months because i desperatelyy
need a new niece or nephew
to spoil
unknown 1
ohhh that's good
i said a month though
unknown 2
i'm giving tommy boy a year
tommy
what the fuck?
kat
THOMAS FUCKING
HOLLAND I LOVE YOU
SOOOOO MUCH
unknown 2
wow
someone's moving a bit
fast
unknown 1
shut up!
i'm definitely gonna win
this bet
tommy
guys shut up
tommy
but also
not that i don't appreciate
it but all this cause i
started a group chat?
tommy
cause it's honestly going
pretty bad tbh
kat
no!!!
cause you got me to sing
and that song's gonna
be release and hsmdhdjdh
😭😍
tommy
oh my god!
congratulations!!
tommy
see i knew you could
do it
alex
wait
alex
you got her to fucking
sing?
alex
she never wants to sing for us!
harrison
sucks to suck
jacob
burn
kat
maybe i'd sing for you more
if YOU DIDN'T FUCKING
BET WHEN I'M GETTING
PREGNANT YOU BITCH
alex
so what is this single called?
kat
🙄
tommy
is it the spanish one or
english one you recorded?
kat
both
we're releasing the english
one first before the movie
comes out and then the
spanish one after
alex
fucking shit
you recorded twp songs
for him but you can't even
sing me happy birthday
like you were marilyn
monroe?
kat
you don't deserve it
alex
i hope you're this rude to
harrison and jacob 🙄
harrison
hey i gave you guys a year!
they went overboard
jacob
already organizing an
edible arrangement
what's your address
again?
kat
you can't buy me with
things
jacob
what if i send you tom?
kat
🙄😂 i hate you
alex
no! don't send tom!
i want the fruits!!
tommy
feeling the love here
alex
alex
you don't need love from
me you got kat for that
kat
okay suddenly i'm
regretting this group
chat
tommy
i regretted it before i
even made it
written: November 01, 2018
posted: January 02, 2019
almost missed this one. oops!!