It has been seven years since the publication of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and Harry and the gang feel that nostalgia is taking it's toll. So they started a therapy group with Voldemort as the leader.
*Every Harry Potter character is gathered in a room, waiting for Voldemort to arrive*
Voldemort: *Enters, wearing Nagini as a scarf* ALRIGHT EVERYBODY SHUT UP OR IMMA GET THE BELT OUT
*Room falls silent*
Voldemort: TODAY WE GON LEARN SHAPES
Wormtail: My Lord! I thought this was a therapy session?
Voldemort: THIS IS A THERAPY SESSION SHUT UP CRETIN *Points to chalkboard with wand, drawn on the chalkboard is the Deathly Hallows emblem* SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT SHAPES THESE ARE
Harry: AHHHH ALL MY FEELS MAKE IT STOP! *Gross sobbing*
Dumbledore: PICK ME PICK ME I KNOW ALL ABOUT DEM SHAPES
Voldemort: YES, OLDIE TELL ME ABOUT DEM SHAPES
Dumbledore: THERE'S A TRIANGLE AND A CIRCLE AND A STICK WHICH REPRESENTS A THING
Xeno: OH MY GOD OLDIE YOU CAN'T JUST CALL THE TALE OF THE THREE BROTHERS A THING
Cedric: YAAAAAAS SLAAAAAY!
*All turn to Cedric*
Peeves: Who the hell are you
Cedric: That's a bit ironic coming from —
Harry: SHUT UP SPARKLY CEDDY, WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED IT'S #DEFENDPEEVES2014 THIS YEAR
*Whole room boo's Cedric out, tossing rubbish at him for violating #DefendPeeves2014*
Snape: I can't believe I'm still here, I'm leaving to go and check on the potions I made earlier...*Leaves*
Lucius: 420 BLAZE IT, SNAPE *Leaves with him*
Sirius: Shouldn't he be saying that to the Hufflepuffs?
Harry: Whatever, this is boring. I'm going back to my closet
Draco: I KNEW YOU'D NEVER LEAVE IT, HARRY, I'M COMING WITH YOU
Narcissa: Ugh, Drarry... *Rolls eyes*
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ALRIGHT LOVELIES, WE'VE GOT TO DEFEND PEEVES. TO HELP HIM OUT WRITE IN THE COMMENTS '#DefendPeeves2014' HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. MAY PEEVES LIVE ON (Well, that was uncalled for, Lucy...)
UPDATE 10/02/2015: I now realise it is 2015 so i think it's time we stepped our game up and started commenting #DefendPeeves2015. We will never stop supporting Peeves the Poltergeist!