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Makeup

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Shizuo: Okay, take a pic of yourself

Shizuo: But this time, take it off

Izaya: Take it off....?

Shizuo: Yeah, the makeup, you're fine without it

Izaya: Awww, Wait...

Izaya: WTF?!

Shizuo: What?

Izaya: I don't wear makeup Shizu-Chan!

Shizuo: B*TCH WE ALL KNOW YOU WEAR MAKEUP

Shizuo: -,-

Izaya: Prove it!

Shizuo: You left your f*cking eyeliner on my table last night

Izaya: ...Sh*t....

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