57. A man bought a parrot at a pet shop. It was guaranteed to repeat everything it heard. When the man took the parrot home, it never spoke a word. Not even a peep.
Yet the pet shop was telling the truth about the parrot repeating everything it heard. So why didn't the parrot talk?
58. What walks on four legs in the morning,
Two legs in the afternoon,
and three legs in the evening?
59. A couple has twelve sons. They want each one to have a sister. How many daughters would that be?
60. A man ran through a stop sign. The police saw him and did absolutely nothing, even though it's illegal to run through a sign. Why?
ANSWERS:
57. The parrot was deaf. Since it heard nothing, it repeated nothing.
58. Man. In the "morning" of his life as a baby he crawls on all fours. In the middle or "noon" of his life he walks on two legs. And when he is elderly, or the "evening" of his life he walks with a cane.
59. One. Each brother would have her as a sister.
60. The man was running on his legs.