Winn chuckled into the palm of his hand, his eyes fixed on the screen in front of him, ever since the trashy showbiz news had begun speculating about the love lives of superheroes they had actually become entertaining.
With (Y/n) and Lena's recent trip to Gotham came even greater speculation about Superwoman and Batwoman, this was given as absolute proof that the two were bumping uglies and there was no doubt anymore, as always with these things appearances could be manipulated into whatever the individual wanted.
"The truth is out people, we finally have confirmation that SuperBat lives and breathes and we all now know who the top is." The overly smug tv presenter said as she stared far too vibrantly into the camera with a sly wink as though she knew all the ins and outs of everything, all the sexy gory details that in fact had never existed but she still knew them.
A small square appeared in the corner of the screen showing the footage that had been captured in Gotham the night before, Superwoman on the floor with the dark tall intense dominating figure of Batwoman standing up above her, it got bigger until it filled the screen and Winn laughed, even more, when the bird did its own magic trick.
"What are you watching?" Kara asked appearing just behind him.
"Superwoman and Batwoman and the bird from comedic heaven, seriously this is excellent." He laughed pointing to the screen.
"You better hope Alex doesn't catch you watching this," She warned, but was unable to not smirk herself, it was even funnier watching it again.
Winn rolled his eyes sarcastically. "As if I'm scared of Alex."
Kara raised an amused eyebrow, waiting for him to tell the truth.
"Okay so I'm afraid of Alex when she is around, that is when she is at her most dangerous." He whispered, looking around edgily to see if she was lurking around. hiding from him, then boom she'd jump out at him unexpectedly.
"Yeah, what are they talking about anyway? and why do you watch this trashy stuff?"
"Kara this is the best kind of reality tv, I'm thinking I could become rich if I just find a way to get you, (Y/n) and Superman to make a reality tv show, I can see it now The Supers Next Door, it would be a classic."
"We wouldn't do it." Kara shrugged.
"Okay so my bad up plan, get (Y/n) to release a sex tape and then we can all get famous, it's sex tapes that do it these days, or be a really crap You Tuber but people's tastes are weird these days." Winn thought out loud.
"What we're all wondering is, how long she waited to take her Superwoman home and wash her down?"
Kara startled, "Oh Rao, I really hope Alex isn't watching this she will not be happy."
"They are only saying her girlfriend's alter ego has another girlfriend, I mean would that be allowed? or is Alex dating both (Y/n) and Superwoman? isn't that a little greedy (Y/n) just gets Alex."
A whizz behind them followed by a cold breeze hit them. "I hope you know that I can hear you, and I've heard everything you've just said and to sum it up simply, there is no such thing as just Alex." (Y/n) said walking towards them her cape flowing dramatically behind her. "Plus bank robbers officially suck, so much, why do they never rob the rich?" Her eyes traveled to the screen, a pout crossing her mouth as she took it all in. "And why are you watching that crap? Last week they said that for sure Black Canary was married to Supergirl a day after saying she was actually dating Lena Luthor, sorry Kara."
Kara rolled her eyes, she'd seen that one, the one where she had to watch them speculate and gossip about the sex life of Lena Luthor and Sara Lance, even though they had no idea who Black Canary was she still did, and she did not like the image it created in her mind. "I agree with (Y/n), just turn it off Winn especially before Alex gets here and sees it."
(Y/n) nodded. "She will use you to paint the wall with."
Winn stared at her, his eyes darting around trying to imagine the image, sadly and most terrifyingly it was all too easy to visualize.
"Schott if you are watching that utter freaking crap you are in so much trouble and a world of pain!" An aggravated voice grunted.
"Crap!"
(Y/n) smiled turning towards to her girlfriend. "Hey, baby." She'd been thinking about her all day, she knew Alex had been to her first AA meeting, she'd wanted to go with her but Alex had refused, she'd wanted to do it alone, her deep (E/c) eyes moved over her body trying to decipher whether she was okay.
"I would be okay if the whole damn world wasn't telling me my girlfriend was dating a bat." Alex ground out angrily, all day she had to listen to the gossip, even at her AA meeting she'd had to listen to the gossip, the endless wittering on about something they'd seen on tv, therefore, it must be true, now when she came into work she had to face the same, she was losing patience and she was losing it fast.
(Y/n) smiled, with the room filled with agents it was impossible to do what she truly wanted to do, but still she moved as close as she could without drawing unwanted attention, it was rumoured about around the DEO that they were dating but it wasn't something they had ever spoken about, even if at certain times they had been a little too enthusiastically involved with each other.
Suddenly (Y/n) gasped. "What the hell is that to report, there is no way I'm a bottom! wtf who even says that about someone? If anything I'm a very happy flipper, just versatile."
Everyone looked at her Kara trying to hide the world of questions she had in her mind, she had suddenly realized that (Y/n) would be an excellent source of tips, could she ever ask her? would that be weird?
Alex's eyes bulged out of her head as Winn looked smugly between the two. "Don't even say it." She warned.
"Hey, I haven't done anything." Winn shrugged.
"Turn it off."
"So the question on everybody's lips is, when will we see them kiss? and just how do they cope with living in two different cities, are the rumors true? will National City be losing Superwoman for Gotham?"
Alex glowered dramatically at Winn, who under her gaze slumped further down into his chair. "Okay, calm down I will turn it off." He reached over but only managed to turn the volume up louder so that it filled the room.
"Another question I know you're all dying to know, how exactly is Superwoman in bed? can we get an exclusive Batwoman, tell us all just how kinky she is, she certainly looked it last night."
(Y/n) and Kara watched in slow motion as Alex lunged forward, Winn moving just in time to leap from his chair and as though he possessed his own super strength sprint down the hall, Alex hot on his heels.
"She did warn him." (Y/n) shrugged.
"Yep, she did."
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(Y/n) slipped in through the door closing it quietly behind her, she didn't want anyone to know she was inside, she didn't want them to be interrupted.
"Hey, you." She smiled as Alex looked up from her experiment. "How did today go?"
Alex sighed. "It sucked okay, I was surrounded by people who killed someone in a car and lost her baby because she couldn't stop drinking."
Moving closer (Y/n) pulled her into her arms. "It's the best thing, Alex, you can talk and maybe with strangers, it will be easier."
"I just hated having to tell people my life."
(Y/n) thought silent for a moment. "Okay, so how about this, every time you have a meeting afterwards we will do something, maybe it's just us, maybe with the guys, but you will always have something to do to look forward to, and no one will be drinking that is the rule, woo you know we should all go bowling."
Alex smirked. "What those with super strength against normies?"
"Hey you have it now too, what are you worried about?"
"I do, I'll never be on the losing team ever again." Alex suddenly beamed.
"I forgot how competitive you are."
Lowering her hands to (Y/n)'s hips she pulled her closer, enjoying the feel of her so close to her, the feel of her hips under her fingers as she dug them in and the gasp of breath that hit her from the now caped woman. "If a certain Bat keeps on pushing it I'll have to show her how competitive I really am." She whispered thickly.
"Oh you really don't need to do that, you should just show me instead."
"I could show you and her."
"Oh God Alex, how is it possible that you can get even hotter than you already are."
Alex smiled. "it's a gift, I really am not going to share my Superwoman."