bill:
how to ride a bike
-"y-you can l-l-learn o-on silver!"
-you suck at this
-you almost break silver
-billy boy is a concerned individual (for his bike, not for your wellbeing)
eddie:
how to organize
-"you gotta color code everything and have labels!"
-you thought that he went a little overboard with the labels
-"eds, why are there so many labels-"
"i swEAR IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LABELS ONE MORE DAMN TIME..."
stan:
how to bird watch
-"you gotta be quiet or you'll scare them off."
-you brought a bag of chips with you
-big mistake
-"Y/N, YOU SCARED IT OFF!"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING, I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET!"
"WHO CARES, IT'S GONE NOW."
richie:
how to cheat on every arcade game
-"the trick is to do these combos-"
-you two get caught
-ruN MUTHAFUCKA RUN FOR THE POPO GET THE GUN PUT IT TO YA BRAIN LIKE GODDAMN
beverly:
how to inhale properly when smoking (snicker snicker sorry jack)
-"these are cancer sticks, bev."
-"only if your body withers incorrectly."
jaeden:
how to kill titans
-"you gotta aim for the nape of the neck when you're using your maneuvering gear. make sure that you don't run out of gas and that your blades aren't full. oh! and the blood is very hot so try to avoid that too..."
-he goes on for days
-now you know what to do if you so happen to be in that situation i guess
wyatt:
how to play mario kart
-you were lying when you said that you didn't know how to play
-you kicked his ass
-hiS FACE WAS PRICELESS
-"I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY!"
"I'M A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, YOU NOODLE HEAD. EAT MY DUST."
finn:
how to play guitar
-"you're hands are too small for this."
-the lesson is cancelled due to frustration on both sides
jack:
how to skate
-you fall off multiple times
-eddie who?
-jack is wheezing from laughter the whole time
-"i'm sorry for laugh earlier."
-what a sweetheart
sophia:
how to love yourself
-"the key is to look at the positive side of things. know and understand who you are and your worth."
-SO CUTE AH I LOVE HER
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this week feels so slow sigh
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