Midoriya: guys
Jirou: yes
Tokoyami: yes
Midoriya: k so you no that time where Mineta told me a blowjob means to suck someone's sausage
Jirou: yea
Midoriya: why not suck ur own?
Tokoyami: Midoriya I don't think that's physically possible
Midoriya: I'll show u 😤
Ashido: show him what
Midoriya: that u can suck ur own sausage
Ashido: ajkskhaksl Midoriya I thought u were pUre
Midoriya: I'm not? Well I don't know what I did but yayyy
Mina: nvm the fact that u celebrated for it means u are still pure
Jirou: how are you going to show us Midoriya
Midoriya: I'm gonna make a hot dog, and suck and that is called sucking my sausage
Ashido: hjaksls do u mind if I record u
Midoriya: yes!! do it!! to show the world that u don't have to suck someone else's sausage when u can suck ur own!!
Jirou: im d y I n g g u y s
Ashido: same
Kirishima: is there a mute button on this chat??
Ashido: idk
Ashido: DAD
Aizawa: what the fuck do u want
Kirishima: is there a mute button
Aizawa: why u be needin it
Kirishima: I'm busy
Aizawa: busy what
Kirishima:
Aizawa: busy what
Kirishima: studying
Aizawa: Iida and Yaoyurozu study 24/7 and they never need to mute it
Aizawa: k bye
Kirishima: k sorry katsuki we can't fuck
Midoriya: bang what
Kirishima: aaaaaAAAAHHHHHH wrong CHAT OML IM SO SORRY
Midoriya: what are u guys banging
Kirishima: what?
Midoriya: u said that word. Which means bang, right
Kirishima: um
Kirishima: no that was a typo
Ashido: for what
Kirishima: suck
Kirishima: crap i-
Ashido: see that's not much better
Kirishima: ik it's just the first that popped up in my head
Midoriya: you guys wanna suck ur own sausages with me?
Midoriya: wow I didn't know Kacchan was so nice
Kirishima: SUDIAMDHDNS WHAT
Ashido: backread idiot