Y/L/N = Your Last Name
CLAY JENSEN -
- "H-hewwo, I'm Clay. I'm your daughter's very respectful boyfriend and I'll sleep on the floor, Mr. Y/L/N, sir"
- really nervous and scared of them
- he dosen't want your parents to think that he's a bad guy
- palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
- they know his intentions are pure by how hard he's trying and they think it's sweet
BRYCE WALKER -
- "heyyyyy Y/L/N, you're not the only one she calls daddy"
- "Excuse me? I'd watch yourself, Walker"
- literally the worst
- will fuck you at the dinner table with your whole family watching
- they hate him.
MONTY DE LA CRUZ -
- "Um... hi, I'm a nice person and I like your daughter a lot..."
- "Nice to meet you... I'm Montgomery."
- very awkward and quiet
- your parents think he's nice
ALEX STANDALL -
- "Standall, Alex Standall"
- thinks he's so smooth
- embarrasses himself, a lot.
- your mom thinks he's funny and adorable
ZACH DEMPSEY -
- "Hello, I'm Zachary Shan - Yung Dempsey and I've been taking your daughter to dinner the past couple of days, a pleasure to meet you Mr. And Mrs. Y/L/N" *shakes their hands*
- the most respectful bean on the planet
- is so happy to meet your family
- they fucking love his guts
JUSTIN FOLEY -
- "wassup fam I'm Justin but your daughter calls me daddy"
- ruined himself in front of your parents
- took advice from Bryce
- realizes he can never trust Bryce with relationship advice...ever again.
TONY PADILLA -
- "hey mom, I'm Tony and I like boys so you don't have to worry about me"
- your mom loves his ass
- dad doesn't like him because he's still a boy but will tolerate him
- your mom, him, and you all have a sleepover and gossip about Ryan Gosling while wearing a black charcoal mask, drinking tea and watching real housewives