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VILLAINS. People with no aim turn to a life of crime.
1. If the villain is a girl, she is a psychotic, needy bitch who is more obsessed than Scrat from ice age.
2. She's blonde, with blue eyes and legs that go on from here to Arizona.
3. She is promiscuous. She claims she loves the male main character but will sleep with her neighbor, the boy's best friend and the chauffeur.
Which brings us to our next point:
4. The girl with with multiple sexual partners is immediately the villain regardless of how good she is. It doesn't matter if she gave half of her inheritance to charity or she donated both kidneys, if she is sleeping with more than one person then she is worse than Voldermort.
5. Villains aren't aware of the fact that there are other men and women in the world and their only motive is love and nothing else.
6. If a man is the villain then he is an abusive bastard.
7. If I can't have you, no one can!!!! Wake up buddy, this is the real world.
8. Poor people are angels and rich people are the devils spawn.