A/N: When you are bored. And have nothing else to do. And want to drown in snacks. Literally, just dive into a sugar coma.
Blaise
Draco
Ron
Harry
"Guys! I found the most amazing thing!"
"Is this going to be like when you discovered Ikea?"
"Because while that was awesome and we applaud your genius, Harry was very rude to us."
"This is better than Ikea."
*collective Ron and Blaise gasp*
"What is it?"
"Tokyo Ghoul."
"What is that?"
"It's this!"
".....It's a cartoon."
"IT'S NOT A CARTOON."
"Woah."
"It's anime. Just watch."
"KANEKI!"
"NOOOOOOOO!"
"Why would they end it this way?!"
"I'm never watching anime again, why would they play with your emotions like that?"
"Me neither. I feel like my heart was ripped open and stomped upon."
"Guys....again?"
Harry flicked on the lights and the boys grouped around the laptop hiss in pain. "My eyes!" Ron shrieked. Harry sighed despairingly. "What are you doing this time?" Draco sniffed. "Watching anime." "Something you're uncultured little mind can't comprehend." Harry frowned. "You spent three hours watching cartoons?" The three boys turn to stare at him. *collective shriek* "THEY'RE NOT CARTOONS!"
RIP Harry.
"Guys there's a season two!"
"HURRY UP!"
"TURN IT ON"
"I've heard they have something called cosplay. I VOTE TO BE KANEKI."
"NO, I WANTED TO BE HIM."
"Pff with your hair?"
*munching popcorn*
"I totally ship Touka and Kaneki."
"That's way to obvious, it'll never become canon."
"Guys, guys, relax. It's obviously Kaneki and Hide."
"Ohhhhh"
"Of course."
"Mhm."
"NOOOOOOO!"
"There there."
"It's ok, it'll be fine."
"MY SHIP SANK!"