3:02 pm
Yaomomo: hhh
Mina: lemme guess. you failed.
3:10 pm
Aizawa: you what
Yaomomo: I failed, sensei.
Aizawa: can no one protect my pure child
Asui: why can't you do it
Aizawa: i am an outside danger
Toru: ur not a virgin??
Aizawa: no
Toru: huh.
4:00 pm
DekuTheHero: hi everyone! thanks for rescuing me Todoroki!!
Todoroki: my pleasure
Bakugou: tch!!
Kirishima: right
Kirishima: todoroki is a huge dick
DekuTheHero: how?? he saved me
Tokoyami: revelry in the dark.
Shoji: what he meant was,, it wasn't only todoroki who saved you
DekuTheHero: ??
DekuTheHero: but he swept me up from my feet, took me away, and made me feel ten again??
Sato: he really is a dick
DekuTheHero: no he's not!!
Todoroki: i can't take it anymore
Todoroki: too pure to lie to
4:07 pm
Todoroki: tell him if you must
4:07 pm (aka 2 seconds later)
Bakugou: OKAY SO
Kirishima: that was fast
Bakugou: WE ALL WANTED TO SAVE YOUR INNOCENCE RIGHT
DekuTheHero: mhm!
Bakugou: SO TODOROKI CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN
Bakugou: WE'D ALL GO IN AT DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND BEAT OUR WAY TO THE CENTER OF THE HOUSE AND DISTRACT THAT RICH WHITE GIRLS MAIDS AND FAMILY
Kirishima: we all came in,, explaining what happened to the maids and family
Kaminari: ecsept bakugou, he blastid them
Iida: Translation; Except Bakugou, he blasted them.
Iida: I'm Surprised You Know How To Spell Bakugou.
Kaminari: I meen its write thare.
Iida: Anyway, We Were All Headed To Yaomomo's Bedroom.
Aoyama: but then, something froze our feet~
Aoyama: we heard yaomomo yelling upstairs~
Shoji: and a monotone voice replying
Bakugou: THE BASTARD HAD FROZEN US, SO HE COULD RESCUE DEKU ALONE
DekuTheHero: what?
Aoyama: it's tru~
Todoroki: its true.
4:25 pm
Mina: that's pretty messed up
Toru: I know how to cheer up!
Toru changed chat settings.
Todoroki: Bitch bitch.
DekuTheHero: Bitch bitch bitch?
DekuTheHero: BITCH BITCH!!
Bakugou: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH?!
Toru: everything you say autocorrects to bitch
Todoroki: Bitch Bitch Bitch?
Toru: it doesn't work on me
Mina changed chat settings.
Mina: the fuck? i thought you said u were cheering us up!!
Toru: I never specified who I was cheering up
Toru: it's me
Todoroki renamed the chat to <Invisibitch>
Todoroki changed Todoroki's name to FuckEndeavor
FuckEndeavor: that's better
Mina changed Ochaco's name to GreenKink
GreenKink: ??
Mina: tru tho
Toru changed Mina's name to PinkiePie
PinkiePie: I like it
Bakugou changed Toru's name to Invisibitch
Aizawa changed Hizashi's name to Screem
Invisibitch: hm
Screem changed Aizawa's name to Daddy;)
Daddy;) changed Daddy;)'s name to Dad
DekuTheHero: oo is changing names a thing now??
FuckEndeavor: you should refrain from it,, they're supposed to be offensive
DekuTheHero: I can be offensive
DekuTheHero changed FuckEndeavor's name to Dick
Dick: do u even know what a dick is?
DekuTheHero: no
Bakugou: then what do you call ur private part?
DekuTheHero: a penis, like the doctor does
Kirishima: OMFG
Kaminari: I'm wheezing!!
Deku: a dick is a penis
4:45 pm
DekuTheHero: so you guys called Todoroki a penis??
Kirishima: yes
DekuTheHero: but he doesn't look like a penis
DekuTheHero: his head shape is more like a flat butt
Dick: wow, thanks izuku
Bakugou: that's not a compliment
Toru: to be continued in the next chapter of...What Have I Done -Aizawa (Chatfic)
Bakugou: i still don't know who the fuck ur talking to