Bionic Punchline

By DamonWakes

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What do a squeamish torturer, an intelligent zombie, a newspaper-phobic superhero and Genghis Khan have in co... More

Introduction
The Talking Dead
The Superfluous Adventures of Captain Redundancy and Tautology Boy
I Can Do That, Dave
Before the Black Throne
A Bold Stratagem
The Crown of Steel
The Curious Case of Benjamin Bunge
Last Minute Shopping
Mind the Steppe
The Fantabulous Clown Machine of Roger's Discount Circus
The Dragon and the Golden Man
Sicklefox
The Bronze Knight and the Angel
Bionic Punchline
Welcome to London
Rebranding the Black Throne
Always the Same Place
Where Seagulls Dare
The Trouble with Tybalt
That's the Third One This Week!
My Spidey Sense is Troubling
Here, There and Everywhere
As 'Tis the Custom
Running Joke
Black Throne White Noise
A Damp Squib
How the Fox Got His Cry
Some Manner of Shocking Twist
The Samaritan of Fourth Street
One Year One Day
Statistical Analysis

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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By DamonWakes

    “At last!” Skalthrag1 cackled. “The Orb of Ithrael2 is mine!”

    Londrea3 struggled to her feet, using her enchanted longsword4 for support. “The Orb will never be yours, tyrant! Not as long as any citizen of Nurnheim5 stands against your villainy!”

    “You know nothing of the Orb!” Skalthrag held it aloft, pacing madly before her on the field of battle. “For it was not your ancestors6who tamed the star, but mi-7

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1CRASH! The fourth incarnation of the Gal’khag.

2THUMP! The remains of the star, Ithrael, whose light was consumed during the War of the Second Era.

3BANG! Forty-second in the lineage of Bael.

4WHUMP! The blade Shadowbane. Forged for the War of the First Era by the legendary hero, Vanmar.

5THUD! The ancestral home of the noble Frost Elves.

6WHAM! The Elder Clan, who sailed into the heavens upon a golden barge at the close of the Third Era.

7“OUCH!” said Skalthrag, rubbing his shin. “Who keeps leaving these note thingies underfoot?”

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