jaeden: the piggy that had roast beef
wyatt: the piggy that went to the market to probably get more roast beef that the other piggy inhaled
finn: that last one that completely went rogue or some shit
jack: the lazy ass piggy that stayed home
sophia: the piggy that had beef
nic: ROGUE PIGGY
chosen: the piggy that had no beef because he's an unproblematic porker (though he probably starved to death since all these pigs eat is beef apparently)
jeremy: he helped wyatt go to the market to feed these bottomless fat asses
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what even is this anymore